Next week, Gwyneth Paltrow will not sing Adele as well as Adele on Glee. This week she’s pimping her new cookbook in New York. Apparently there’s even a book signing somewhere today or tomorrow. Like people will line up for the privilege of meeting her and trying her recipes. Anyway, last night she threw a dinner party and invited some of her famous friends so that she could cook for them. Full Story
Liv Tyler has a new boyfriend called Theo Wenner. His father is Jann Wenner who owns Rolling Stone. Oh yeah and Us Weekly. Liv and Theo were papped together in New York. Those pictures are below. She’s 33, he’s 24 and a photographer. Has actually shot a lot of high profile people including Kings of Leon, Russell Brand, Robert Pattinson, you should see his images of Paz de la Huerta, there’s so quintessentially her, and also a very wet buxom Jennifer Lawrence. Full Story
A little bit, right? And not just because they both have dark hair. There’s a similar body type happening here too. And, of course, the preternaturally preserved beauty assisted in a way that’s making it hard for me to distinguish between the two, though Demi’s, of course, has been performed with more “authentic” looking results. Full Story
At this point it’s like Chinese water torture. Every Gwyneth Paltrow song is like one maddening drip on your forehead, death by annoyance and irritation. To be fair, the cover of Over the Rainbow can’t be on her. As I noted yesterday, Matthew Morrison will have to own that one, especially after selling it as a new and fresh interpretation when, as I posited yesterday, what it really sounds like is just a retread – and an inferior one at that – of Israel "IZ" Ka?ano?i Kamakawiwo?ole’s iconic version of the song. Full Story
Written by SarahThe last time we saw Lars von Trier, he was scandalizing everyone with Antichrist in 2009. Now he’s back with Melancholia, a movie about the end of the world and Kirsten Dunst’s wedding. Kirsten Dunst’s wedding precipitates the end of the world? Not exactly, but there’s something about a secret planet maybe crushing the earth while Kirsten Dunst gets married. Full Story
Have you seen it? Reese Witherspoon covers the new issue of Vogue. You can look at more photos here. I mean they’re alright, I guess. Like, I get it that she worked with an elephant in the movie Water For Elephants but I wonder if I need every shoot to reflect the elephant presence, you know? It’s like being clubbed over the head with a trunk. Full Story
Happy Belated Birthday Emma with love from Sarah who wants to apologise with Robert Pattinson photos. Attached – Pattinson on Jay Leno last month promoting Water For Elephants. And for Karen McCullough who is en route to Rome for the Rome Marathon with a group of 15 from Vancouver and the Fraser Valley on Sunday with Team in Training Full Story
I wish I could talk about what I thought of Helen Mirren’s breasts on Saturday Night Live. But I’m in Barbados and those assholes at NBC never make their sh-t available online. So it’ll have to wait until I get home. The pictures look hilarious though. And what the hell was she doing on that pole?
I was sent an Advanced Reader Copy of a new buzz book that they’re expecting will explode on the scene this year. Took it to the beach. Nearly got sunburned because I was unwilling to put it down to reapply lotion. And now I’m angry that it’s over. ANGRY that it had the audacity to, like, end. To not go on forever. Which is when you know you’re really into it, right? Full review will come later this week. But that’s two for two great reads in a row. You’ve finished Tina Fey’s Bossypants by now, haven’t you?
Yours in gossip,
Photos from Wenn.com
Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise were at the gym together in LA the other day. Afterwards she drove them home. Robo in the driver's seat! Normally they travel with full security detail and service when they're together. This is a departure for them, perhaps because Little Sci isn't around. Did you watch The Kennedys on History Television last night (in Canada)? I'm attaching a few more stills from the series. Full Story