Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 25, 2012 21:19:23 July 25, 2012 21:19:23

Sasha’s INTO Ombre Jeans in LifeStyle

This would have been better than Bane’s voice box in The Dark Knight Rises (Dlisted)

No, I’m pretty sure he knew he’d be Britney’s babysitter. A very wealthy one. (The Superficial)

Ronald Weasley and another kind of wand! (Too Fab)

Kate Hudson looks great for Ann Taylor (Just Jared)

Love Rihanna’s white one-piece (Hollywood Tuna)

Natalie Portman always looks 20 years old (Pop Sugar)

Kanye West’s girlfriend thinks she’s more famous than Angelina Jolie (Cele|bitchy)

What would happen if Justin Bieber dated Kristen Stewart is the first question that popped in my mind (Hollywood PQ)

An update on Mischa Barton’s ass (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

I thought this was Elizabeth Hurley (IDLYITW)

 

A slum love birthday cake

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 25, 2012 21:14:22 July 25, 2012 21:14:22
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Wenn, Fame/Flynet, Splash

I’m sorry this got buried under Twilight and Mimi... But that’s how it will be now that Jennifer Lopez is persisting with the slum loving. It was her birthday yesterday. She’s 43. This was the first time she celebrated the occasion as the girlfriend of her back-up dancer. Full Story

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Twilight was not the biggest news today

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 25, 2012 20:41:28 July 25, 2012 20:41:28

Um... Please. Mimi’s first official American Idol photo was released. HAVE YOU SEEN IT? If not, you should feel shame. Now look. LOOK AT THIS BEAUTIFUL THING. I mean... There’s just so much, you know? So much Mimi in one simple shot that, well, we don’t even need to even talk about it. Full Story

Single Tom has smaller heels

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 25, 2012 20:07:15 July 25, 2012 20:07:15
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Splash, INF

Oh here’s fun game! Whose career is more in crisis: Tom Cruise, member of a cult who frighteningly may have wanted to turn his daughter into a freak, or Kristen Stewart who let a married man rub himself all over her in her car? It’s tricky. And in the city it's a pity cos we just can't hide Tinted windows don't mean nothin', they know who's inside Here’s the GMD in London today doing a pretty good imitation of his Junior Mint Taylor Lautner now that he’s lost a little weight after Katie Holmes dumped him. Full Story

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Kristen Stewart is neutered

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 25, 2012 19:14:32 July 25, 2012 19:14:32

Oh my God. I’m sorry about all these Twilight posts but this sh-t has taken on an incredibly amazing life of its own. Kristen Stewart and Rupert Sanders have both issued public apologies. Which obviously means that those photos weren’t fake. Which is what I told you this morning. Which is the piece of dental floss many deranged Twi-Hards were clinging to. Full Story

Demi is not despondent

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 25, 2012 17:18:57 July 25, 2012 17:18:57
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David Livingston/Getty

It’s cheating day today, apparently. Which reminds me I received a really great message last week; I’ll post it at the end of this article. Over the last week or so, since Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis have been more and more apparently MORE, stories about a despondent Demi Moore have been circulating. Full Story

Kristen Stewart cheats: the details and the pattern?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 25, 2012 16:40:38 July 25, 2012 16:40:38
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Bauer, Fame/Flynet, PUNKD Images

The US Weekly article is really good dish. And very, very detailed. As I mentioned earlier, for someone who jumps into a dumpster every time there’s a pap around, this was so incredibly careless. And, like, super teenage styles. Kristen Stewart took a call from Rupert Sanders while she was in her car. Full Story

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Jon Hamm’s bar moves

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 25, 2012 15:45:50 July 25, 2012 15:45:50
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Bauer-Griffin

No... they’re not all perfect. This is a reality that Twilight fans are trying to accept today. And for those of you devoted to Jon Hamm...well... It’s been a couple of weeks for you. And now there’s more. The Daily Full Story

Cucumber

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 25, 2012 15:41:07 July 25, 2012 15:41:07

Let’s take a break from the Twilight despair to get into some sexual produce. They’ve been together a while now. They’re beautiful and fashionable and they’ve travelled the world. This sense of adventure extends beyond geography. After so many years, it would appear that these two are still super hot for each other. Full Story

Twilight’s dark night

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 25, 2012 14:41:43 July 25, 2012 14:41:43

Thank you for your messages. My inbox ranged from the crazy to the curious - Twi-Hards anxious about whether or not Kristen Stewart cheated on Robert Pattinson and Twi-Hard watchers eager to be amused by their total meltdown. Like I said earlier in the open, “Robsten Is Unbroken” was the #6 trending topic worldwide when I woke up this morning around 4am PT. Full Story

Tuesday, July 24, 2012

Dear Gossips,

Shortly after it was confirmed that American Idol would become Must See Mimi TV yesterday, TMZ reported that Mimi was a “nightmare to work with” the last time she was on Idol as a mentor.  Read Full Intro