GOOP needs powder

April 13, 2011 07:42:05 Posted at April 13, 2011 07:42:05
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Gwyneth Paltrow turned up at the Good Housekeeping Shine On Awards last night in New York to present to her FRIEND Christy Turlington. You know Bono gave Christy away at her wedding? So, yeah, they’re all in that little circle. More on Gwyneth and everyone who loves her later. For now… She needs some powder, non? Maybe it’s residual shine from the evening before, when she supposedly slaved away in the kitchen and cooked dinner for all her celebrity fans Full Story

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April 13, 2011 – Smutty Shout-Outs

April 13, 2011 07:17:50 Posted at April 13, 2011 07:17:50
Lainey Posted by Lainey

A Gutsy Affair is happening on Thursday in Toronto, this Thursday, like tomorrow, benefitting the Chrohn’s & Colitis Foundation of Canada. Your ticket includes OPEN BAR MARTINIS and door prizes and gift bags and featuring the Pigott Brothers and Cabral Richards (HOT) with a raffle prize for an all-inclusive trip to the Mayan Riviera. Full Story

Tuesday, April 12, 2011

Dear Gossips,

So…he’s allowed to touch her? They keep posting extra photos from Prince William and Kate Middleton’s visit to the school opening yesterday and in a few of them, I guess as they were being led elsewhere, he puts his hand on her back to guide her forward.  Read Full Intro

Smutty Tingles

April 12, 2011 11:53:00 Posted at April 12, 2011 11:53:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Am at the airport in Barbados but having a lot of trouble with the wireless so Tingles will have to be it. Will be back with no interruptions tomorrow from Toronto. In the meantime, think of my sore ass. I think it's so burned it's creasing.

Imagine if Katie Holmes had to spell each and every one of these? (Dlisted)

Can we please ban the word “BELIEVE” from tattooing??? (The Superficial)

Um, that’s Nick, cupping Mimi’s Tits (Popeater)

About to become Mrs Caleb Followill (Hollywood Tuna)

Kate Bosworth: it’s almost as if… she knows to cover up, right? (Pop Sugar)

Rooney Mara/Lisbeth Salander and her dog (Just Jared)

That ass. It just doesn’t seem possible (Popoholic)

Thoughts on the heart below Shenae’s eye? (Celebuzz)

Lindsay LOHAN still doesn’t know the difference between “of” and “have” (Pink Is The New Blog)

I don’t mind this look. Except for the hair (Go Fug Yourself)

Gwyneth cooks, Cameron’s ass, Chris runs

April 12, 2011 11:11:00 Posted at April 12, 2011 11:11:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Next week, Gwyneth Paltrow will not sing Adele as well as Adele on Glee. This week she’s pimping her new cookbook in New York. Apparently there’s even a book signing somewhere today or tomorrow. Like people will line up for the privilege of meeting her and trying her recipes. Anyway, last night she threw a dinner party and invited some of her famous friends so that she could cook for them. Full Story

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Liv loves a photographer

April 12, 2011 09:51:37 Posted at April 12, 2011 09:51:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Liv Tyler has a new boyfriend called Theo Wenner. His father is Jann Wenner who owns Rolling Stone. Oh yeah and Us Weekly. Liv and Theo were papped together in New York. Those pictures are below. She’s 33, he’s 24 and a photographer. Has actually shot a lot of high profile people including Kings of Leon, Russell Brand, Robert Pattinson, you should see his images of Paz de la Huerta, there’s so quintessentially her, and also a very wet buxom Jennifer Lawrence. Full Story

The Glory of Not Giving A Damn

April 12, 2011 08:53:00 Posted at April 12, 2011 08:53:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

“Bossypants” as primer for life Written by Duana Tina Fey tells a story of meeting a little boy when ‘meeting the teacher’ for kindergarten. They were told to draw pictures, and when she showed hers to him, like, ‘look what I did!’ he ripped it. Full Story

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Courteney or Demi?

April 12, 2011 07:40:56 Posted at April 12, 2011 07:40:56
Lainey Posted by Lainey

A little bit, right? And not just because they both have dark hair. There’s a similar body type happening here too. And, of course, the preternaturally preserved beauty assisted in a way that’s making it hard for me to distinguish between the two, though Demi’s, of course, has been performed with more “authentic” looking results. Full Story

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Gwyneth, Glee & Adele

April 12, 2011 07:06:17 Posted at April 12, 2011 07:06:17
Lainey Posted by Lainey

At this point it’s like Chinese water torture. Every Gwyneth Paltrow song is like one maddening drip on your forehead, death by annoyance and irritation. To be fair, the cover of Over the Rainbow can’t be on her. As I noted yesterday, Matthew Morrison will have to own that one, especially after selling it as a new and fresh interpretation when, as I posited yesterday, what it really sounds like is just a retread – and an inferior one at that – of Israel "IZ" Ka?ano?i Kamakawiwo?ole’s iconic version of the song. Full Story

The end of the world will be so depressing

April 12, 2011 06:58:59 Posted at April 12, 2011 06:58:59
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Written by SarahThe last time we saw Lars von Trier, he was scandalizing everyone with Antichrist in 2009. Now he’s back with Melancholia, a movie about the end of the world and Kirsten Dunst’s wedding. Kirsten Dunst’s wedding precipitates the end of the world? Not exactly, but there’s something about a secret planet maybe crushing the earth while Kirsten Dunst gets married. Full Story

Box office > Privacy

April 12, 2011 06:21:19 Posted at April 12, 2011 06:21:19
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Have you seen it? Reese Witherspoon covers the new issue of Vogue. You can look at more photos here. I mean they’re alright, I guess. Like, I get it that she worked with an elephant in the movie Water For Elephants but I wonder if I need every shoot to reflect the elephant presence, you know? It’s like being clubbed over the head with a trunk. Full Story