I was not in Vegas this weekend but he saw me everywhere (Dlisted)
America hates Miley? (The Superficial)
Hilarious. But it would be better if he went back to Film School and James Franco was his prof. (Popeater)
Pure muscle. Damn! (Hollywood Tuna)
Scarlett Johansson’s boyfriend goes paddle boarding (Pop Sugar)
Anne Hathaway’s purple sweat pants (Just Jared)
I can’t imagine Cate Blanchett on an elliptical machine (Cele|bitchy)
OH MY GAWD ROBERT PATTINSON IS KISSING KRISTEN STEWART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Socialite Life)
Demi Moore’s youngest lights up at Coachella (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)
Fergie: this looks way more comfortable than leather pants (I'm Not Obsessed)
Shakira just confirmed last month on Twitter that she’s dating Spanish footballer Gerard Pique. She called him her “sunshine” in Spanish. This weekend they could barely contain it during lunch in Barcelona. Sunshine is 10 years younger than Shaki and looks totally, totally, totally in love. Full Story
Written by Duana Oh, you guys. I am so excited. What I’ve heard, but not seen, is that the VD deliciousness gets an extra special swirl when these guys are high school kids – like, going to sock hops and hanging out in the cafeteria – while vamping out and worrying whether good ol’ Tyler is going to come home and cause problems. Full Story
Vanessa Hudgens seemed to be more into her wardrobe than the music this weekend at Coachella though I suppose she’s not the only one who priorities the clothes over the artists. I mean, they kinda all do. And, well, if the Hoff is showing up at Coachella now, what does that say about Coachella? That question for another time. Full Story
Reese Witherspoon and Robert Pattinson premiered Water For Elephants in New York last night. I imagine the MiniVan Majority is eating up that white embroidered dress of hers. If ever there was a dress to campaign on…. But, um, speaking of dresses … The author of Water For Elephants Sara Gruen, should we take a moment to look at hers? I just want to say that a black cocktail with a really great pair of shoes never hurt anyone, you know? Also, as you can see, Pattinson’s freaky tea-pouring hand showed up too. Full Story
There was an article that appeared on People.com late Friday. Porny talked to the magazine about her wedding dress, what she’s looking for, what she has in mind. Oh la. Apparently Porny does NOT want to look “top heavy” (since when???) and as such, is considering something with a v-neck or a scoop neck. Full Story
The origin of the story is a UK tabloid so…you know. But they claim to have seen her last week in London hanging out at Opus Dei. So now they think she’s breaking up with Kabbalah and reconnecting with her Catholic roots, albeit a much more conservative, reportedly rigid branch. Madonna has ostensibly become disappointed with Kab after the organisation bungled the school project Full Story
Congratulations Kyra K on the new job that will find you arguing appeals in the Supreme Court of Canada! Shannon says she’ll be showing up to fangirl you while you’re stomping the sh-t out of that courtroom, like the way Dumbledore kicked ass over the Wizengamot! Happy Birthday Rachel, the most wonderful mom to Miss Brooklyn who in turn is the luckiest girl in the world. Full Story
Tonight is the night Friday Night Lights returns to NBC for its final season. Yes, the DVD for Season 5 has already been released. And yes, if you have DirecTV or an internet connection, you may have already watched. But for those who haven’t yet… oh… I’m almost jealous. The same way I’m jealous of the people who’ve never read Harry Potter and are just starting to now. You have a really great ride ahead of you.
Click here for Duana’s recap of FNL Season 5 Episode 1 for after you enjoy this evening’s visit with the folks of Dillon, Texas. Clear eyes, full hearts, can’t lose.
I was just leaving my ma and the hospital when I ran into Dylan and TL outside Massy Hall where Charlie Sheen “performed” last night in Toronto. They were assigned to shoot his arrival for etalk. You should have seen the crowd that had gathered by the time the show started. It was Thursday. Like, The Office and Parks & Rec and Community and 30 Rock were on which…why go out? I mean… who are the people paying money to see and scream their tits off over Charlie Sheen? I don’t understand.
Have a great weekend!
Yours in gossip,
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Sorry it’ll be a shorter day. I gotta cut out to see my ma and relieve my dad on duty in her room. Will be back on Monday from Vancouver. In the meantime, my blog friends will keep your smut serviced.
I like this WAY better than Born This Way (Dlisted)
You know it’s bad when not even a murdering gangster’s family wants to be associated with you (The Superficial)
Tom Cruise Jr is SO Tom Cruise in his new trailer (Pink Is The New Blog)
Take a look at Kim Kardashian’s spanx (Hollywood Tuna)
Penelope Cruz in leather pants…with Prince! (Pop Sugar)
Here it is: Gwyneth Paltrow covers Adele’s Turning Tables. Thoughts? (Just Jared)
The real Black Swan will not be silenced! (Cele|bitchy)
Penelope Cruz gushes about Gwyneth and Glee (Celebuzz)
From the same country that brought you Kate Middleton… (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)
Young actresses pillow fight in Vogue (Evil Beet Gossip)
Just look at the first blonde shots. Don’t cheat. Errrrr… Barely, right? This… Is Abigail Breslin. Little Miss Sunshine. Last night in New York at the Hot Pink Party in support of the Breast Cancer Research Foundation. It was also her birthday yesterday. She’s now 15. Anyway, apparently her stylist lightened her hair Full Story