December 14, 2011 - Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 14, 2011 15:41:52 December 14, 2011 15:41:52

Dear Briony,I’m so sorry about your son. I’m so sorry about your cat. God, I can’t even imagine what a sh-tty f-cking run you’ve had. Of course you think the universe hates you. Who wouldn’t? It made me sad to read your words about missing hope and working to remember what you have in your life rather than what you don’t. Full Story

Tuesday, December 13, 2011

Dear Gossips,

The Weekly LiveBlog will happen today at 3pm ET/Noon PT. Join us!A new poster for the new Spider-Man movie was released yesterday. Visually it’s terrific. Awesome. I love it. And then there’s the tagline: The Untold StoryI messaged Sarah last night like, “What’s the untold story? I don’t get it.  Read Full Intro

Worst of 2011: Cowgirl Heigl

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 13, 2011 23:52:56 December 13, 2011 23:52:56
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FameFlynet

Remember this? No?Well them I’m sorry for reminding you. Because as I said that the time, some things you can’t UNsee. And this is an outfit you want to unsee.You can always count on Katherine Heigl to put on some f-cked up sh-t but this time, she outshat even herself. The fringed skirt, the animal bag, the slouchy suede boots, her old lady hairstyle. Full Story

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Best of 2011: Alan Rickman’s letter

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 13, 2011 23:39:25 December 13, 2011 23:39:25
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WENN

As it appeared in EMPIRE: I have just returned from the dubbing studio where I spoke into a microphone as Severus Snape for absolutely the last time. On the screen were some flashback shots of Daniel, Emma, and Rupert from ten years ago. They were 12. I have also recently returned from New York, and while I was there, I saw Daniel singing and dancing (brilliantly) on Broadway. Full Story

Without Irony

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 13, 2011 21:41:45 December 13, 2011 21:41:45

I don’t think we can talk about this until you’ve seen it. So here, please watch. The new Rock of Ages trailer. I’ll wait for you on the other side. If you’re looking for someone to snark on it, you’ll have to click away. I can’t snark on it. Because I LOVE IT. I love it without irony. Full Story

Scarjo’s rough patch

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 13, 2011 21:00:16 December 13, 2011 21:00:16
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Wenn, Johns PKI/Splash

My ma, the Chinese Squawking Chicken, as you know if you’ve been reading my blog long enough, is all about feng shui and energy and protecting yourself against the bad sh-t. One time we looked at house on the market that turned out to be “dirty”, and for weeks afterwards, that spirit would not leave me. Full Story

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Weekly Live Blog - December 13, 2011

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 13, 2011 19:59:34 December 13, 2011 19:59:34

This will likely be the last liveblog of the year so we’ll leave room, I promise, for some freestyle at the end. Here’s the lighter sched for today:-Oscar races, Critics’ Choice, Golden Globes nominations predictions-The Black List-Misfits!-Hollywood Couples: freestyle-General freestyle Sound good? We’ll be here for an hour. Full Story

GOOP App, Crab, and Duck

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 13, 2011 19:27:03 December 13, 2011 19:27:03

GOOP days are normally Thursdays. But today is a special Tuesday GOOP. Because GOOP has launched an App. It will cost you $3.99. If you spend the money though, you’ll get to know New York, and other cities, GOOP styles. There’s a video too. I’m cheap. The only app I’ve ever paid for, so far at least, has been for Bust-A-Move, only my favourite arcade game ever! That was $1. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 13, 2011 19:17:54 December 13, 2011 19:17:54

Oh look. How close the paps came to Lindsay Lohan on the beach in Hawaii. She must have been really, really scared. (The Superficial)

When he looked at her, did Tom Cruise think of Nicole Kidman at all? (Dlisted)

Elle Fanning, 14, in a pretty white dress that cost more than your living room (Amy Grindhouse)

Heroic Sofia Vergara (Hollywood Tuna)

The Jolie is so beautiful in these pictures (Pop Sugar)

Rooney Mara’s pierced nipples (Just Jared)

Leo’s ex’s cute bikini shoot (Popoholic)

Rihanna’s big hair works for me (Celebuzz)

I dare you not to laugh, or at least smile (Towleroad)

I thought this was LeAnn Rimes and that made me laugh. Too mean? (Go Fug Yourself)

George Clooney & Einstein

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 13, 2011 18:39:05 December 13, 2011 18:39:05
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Grey Wasp/Blue Wasp/Splash

Have I mentioned how much I like George Clooney? I think he’s a total pro. I think he’s charming. I think he’s smart. I would definitely want to hang out with him. All of the above. And this, this is why I hate his shenanigans. The Italian Queens and the Wrestling Girls. The timing of his escorts and his campaigns. Full Story