This could be your wedding dress

July 7, 2011 09:41:44 Posted at July 7, 2011 09:41:44
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sorry today's posting's are a bit slow. I'm back in the office now fully connected so the rest of the day will be normal. The reason I'm delayed is that, as I mentioned earlier, I had to shoot in an Indy car today for etalk in advance of the Honda Indy in Toronto this weekend. I was the asshole who, after they'd strapped me into the car, put her hand up in a panic. Full Story

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Porny might find a friend?

July 7, 2011 08:45:47 Posted at July 7, 2011 08:45:47
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As you know, I have been praying for a friend for Jessica Simpson for a long time. Jessica's friends don't tell her like it is. That she has dumbass for taste. That she dresses like two wrestling sausages in cling wrap. That she gives herself too easily. That she loves douchebags and golddiggers. Full Story

Curb is back!

July 7, 2011 08:03:00 Posted at July 7, 2011 08:03:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

There are times when Jacek is watching Curb Your Enthusiasm and he starts choking from laughing so hard. This may be blasphemy but Curb has made Seinfeld LESS funny to me. Remember the time he chicken meangirled that poor guy about his failed kamikaze father? Remember the car wash with the developmentally challenged? If you watch Curb, you know. Full Story

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Mimi’s on her feet again...

July 7, 2011 07:24:24 Posted at July 7, 2011 07:24:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Barely. How many personal trainers does it take to train Mariah Carey? There were a few of them surrounding her yesterday in New York as she was apparently headed to a workout. With full hair and makeup? Please. I don’t know why I bother asking. Having said that, I often hit the gym with my trainer Hayley after coming directly from the studio, in full hair and makeup and, um, sometimes it makes you feel better about yourself. Full Story

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July 7, 2011 – Smutty Shout-Outs

July 7, 2011 07:15:16 Posted at July 7, 2011 07:15:16
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Good luck to David McGuire from your wife Mandy on your cross country run across Canada, with the goal of a marathon a day – HOLY SH-T – to raise awareness for brain injury. David suffered a brain injury himself in 2005 and still experiences short-term memory loss but has clearly fought his way back. Full Story

Wednesday, July 6, 2011

Dear Gossips,

Have you read the Bill Simmons article on the Movie Star yet? It was posted last week, just as people were leaving for long weekend and holiday. Wanted to wait until now for most to return before discussing. If you haven’t yet had the pleasure, click here  Read Full Intro

Royal Baggage!

July 6, 2011 14:23:00 Posted at July 6, 2011 14:23:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I know there are several of you, including a friend of mine whose initials are LB, who will be as into these photos as I am. Prince William and Catherine left Yellowknife today to travel to Slave Lake, the Alberta town that was devastated by fire in May. I will have more of those photos for you tomorrow. Full Story

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Mrs Halfpint is a DAME

July 6, 2011 13:03:00 Posted at July 6, 2011 13:03:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Dame Judi Dench was honoured by the Karlovy Vary Film Festival a few days ago in the Czech Republic. Earlier today, I wrote about women of a certain age, the smell of her hunger for a man, and wondered if it was offside to be making that observation about Christie Brinkley. I would NEVER make that observation about Dame Judi Dench. Full Story

I will never be ready

July 6, 2011 12:28:45 Posted at July 6, 2011 12:28:45
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Two weeks ago tomorrow I went to an advance screening of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2 and almost had to be carried out of the theatre. Laura, who was sitting next to me, said that at one point, she looked over and saw me in the fetal position. The next day I flew to New York to interview Daniel Radcliffe for the very last time, after five years of seeing him every year, sometimes twice. Full Story

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Stephenie Meyer is ruining Rom-coms too now…

July 6, 2011 12:11:48 Posted at July 6, 2011 12:11:48
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Written by Sarah Although, I suppose, there’s not that much left to ruin anyway. I am a sucker for old romantic comedies—and I mean old, like Bringing Up Baby or It Happened One Night—which is why I’m so hard on modern rom-coms. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

July 6, 2011 11:48:08 Posted at July 6, 2011 11:48:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I like this name... you? (Dlisted)

It was only a matter of time before a murderer became the new Star (The Superficial)

How Sean Penn replaced Scarjo (Evil Beet Gossip)

Malin Ackerman in a bikini (Hollywood Tuna)

Nina and Ian travelling together (Pop Sugar)

Taylor Lautner is simply NOT funny to me. Just me? (Just Jared)

How much Johnny Depp made off Pirates ...and more!!! (Cele|bitchy

The Brange is all about equality (Towleroad)

Never mind what he looks like, he’s also a smug dick. Who gets a LOT of quality pussy (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Didn’t Ashlee Simpson go apesh-t on Michelle Trachtenberg once? (Buzznet)