June 29, 2011 – Smutty Shout-Outs

June 29, 2011 06:44:10 Posted at June 29, 2011 06:44:10
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Happy 25th Birthday Alba! Glad to hear about you feeling better, and congratulations too on the 4 yr anniversary. I know it’s not right, but it does feel good to be stolen, yes? Don’t be ridiculous, you do NOT need Jacek to “work his magic”. It is ALL right there, baby, all right there. Full Story

Tuesday, June 28, 2011

Dear Gossips,

Am attaching the cover of the new issue of Newsweek. As you can see, they’ve decided to use computer trickery and imagine a setting that features both Kate Middleton and, had she lived, her mother-in-law Princess Diana. The story? Diana would have been 50 this year.  Read Full Intro

The strong Presley genes

June 28, 2011 14:15:00 Posted at June 28, 2011 14:15:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I may have mentioned before that when I was 12 or so, around then give or take a year or two, I was OBSESSED with Elvis. Listened to the songs all the time, read the biographies, learned what quaaludes are, because he used to take them by the handful, and wished I was Priscilla Presley even though she was straight up a child when Elvis fell in love with her on that army base. Full Story

These photos made me happy

June 28, 2011 13:04:00 Posted at June 28, 2011 13:04:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I don't have much to say about either Ewan McGregor or Stanley Tucci other than the fact that I love them both so the fact that they were together last night at Beyonce's secret show for celebrities in London is a major bonus that probably only 5 of you will care about but more should because it's awesome! Look at them! They're awesome! And they're at a Beyonce concert! What does Stanley Tucci look like at a Beyonce concert WITH Ewan McGregor??? Please! More people need to want to know about what Stanley Tucci and Ewan McGregor are like at a Beyonce concert. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

June 28, 2011 12:06:10 Posted at June 28, 2011 12:06:10
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jennifer Aniston: first a tattoo now an engagement ring? (The Superficial)

Olivia Wilde and her four man dating circle (Dlisted)

Jessica Alba in a salmon maxi (Hollywood Tuna)

I want Emma Stone’s bikini (Pop Sugar)

Brange gets wet (Just Jared)

Sometimes I think Harlow is cuter and sometimes it’s Nahla (Pink Is The New Blog)

How many legs can he balance on his lap? (Popoholic)

Anna Faris is unrecognizable (Celebuzz)

This is how Michael Bay treats women (The Blemish)

Julia Roberts’s pants are ugly but she thinks you’re an asshole for saying it (Go Fug Yourself)

Royal Wedding competition!

June 28, 2011 11:40:28 Posted at June 28, 2011 11:40:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Will & Kate’s wedding was watched by a billion around the world. Or was it billions? It was a big f-cking deal. The end. Now there’s another royal wedding happening this weekend and, well, so far it’s been pretty low on public fascination, especially outside of certain ports in Europe. Full Story

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G is there for B

June 28, 2011 10:32:01 Posted at June 28, 2011 10:32:01
Lainey Posted by Lainey

At the weekend it was Glastonbury, then they all returned to London where Beyonce threw down a secret show for what seems like celebrities only which... does that make sense to you because do the celebrities actually have to pay for the music? Anyway, among the celebrities in attendance: Adele, Stella McCartney, Tom Ford, some Glee kids, Jessie J, of course Jay-Z, and. Full Story

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She Didn’t Ask For It

June 28, 2011 09:35:58 Posted at June 28, 2011 09:35:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Written by Duana You read the title, you look at the pictures below, and you get your email all geared up to send me an angry note. But I want you to hear me out… …even though I’m about to sound like a giant curmudgeon. Full Story

Comparing the Kidmans

June 28, 2011 09:07:08 Posted at June 28, 2011 09:07:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Granny Freeze has returned home to Australia to introduce baby Faith Margaret to her family. It’ll be a big week of celebrations. Her wedding anniversary is coming up and her birthday and also Sunday Rose’s too. Her sister Antonia is also back in town for the reunion. Antonia has a lot of kids. Full Story

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The End is back to the Beginning

June 28, 2011 08:31:25 Posted at June 28, 2011 08:31:25
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Are you ready for The End? It All Ends. Soon. I have seen The End, in 3D, and while I cannot tell you much about it yet (due to the studio’s embargo), what I can say is that I loved it, and that Laura loved it, and that I still haven’t recovered. Nerd? Totally. But yesterday Dean, who was cutting my interview with Daniel Radcliffe (the last one ever, sob!), took me to the edit suite to see how the story came together and I cried watching the clips, the old footage, when they were so little, integrated with the scenes from Harry Potter at the Deathly Hallows Part 2. Full Story

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A thousand little black dresses

June 28, 2011 07:42:35 Posted at June 28, 2011 07:42:35
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jennifer Aniston plays a nympho boss in the upcoming Horrible Bosses. Sort of a departure for her in terms of character. And in her personal life, she thinks she’s dating a badass. Are you finally telling us you’re not so square? Jen is currently making the rounds in New York to hustle the movie. Full Story

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