There was an article that appeared on People.com late Friday. Porny talked to the magazine about her wedding dress, what she’s looking for, what she has in mind. Oh la. Apparently Porny does NOT want to look “top heavy” (since when???) and as such, is considering something with a v-neck or a scoop neck. Full Story
The origin of the story is a UK tabloid so…you know. But they claim to have seen her last week in London hanging out at Opus Dei. So now they think she’s breaking up with Kabbalah and reconnecting with her Catholic roots, albeit a much more conservative, reportedly rigid branch. Madonna has ostensibly become disappointed with Kab after the organisation bungled the school project Full Story
Congratulations Kyra K on the new job that will find you arguing appeals in the Supreme Court of Canada! Shannon says she’ll be showing up to fangirl you while you’re stomping the sh-t out of that courtroom, like the way Dumbledore kicked ass over the Wizengamot! Happy Birthday Rachel, the most wonderful mom to Miss Brooklyn who in turn is the luckiest girl in the world. Full Story
Tonight is the night Friday Night Lights returns to NBC for its final season. Yes, the DVD for Season 5 has already been released. And yes, if you have DirecTV or an internet connection, you may have already watched. But for those who haven’t yet… oh… I’m almost jealous. The same way I’m jealous of the people who’ve never read Harry Potter and are just starting to now. You have a really great ride ahead of you.
Click here for Duana’s recap of FNL Season 5 Episode 1 for after you enjoy this evening’s visit with the folks of Dillon, Texas. Clear eyes, full hearts, can’t lose.
I was just leaving my ma and the hospital when I ran into Dylan and TL outside Massy Hall where Charlie Sheen “performed” last night in Toronto. They were assigned to shoot his arrival for etalk. You should have seen the crowd that had gathered by the time the show started. It was Thursday. Like, The Office and Parks & Rec and Community and 30 Rock were on which…why go out? I mean… who are the people paying money to see and scream their tits off over Charlie Sheen? I don’t understand.
Have a great weekend!
Yours in gossip,
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Sorry it’ll be a shorter day. I gotta cut out to see my ma and relieve my dad on duty in her room. Will be back on Monday from Vancouver. In the meantime, my blog friends will keep your smut serviced.
I like this WAY better than Born This Way (Dlisted)
You know it’s bad when not even a murdering gangster’s family wants to be associated with you (The Superficial)
Tom Cruise Jr is SO Tom Cruise in his new trailer (Pink Is The New Blog)
Take a look at Kim Kardashian’s spanx (Hollywood Tuna)
Penelope Cruz in leather pants…with Prince! (Pop Sugar)
Here it is: Gwyneth Paltrow covers Adele’s Turning Tables. Thoughts? (Just Jared)
The real Black Swan will not be silenced! (Cele|bitchy)
Penelope Cruz gushes about Gwyneth and Glee (Celebuzz)
From the same country that brought you Kate Middleton… (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)
Young actresses pillow fight in Vogue (Evil Beet Gossip)
Just look at the first blonde shots. Don’t cheat. Errrrr… Barely, right? This… Is Abigail Breslin. Little Miss Sunshine. Last night in New York at the Hot Pink Party in support of the Breast Cancer Research Foundation. It was also her birthday yesterday. She’s now 15. Anyway, apparently her stylist lightened her hair Full Story
Who doesn’t love Mark Ruffalo? Duana loves Mark Ruffalo. A LOT. The way I know this is because Duana is the most proper of all of us. Whereas Sasha and I can talk sh-t, literally, all day long, there’s a look of disapproval that comes over Duana’s face whenever we engage in, you know, the icky subjects. Full Story
Written by Duana We’re getting up awfully early at my house these days. Between a new puppy and a lot of work to do and a delightful houseguest, we are usually deep into the swing of the workday by about 7 AM. This morning, that meant Lainey and I discussing Courteney and David Arquette at length, already. Full Story
Two weeks from now, Prince William will be married to Kate Middleton. When do we start calling her Catherine? I mean, I know the palace has officially started calling her Catherine but when do WE started calling her that? Is it when we stick a Princess in front of her name? For some reason when I say Princess Catherine in my mind I always think of Catherine Oxenberg. Full Story
She has been everywhere this week. All up in your face with her cooking and cookbook and her famous friends. But Gwyneth had to slum it with the regular people yesterday at a book signing at Barnes & Noble in New York, grudgingly engaging the public as she aims to take her recipes to the bestseller list. Full Story