Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 13, 2012 20:07:17 August 13, 2012 20:07:17

I feel like Robert Pattinson might get his hair pulled tonight (Dlisted)

Lindsay Lohan looks so toxic at the beach I don’t know if I’d go into the water after her (Too Fab)

Ashley Greene dresses down just the way Michael Bay likes it (The Superficial)

New pictures and it’s been a few weeks: Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield go for sushi (Just Jared)

Sh-t, will Selena Gomez ever be allowed to grow up? (Hollywood Tuna)

Kirsten Dunsts keeps making Garrett Hedlund hotter (Pop Sugar)

More importantly though...did Robert Downey Jr piss in the mason jars recommended by Gwyneth Paltrow? (Cele|bitchy)

Daniel Radcliffe has a new girlfriend? (Socialite Life)

What we short people must resort to (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

I LOVE what Chris Colfer has around his neck (I'm Not Obsessed)

Breaking Bad Season 5 Episode 5: Stop That Train

Maria Posted by Maria at August 13, 2012 19:26:50 August 13, 2012 19:26:50

Why is 5/5 making me nervous? I feel something heavy in the air. The duality of Walt (chemistry teacher/ambitious meth cooker) has been done away with. Now it’s all Heisenberg, all the time. But episode one gave a glimpse into the future (Walt’s full head of hair and diner breakfast), so Heisenberg’s fall is to come. Full Story

Miley’s rite of passage

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 13, 2012 18:26:12 August 13, 2012 18:26:12

Breaking... Miley Cyrus cut her hair. Drastically. It was a trending topic worldwide on Twitter yesterday, largely encouraged by Miley herself who first posted the before and after shots, and is continuing to post photos from every angle, much like we all do when we have our makeup done, or our hair styled, and can’t stop looking in the mirror -- only our mirrors don’t talk back; her mirror is an online audience that can and will throw sh-t back in the reflection. Full Story

Eating Vegetables, Part 1

Duana Posted by Duana at August 13, 2012 18:18:31 August 13, 2012 18:18:31

The Newsroom Season 1 Episode 8 recap This was the line that struck me, last night, in what was easily the best episode of The Newsroom so far.   Though there were still problems, the show took the time to focus on what it does, and wants to do, best: examining the difference between the news that should be reported, and that which is instead. Full Story

The Hot Harry Olympics are over

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 13, 2012 17:24:38 August 13, 2012 17:24:38
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He looked sad last night at the end of the Closing Ceremony, didn't he? He looked...bereft. And God I wish they cut away to him more often. There was a shot of him and Kate whistling but wouldn't you have preferred to see him getting down to Taio Cruz? Saying ay-oh? As the senior Royal representing the Family, it was a grim-faced Harry who took his place next to Jacques Rogge. Full Story

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Jen's race to the altar

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 13, 2012 16:11:16 August 13, 2012 16:11:16

It's not just that we won't release them all from the Eternal Triangle, it's that they themselves can't get over it either. On the weekend that Brange was rumoured to marry in France - didn't happen - Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux announced their engagement. Coincidence or conspiracy? Timing, of course, as is the case, always, with Jen vs Brad and Angelina, is paramount. Full Story

How Gwyneth packs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 13, 2012 15:13:36 August 13, 2012 15:13:36

I only looked at last week’s GOOP this morning. Because even Gwyneth comes in second to the Olympics. It’s about how she packs for travel. My favourite part is that she actually uses a Lanvin suitcase which, if you’ve ever looked at the price tag for a pair of Lanvin ballet flats, should give you an idea of how much a proper leather travel bag might be. Full Story

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What’s next for Jeremy Renner and Bourne

Sarah Posted by Sarah at August 13, 2012 14:52:31 August 13, 2012 14:52:31

I’ve been tracking the rise of Jeremy Renner as his bid for legit Movie Stardom culminated with The Bourne Legacy. The late shift in schedule turned out to be a really good idea, puting enough distance between it and The Dark Knight Rises, allowing Legacy to take the #1 spot at the box office. Full Story

The Spice Girls and the runway

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 13, 2012 14:15:10 August 13, 2012 14:15:10
Wenn, Jeff Moore /Splash, Scott Heavey /Stu Forster /Paul Gilham /Jamie Squire /Getty

First - Stella Tennant FOREVER. Second - I want to know what would have happened if they even tried suggesting to Kate Moss that she’d wear Victoria Beckham at the Closing Ceremony during the David Bowie Fashion tribute. Please. Victoria Beckham included among Alexander McQueen, Burberry, Vivienne Westwood, and others. Full Story

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August 13, 2012 - Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 13, 2012 13:18:29 August 13, 2012 13:18:29

Tonya! Happy (belated) 40th Birthday with love from Brooke who requested for you Ewan McGregor, Robert Pattinson, Jude Law, James McAvoy, and Jason Bateman. To Heather H from Gemma from la Belle Province who said she couldn’t help but interrupt Channing Tatum at dinner the other night - heads up: this is what you have to look forward to at work all day today! Full Story