Thursday, March 31, 2011

Dear Gossips,

I totally need to bust out my giant sized hoop earrings and wear my hair back in a tight ponytail all over again. JLo made me want to. Did you notice on Idol last night that her nail polish matched her dress? And that her nail polish always changes from the performance show to the results show, along with her weave? That’s the whole f-cking day, you know.  Read Full Intro

Get old like Goldie

March 31, 2011 14:38:32 Posted at March 31, 2011 14:38:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As noted earlier, there was a random collection of celebrities invited to Gorbachev’s 80th birthday celebration last night in London. Among them Goldie Hawn. Who looked like she was lettin’er rip last night. This broad knows, has always known, how to have a good time. Has never apologised for knowing how to have a good time. Full Story

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Leggings, long skirts, and chain bags

March 31, 2011 13:44:24 Posted at March 31, 2011 13:44:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Written by Sasha Hi, I have lost about 20lbs in the last year and I would love to show it off this spring with leggings; however, I have had no luck finding any. I was never really in to them before and now that I'm looking, all of the ones I find that are long enough are actually just tights with no feet. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

March 31, 2011 13:06:29 Posted at March 31, 2011 13:06:29
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I have to say, I’m siding with Katie Holmes on this one. (The Superficial)

Yes but…she’s still getting paid, so, really, where do we start addressing the problem? (Dlisted)

Daniel Radcliffe tries very hard and does the best he can (Popeater)

Hilary Duff new blonde fringe (Hollywood Tuna)

Anne Hathaway’s boyfriend travelling with her again (Pop Sugar)

Brange romantic getaway (Just Jared)

People keep emailing me about Rose McGowan’s face. How f-cked is it on tv? (Popoholic)

Justin Bieber’s wishful growing (Celebuzz)

Katy Perry and Kanye get uber-arty (Towleroad)

Country Bitch: lace and ruffles and a thing from the sea? (Go Fug Yourself)

TV Live Blog - Thursday, March 31, 2011

March 31, 2011 11:55:04 Posted at March 31, 2011 11:55:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Mad Men is on the agenda. And I’m polling you about Grey’s Anatomy. And Duana’s all over Parenthood. And Community. And your questions. And whatever else on TV we can cover in an hour. To bring it back to a few weeks ago, maybe you all will want to give a few words on that Teen Mom throwdown from a few days ago? How does that relate to little 8 year old “Aniston” who was coached on runway walking by a professional hired by her mother? Tell me you watched that video. Full Story


March 31, 2011 11:25:22 Posted at March 31, 2011 11:25:22
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Or… Sidney! Neve Campbell was in Toronto at the Marilyn Denis Show today promoting Scream 4. Not really sure about her choice in footwear but she looks good, right? Neve is single now but told Health Magazine recently that after having spent so much time on humanitarian missions in South Africa, she is becoming more and more serious about adoption. Full Story

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Smell like Beysus Heat?

March 31, 2011 10:21:55 Posted at March 31, 2011 10:21:55
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I always like dropping the little factoid that Beyonce and Britney Spears are the same age, and that’s about all when it comes to similarities. You will never see a doped up Beysus halfheartedly staggering her way through her promotional performances. And while some of you may insist it’s not a fair comparison because Britney has emotional problems, how fair is it for you, as a consumer, to be sold something from someone with emotional problems who can’t hold her sh-t together? The media isn’t at fault here. Full Story

Braverman Sauce

March 31, 2011 10:00:00 Posted at March 31, 2011 10:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Written by Duana Welcome to the inaugural Parenthood recap! A few months ago on this site I wrote a Parenthood Primer (click here) but when we decided to do these recaps, Parenthood immediately went on hiatus for a few weeks. Full Story

Totally sober

March 31, 2011 08:57:00 Posted at March 31, 2011 08:57:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Lindsay LOHAN went out last night in New York. She’s in New York supposedly to spend time with family. Clearly spending time with family in her mind involves stumbling around on the ground at 2:30 in the morning outside of a bar. But, but, but, but… Her shoes were so high! Sure, loser. That must be the reason. Full Story

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Superman & Jena Malone

March 31, 2011 08:16:39 Posted at March 31, 2011 08:16:39
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sucker Punch premiered in London last night and it was, I believe, the first time Henry Cavill’s walked a carpet since being confirmed as the new Superman. I mean, I know it wasn’t his movie or his event, but you’d think, given that he’s British and all (being from the Channel Islands means British but not English right? Goddamnit I can never keep that sh-t straight and I’m not even sure you people over there are able to keep that sh-t straight either!), that he’d command a little more attention, have a few more photos taken, right? Seriously, there aren’t that many. Full Story

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BFFs reunited

March 31, 2011 07:23:01 Posted at March 31, 2011 07:23:01
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Cameron Diaz’s crazy arms were in Vegas yesterday as she was named the CinemaCon Female Star of the Year, an award that was presented to her by her old BFF Drew Barrymore. Cam and Drew haven’t been seen together publicly for a long, long time. They had cooled for a while for various reasons, as you know, some to do with Drew’s habits, some to do with Cam’s crazy but somewhere along the line, there’s been a makeup… motivated in part by work? I heard something last week, not slam dunk, that Drew is exploring the idea of putting Cam in her next directorial effort How To Be Single (ugh). Full Story

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