Smutty Tingles

June 15, 2011 11:31:58 Posted at June 15, 2011 11:31:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jacek, so far, is remarkably calm. That is, his nose hasn’t started sweating yet, which is what happens to him when he’s super stressed. Not in a Whitney Houston way, but it glistens and it’s a dead giveaway. Doesn’t work well for him during poker. I think he’s holding it together because he hasn’t been listening to the people on the radio getting all hyped and crazy. Give it until noon local time though. Then I think he’ll probably spend the next few hours before we have to leave for the game in the bathroom. This may be more information than you need but I’m telling you because it feels like the entire city is suffering from the same anxiety. And when it surrounds you, it’s hard not to feed off of it.

I can’t actually believe that tonight we’ll be at Game 7 of the Stanley Cup Final in our city, among the home crowd. I mean... I’ve been on the field at the Super Bowl, and I’ve covered an Olympics, and this...

If you love sport, you know these are the f-cking moments.

Dear Bruins fans – in the spirit of healthy competition, let’s hope for a good one, no matter what the result. Fist bumps!

Also, please, can we keep it chill? No violence, riots, injuries... deal?

GO CANUCKS GO!

Maybe she should release an updated version so she can show off her new stick body? (Dlisted)

Vanessa Hudgens really does have a cute body. When she’s ironing in her underwear (The Superficial)

So Sean Bean is that guy. I don’t find this attractive. (Popeater)

When are Taylor Momsen and Lindsay LOHAN going to hang out on the regular? (Hollywood Tuna)

Keira Knightley and her boyfriend hang out with Steve Carell (Pop Sugar)

As IF Rosie Huntington-Whiteley eats like a normal person (Just Jared)

Reese Witherspoon’s donkey’s are too loud. This is not a euphemism for Julia Roberts’s laugh (Cele|bitchy)

Who comes after Scarlett Johansson? (E! Online)

Gaga’s rather tame outfit. For her. (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Look, there’s a member of every immigrant family who dresses like this, ok? I have several, in fact. (Celebuzz)

On Showrunners

June 15, 2011 10:29:59 Posted at June 15, 2011 10:29:59
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Written by Duana (The article below came out of a liveblog. Some people wanted to know about showrunners, and what they do.) I'm passing the time before a flight just ruminating on Friday Night Lights. As I often do. I can make a lot of life allegories come out of that show as well as from Mad Men, Veronica Mars, In Treatment - all the usual suspects I often write about. Full Story

Blake’s cosy three

June 15, 2011 09:39:15 Posted at June 15, 2011 09:39:15
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Ryan Reynolds hit up Letterman last night. Looking good. And trim. And not wearing a cardigan – approve. I was complaining about this at the MTV Movie Awards. Also, why are men allowed to get away with beat up shoes and nice clothes? Or is that just famous men? Today Ryan was photographed again leaving his hotel in a waistcoat and really nice forearms with grey pants worn well. Full Story

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George & the Italian Queen are STILL NOT broken up

June 15, 2011 08:41:36 Posted at June 15, 2011 08:41:36
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Remember last week some dumbass tabloid published a story about George ending it with Elisabetta Canalis on the SAME DAY new photos of them together were released in Italy? Then I got mad because so many of you emailed all like – OMG GEORGE IS SINGLE AGAIN!!!!!!! even though I had just bought those photos to post that morning. Full Story

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MuchMusic Video Awards 2011 Giveaway!

June 15, 2011 08:18:50 Posted at June 15, 2011 08:18:50
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Selena Gomez is hosting. Justin Bieber has hinted he might come. LADY GAGA is performing. And Bruno Mars. And Avril Lavigne. And Snoop Dogg. And so much more. Including presenters. Like the Vampire Diaries cast, and Colin Farrell, and the list is too long to type out so click here Full Story

Josh & Diane’s amazing dress

June 15, 2011 07:54:00 Posted at June 15, 2011 07:54:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

In Paris last night at the Liaisons au Louvre charity gala dinner. I LOVE her dress SO much. Like, on me I’d just look pregnant, so it’s for that willowy type for sure but still... how about this as a refreshing change of silhouette? I’ve noted before that Diana Kruger often looks “samey” to me. Full Story

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June 15, 2011 – Smutty Shout-Outs

June 15, 2011 07:24:21 Posted at June 15, 2011 07:24:21
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Congratulations to Susan W from Calgary for winning the Aquafina Diva Contest! She and 3 friends will be joining us at this year’s SMUT Soiree in Toronto on Monday. Congratulations are also in order to Jeannie B, Laura M, and Jannette C for winning our Luminato draws, and to Susan T, Clay D, and Jennifer K for winning the Six Degree of Separation weekly prizes. Full Story

Celebrity Malnutrition

June 14, 2011 14:29:38 Posted at June 14, 2011 14:29:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Well this is clearly a first world problem. Selena Gomez was hospitalised late last week. The widespread joke was that Bieber had gotten her pregnant. She has since recovered and performed yesterday at Santa Monica Mall. When asked about her health, her answer Full Story

We meet again...with Sasha

June 14, 2011 13:59:38 Posted at June 14, 2011 13:59:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Colin Farrell is currently in Toronto shooting Total Recall. He’ll be presenting at the MuchMusic Video Awards on Sunday. I’m working that night. Sasha’s working too. Remember that eyef-cking thing that happened the last time Sash and Colin were in the same room? Click here Full Story

Justin Timberlake: denim suits and Thoreau

June 14, 2011 13:13:00 Posted at June 14, 2011 13:13:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I was prepared to hate the new Justin Timberlake Playboy interview. The writer opens the piece by calling him the “coolest dude on the planet”, on par with George Clooney and Keith Richards. Sit DOWN. Then he compares Timberlake to Frank Sinatra and Young Elvis. WHAT????????????????? To be fair, those words come from the journalist. Full Story