January 6, 2012 - Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 6, 2012 15:15:33 January 6, 2012 15:15:33

Jack Jablonski from Minneapolis is 16. It happened last Friday during a hockey game. He’ll never walk again. See below for a video by his friends and click here for more on Jack and how you can help his family. Clint! Happy Birthday with love from Marisa who requested for you your favourite, Emma Watson, a “nice young ting”. Full Story

Thursday, January 5, 2012

Dear Gossips,

January 4th came and went. No announcement about Beyonce’s Little Rider which is when I initially thought she and Jay would choreograph its arrival, so that all three of them could share their favourite #4 birthdays. Can she hang on to February 4? Given that she’s on lockdown, I wonder if that’s too far off, though I suppose Beyonce could probably deliver her baby and perform a week later at the Grammys, in heels, if she really wanted to.  Read Full Intro

Tina’s back...and smashing cars

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 5, 2012 22:17:08 January 5, 2012 22:17:08
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Tina Fey arrived at Letterman studios in New York to tape an appearance this afternoon presumably to promote the return of 30 Rock next Thursday. As you know, the season is starting late because Tina had a baby in August, her second daughter Penelope. I wonder if we’ll be seeing any magazine covers featuring Tina all like:HOW I GOT MY BODY BACK!!!I hope no. Full Story

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Drew to marry Will

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 5, 2012 20:00:59 January 5, 2012 20:00:59
David Livingston/Kevork Djansezian/Noel Vasquez/Dimitrios Kambouris/Getty

I’ve been working on a sentence that properly says what I want to say for over 15 minutes now and it’s still not right but I have to move on:Didn’t you always expect Drew Barrymore to date a dude called “Will”? (OR) Isn’t “Will” the kind of name for a guy you always expected Drew Barrymore to date? What I mean is that I can totally picture her, as she’s listing off all the things she loves about him, to be all like. Full Story

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Smutty Fitness: award season warm-up

Hayley Posted by Hayley at January 5, 2012 19:49:03 January 5, 2012 19:49:03

As mentioned in the first Health & Fitness post earlier today - click here if you missed it - I have let it go. My ass, I mean. And it’s award season which means I have to get my sh-t together. Hayley’s all over it. But she knows I scare easily so she’s starting me off gentle. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 5, 2012 18:52:42 January 5, 2012 18:52:42

Gwyneth Paltrow cleans out your ass! (Dlisted)

The rest of the world needs to catch up to North America: STOP BUYING HOLLYWOOD EBOLA (The Superficial)

This is really, really cute...right? My opinion on children is worth less since I don’t have any. (Amy Grindhouse)

Ashley Tisdale pumps gas in a sweater dress (Hollywood Tuna

Eva Mendes visits Ryan Gosling at work because they can’t stop touching each other (Pop Sugar)

When he’s not cheating on his wife, Josh Duhamel is pretty hot (Just Jared)

Cindy Crawford’s mega fillers (Cele|bitchy)

Daniel Radcliffe’s candour is adorable. Again. As always. (Celebuzz)

We are all in the wrong business. Clearly we should be walking around in plastic heels instead of working real jobs. (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Mila Kunis: GORGEOUS for Dior (Hollywood PQ)

George’s friendly covers

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 5, 2012 18:38:12 January 5, 2012 18:38:12

Earlier this week, George Clooney shared the cover of Vanity Fair with Matt Damon and Daniel Craig - click here for a refresher. Now he’s collaborating with Viola Davis in the new issue of Entertainment Weekly. See now this, this is a campaign strategy that’s so much more palatable than Stacy Keibler/Elisabetta Canalis/Sarah Larson/substitute leggy medium pretty escort. Full Story

Jakey’s been so quiet

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 5, 2012 18:29:17 January 5, 2012 18:29:17
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Very low profile the last few months, right? Maybe even all of last year after Source Code came out. Here’s Jakey with some friends after sushi yesterday in Hollywood looking like he hasn’t worked in a while. I’m not saying that to be a bitch...yet. I’m saying it because that’s what we all do when we don’t have to go into the office: we don’t shave, some of don’t shower (this does not apply to me), we wear loose pants, and it’s glasses only, no contact lenses. Full Story

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Smutty Fitness: A Walk To Run program

Hayley Posted by Hayley at January 5, 2012 18:21:22 January 5, 2012 18:21:22

Lainey: Welcome to Health & Fitness, a new feature on LifeStyle! There will be two posts today that will show up on the main page but going forward, Health & Fitness features will be uploaded directly to LifeStyle and not on home gossip. Our H&F columns will be contributed by Hayley McGowan. Full Story

Love for Kristen Wiig and defending Bridesmaids

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 5, 2012 16:40:47 January 5, 2012 16:40:47

They’re considering a Bridesmaids sequel without Kristen Wiig. This is what almost everyone was focusing on yesterday. The detail that gets lost in that headline though is that Kristen Wiig didn’t want to do it. And, well, don’t you love her for that? When asked about making another Bridesmaids, Wiig told The Hollywood Reporter Full Story

He went with a model

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 5, 2012 15:13:47 January 5, 2012 15:13:47

While JLo decided to celebrate her release from marriage by slumming it with a backup dancer who, on his best day, and I am being generous, is no more than a 5.5, Marc Anthony went with a model. And he’s flaunting it all over the social network. This is Marc with Shannon De Lima as posted on his Facebook. Full Story