Chosen One is a gangster

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 5, 2011 16:48:54 December 5, 2011 16:48:54
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Angelina Jolie took numbers 2, 3, and 4 to see The Muppets the other day. Please. You need an adult version of Miss Zahara’s camel coat, don’t you? I need an adult version of the Chosen One Shiloh’s badass little motorocycle boots that she’s wearing gangster styles under a pair of grey slacks, a fake tie t-shirt, and a baggy black hoodie that she may have inherited from her big brother Maddox. Full Story

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Hall or Hayley?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 5, 2011 15:34:57 December 5, 2011 15:34:57
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I loved Rebecca Hall. A lot. But less, or maybe not at all, after she and Sam Mendes have admitted they’ve been involved now for some time. Click here for refresher. I don’t like the idea that she was waiting around, hoping around, for a married man. Full Story

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Fassy or Coop?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 5, 2011 15:05:40 December 5, 2011 15:05:40
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Michael Fassbender was named Best Actor last night at the Moet British Independent Film Awards in London. Shame just opened in North America in limited release to a very healthy box office. So it was a good weekend. This is for Sarah from Cinesnark Full Story

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Meryl in the middle

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 5, 2011 14:35:35 December 5, 2011 14:35:35
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Could this be the year after so many years? I dunno. I mean, she’s Meryl Streep. She is extraordinary. But there are many members of the Academy keenly aware that, really, she already has two of them. Still, a lot of it seems to be falling in the right place. Meryl was in Washington this weekend for the Kennedy Centre Honours alongside fellow recipients Neil Diamond, Barbara Cook, Yo-Yo Ma, and Sonny Rollins. Full Story

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December 5, 2011 - Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 5, 2011 14:15:29 December 5, 2011 14:15:29

Johnny Hadyn used to be an entertainer. He’s 85 now. Back in the day, he recorded a couple of tracks onto a 45, one of them was a Christmas song. Johnny’s granddaughter Jenn recently uploaded his Jolly, Jolly Fat Man (Ho Ho Ho) onto YouTube and the family is hoping to get to 1,000 views so that they can surprise him with it as his Christmas gift. Full Story

Friday, December 2, 2011

Dear Gossips,

Britney Jean Spears was born 30 years ago today. Don’t roll your eyes. Because even if you don’t care anymore - and many people would stand up in a room with cameras rolling and declare, proudly, that they still do (hi Dean!) - at one point during the 12 years she’s been famous (OMG I am old), you did care, a LOT, at least for 5 minutes.  Read Full Intro

Proposal imminent

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 2, 2011 21:21:03 December 2, 2011 21:21:03
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A couple of weeks ago - seriously, like 2 weeks ago - JLo told Ryan Seacrest there was no one serious in her life. Really? Because JLo doesn’t know how to do “not serious”. JLo doesn’t understand dating casually. JLo doesn’t rebound, she remarries. And she and Casper Smart have not been apart now for weeks. Full Story

Worst of 2011: Mrs Cambridge is nervous

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 2, 2011 21:06:18 December 2, 2011 21:06:18
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There are quite a few of you who get quite angry when I don’t gush hard enough about Catherine of William. Or point out how pragmatic and particular she has been about her royal ascent. If that’s you, please click to the next article. It’s better for you. You’ll only be pissy reading this. And I don’t want you to be pissy on a Friday. Full Story

Best of 2011: The Buckingham balcony kiss

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 2, 2011 20:35:04 December 2, 2011 20:35:04
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Seems a good way to introduce the Best of 2011 feature. After all, it was the year Kate Middleton became a proper princess. When we all went Royal Wedding crazy. And they started selling out fascinators at the Walmart. There were SO many highlights from the event. And I just might decide to break them down in bests one by one. Full Story

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Rachel & Michael are fine

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 2, 2011 19:57:58 December 2, 2011 19:57:58
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For some reason, over the last week or so, many of you have been emailing me about whether or not it’s unravelling between Rachel McAdams and Michael Sheen. Where is this coming from? There have been NO indications that there’s been trouble. They’ve been low key, and they haven’t been papped every day, but they are FINE. Full Story

Kit says I’m sorry

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 2, 2011 19:53:54 December 2, 2011 19:53:54
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I was sh-t yesterday for not being able to blog so much. So I’m making up for it by paying extra for these new photos of Kit Harington. Forgive? Here he is shooting Game of Thrones Season 2 in Iceland. ICELAND!!!Because, as you know, Winter Is Coming.(Next Spring)  Full Story