Taller and deeper?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 19, 2011 21:07:24 October 19, 2011 21:07:24

Justin Bieber is putting out a Christmas album. They’ve released the video for a song called Mistletoe. Please. Of course Sasha, Dean, and I have already squ-emailed about it. Of course we are obsessed. Dean had to get all sensible and sh-t and point out that the proceeds go to charity so we should feel good about our stagnated maturation but only after he confessed that “there are basically no celeb Christmas songs that I don’t like” which obviously added another dimension of hilarity to the whole situation. Full Story

Inspired by Ryan Gosling

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 19, 2011 20:50:56 October 19, 2011 20:50:56
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What is it about Ryan Gosling that gets the Hey Girl going? It’s his face, I think. And, frankly, the fact that we know...but we don’t know. He’s very good at being expressive without expressing anything. Which is why people keep expressing for him. Or at him.You already know about Hey Girl Ryan Gosling meme - click here Full Story

Like Crazy New York and a hipster

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 19, 2011 20:37:30 October 19, 2011 20:37:30
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Felicity Jones, Anton Yelchin, and director Drake Doremus were in New York last night for the premiere of Like Crazy. Not sure why Anton looks so stunned in every photo. But Felicity, she has some good red carpet instincts, non? Like Crazy opens on October 28th.  Go see!Am also attaching photos of Olivia Thirlby who was also in the attendance. Full Story

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JLo doesn’t want to talk about love

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 19, 2011 19:52:01 October 19, 2011 19:52:01
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What is this world? Where Jennifer Lopez, who loves loving love, doesn’t want to talk about love? That would be like Mimi wearing flats, walking briskly and steadily towards the driver’s side of a car and opening the door herself. Inconceivable.But there was JLo yesterday at the Mohegan Sun Casino in Connecticut to promote her fashion and home collection for Kohl’s, demurring at the mention of her love life, insisting that she’s no longer in the business of gushing. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 19, 2011 19:31:48 October 19, 2011 19:31:48

LifeStyle has been updated a few times today, most recently with Zoe Saldana. More to covet.

Madonna, Lindsay Lohan, Courtney Love... interchangeable? (Dlisted)

Don’t call Robo Katie cute, ok? (The Superficial)

Sofia Vergara in a swimsuit makes me a lot less grumpy (Pop Sugar)

I read this headline and I almost cried. It’ll be 18 years at the end of the month and I don’t want to see his final film. (Pink Is The New Blog)

Charlize Theron + Mary Kate/Ashley, right? (Hollywood Tuna)

Madonna doesn’t have to dry her hair for meetings (Just Jared)

Bitch, maybe the vertigo happened because you don’t f-cking eat! (Cele|bitchy)

Heather Mills is about to make a play for Justin Bieber (Evil Beet Gossip)

LOVE Rihanna’s blouse (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Where Bono ate Portuguese (Thetravelpresse.com)

Lindsay Lohan is unfulfilled

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 19, 2011 18:33:21 October 19, 2011 18:33:21
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She was back in court today. TMZ had the play by play. Judge Sautner revoked her probation. Lindsay Lohan is due back in court on November 2 - my wedding anniversary! - to see if she has to go to jail. Among the issues reviewed to determine if she violated probation: attendance at counselling, completing a Shoplifter’s Alternative course, and of course, her community service. Full Story

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Uma vs Tilda: Tall-off!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 19, 2011 17:57:42 October 19, 2011 17:57:42
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Last night in Milan at the Vertu Global Launch of the Constellation, whatever that means, here are Uma Thurman - looking amazing - and Tilda Swinton looking like Tilda so, obviously, awesome, and the both need to stand up straight because I want to see who’s taller.Celebrities, as you know, are always smaller in real life. Full Story

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ERW ascending

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 19, 2011 16:15:42 October 19, 2011 16:15:42
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The Ides of March is in London today. Press conference with George Clooney, Philip Seymour Hoffman, and Evan Rachel Wood who looks f-cking AMAZING in a Peter Pan collar, long ago recommended by Sasha as a “must” for Autumn - click here if you missed her Fall Essentials article. Full Story

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Scarjo & JGL?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 19, 2011 15:42:51 October 19, 2011 15:42:51
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Us Weekly has the exclusive. In the new issue, on stands now, the magazine reports that Scarlett Johansson and Joseph Gordon-Levitt have been dealing with each other. It’s early but it’s hot. A proper New York flirtation ...while her ex-husband and his piece Blake Lively are doing the same, ish, over in Boston. Full Story

She passed New York

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 19, 2011 15:31:37 October 19, 2011 15:31:37
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George Clooney gave Stacy Keibler permission to stand next to him on a red carpet the other day at the NY premiere of The Descendants. She must have passed the test. Because he took her to Paris with him and allowed her to do the same there. Still looking like they need to practise more in the mirror, non? This is what the Beckhams do all the time. Full Story

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Put it down and walk away

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 19, 2011 15:11:25 October 19, 2011 15:11:25

Do you watch Misfits? Have you been reading long enough to roll your eyes every time I jerk off over Misfits? Look at my Five List. That’s how hard I am for Misfits (although Sheehan should come off soon because, well, Nathan is no more). And why haven’t you started watching Misfits? Oh, I see. Are you waiting for the US version? It’s coming. Full Story