Porny confuses Tongues & Necks

April 18, 2011 06:48:20 Posted at April 18, 2011 06:48:20
Lainey Posted by Lainey

There was an article that appeared on late Friday. Porny talked to the magazine about her wedding dress, what she’s looking for, what she has in mind. Oh la. Apparently Porny does NOT want to look “top heavy” (since when???) and as such, is considering something with a v-neck or a scoop neck. Full Story

Madge breaks up with Kab?

April 18, 2011 06:31:37 Posted at April 18, 2011 06:31:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The origin of the story is a UK tabloid so…you know. But they claim to have seen her last week in London hanging out at Opus Dei. So now they think she’s breaking up with Kabbalah and reconnecting with her Catholic roots, albeit a much more conservative, reportedly rigid branch. Madonna has ostensibly become disappointed with Kab after the organisation bungled the school project Full Story

April 18, 2011 – Smutty Shout-Outs

April 18, 2011 06:20:12 Posted at April 18, 2011 06:20:12
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Congratulations Kyra K on the new job that will find you arguing appeals in the Supreme Court of Canada! Shannon says she’ll be showing up to fangirl you while you’re stomping the sh-t out of that courtroom, like the way Dumbledore kicked ass over the Wizengamot! Happy Birthday Rachel, the most wonderful mom to Miss Brooklyn who in turn is the luckiest girl in the world. Full Story

Friday, April 15, 2011

Dear Gossips,

Tonight is the night Friday Night Lights returns to NBC for its final season. Yes, the DVD for Season 5 has already been released. And yes, if you have DirecTV or an internet connection, you may have already watched. But for those who haven’t yet… oh… I’m almost jealous. The same way I’m jealous of the people who’ve never read Harry Potter and are just starting to now. You have a really great ride ahead of you.

Click here for Duana’s recap of FNL Season 5 Episode 1 for after you enjoy this evening’s visit with the folks of Dillon, Texas. Clear eyes, full hearts, can’t lose.

I was just leaving my ma and the hospital when I ran into Dylan and TL outside Massy Hall where Charlie Sheen “performed” last night in Toronto. They were assigned to shoot his arrival for etalk. You should have seen the crowd that had gathered by the time the show started. It was Thursday. Like, The Office and Parks & Rec and Community and 30 Rock were on which…why go out? I mean… who are the people paying money to see and scream their tits off over Charlie Sheen? I don’t understand.

Have a great weekend!

Yours in gossip,


PS. Win $100 worth of Biore® product plus movie passes if you know your smut! Come on, this one was easy. Both made headlines this week - one for not being careful, and the other for finding a new home. Click here to enter!

Smutty Tingles

April 15, 2011 11:59:05 Posted at April 15, 2011 11:59:05
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sorry it’ll be a shorter day. I gotta cut out to see my ma and relieve my dad on duty in her room. Will be back on Monday from Vancouver. In the meantime, my blog friends will keep your smut serviced.

I like this WAY better than Born This Way (Dlisted)

You know it’s bad when not even a murdering gangster’s family wants to be associated with you (The Superficial)

Tom Cruise Jr is SO Tom Cruise in his new trailer (Pink Is The New Blog)

Take a look at Kim Kardashian’s spanx (Hollywood Tuna)

Penelope Cruz in leather pants…with Prince! (Pop Sugar)

Here it is: Gwyneth Paltrow covers Adele’s Turning Tables. Thoughts? (Just Jared)

The real Black Swan will not be silenced! (Cele|bitchy)

Penelope Cruz gushes about Gwyneth and Glee (Celebuzz)

From the same country that brought you Kate Middleton… (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Young actresses pillow fight in Vogue (Evil Beet Gossip)

Do you know who this is?

April 15, 2011 11:28:41 Posted at April 15, 2011 11:28:41
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Just look at the first blonde shots. Don’t cheat. Errrrr… Barely, right? This… Is Abigail Breslin. Little Miss Sunshine. Last night in New York at the Hot Pink Party in support of the Breast Cancer Research Foundation. It was also her birthday yesterday. She’s now 15. Anyway, apparently her stylist lightened her hair Full Story

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Mark almost quit

April 15, 2011 09:48:43 Posted at April 15, 2011 09:48:43
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Who doesn’t love Mark Ruffalo? Duana loves Mark Ruffalo. A LOT. The way I know this is because Duana is the most proper of all of us. Whereas Sasha and I can talk sh-t, literally, all day long, there’s a look of disapproval that comes over Duana’s face whenever we engage in, you know, the icky subjects. Full Story

All Access With The Arquettes

April 15, 2011 09:16:48 Posted at April 15, 2011 09:16:48
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Written by Duana We’re getting up awfully early at my house these days. Between a new puppy and a lot of work to do and a delightful houseguest, we are usually deep into the swing of the workday by about 7 AM. This morning, that meant Lainey and I discussing Courteney and David Arquette at length, already. Full Story

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Caring or not caring?

April 15, 2011 08:51:18 Posted at April 15, 2011 08:51:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It’s like, the only possible reaction to most of what Jennifer Garner puts on herself when she doesn’t have help from a stylist. You saw those dumbass pants from the other day, didn’t you? Click here Full Story

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Two weeks to go!

April 15, 2011 07:33:45 Posted at April 15, 2011 07:33:45
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Two weeks from now, Prince William will be married to Kate Middleton. When do we start calling her Catherine? I mean, I know the palace has officially started calling her Catherine but when do WE started calling her that? Is it when we stick a Princess in front of her name? For some reason when I say Princess Catherine in my mind I always think of Catherine Oxenberg. Full Story


April 15, 2011 07:23:42 Posted at April 15, 2011 07:23:42
Lainey Posted by Lainey

She has been everywhere this week. All up in your face with her cooking and cookbook and her famous friends. But Gwyneth had to slum it with the regular people yesterday at a book signing at Barnes & Noble in New York, grudgingly engaging the public as she aims to take her recipes to the bestseller list. Full Story

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