Tuesday, October 11, 2011

Dear Gossips,

Welcome back to those of you returning from the Thanksgiving long weekend in Canada. Please scroll down to get caught up on yesterday’s posts. It was business as (almost) usual. Please also note that after the facelift last week, the mobile site has been restored.  Read Full Intro

Invite me over!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 11, 2011 21:53:03 October 11, 2011 21:53:03

A few weeks ago the folks at Ford of Canada approached us about doing a clothing drive for Covenant House Vancouver.   As you know, if you’re a regular reader of the blog, Covenant House provides shelter and support for at-risk youth with programs designed to get them off the street and pointed in the right direction. Full Story

Minka & Derek back together?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 11, 2011 20:46:39 October 11, 2011 20:46:39
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Pichichi/Splash

After the Yankees lost game 5 of the ALDS last Thursday, Page Six that Derek Jeter was seen with his ex-girlfriend Minka Kelly in Miami where she’s been working on Charlie’s Angels. It was breakfast. You know. Some sources say they’re talking about reconciling, others say it’s friendship strictly. Full Story

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Nicole Kidman ruined it for everyone

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 11, 2011 19:58:38 October 11, 2011 19:58:38
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Flynet, Splash

Remember when Granny Freeze was pregnant with Sunday Rose? And everyone called her baby bump a goose feather pillow? Now anyone who’s pregnant goes through goose feather pillow scrutiny. Even Beyonce. Gran’s precedent might be a pain in the ass for other celebrities, but where gossip observation is concerned, how can we complain? I’ve been emailing all my friends about this all day. Full Story

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All natural Shelfy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 11, 2011 18:53:41 October 11, 2011 18:53:41
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Flynet, Neill J. Schutzer/Splash

Jessica Biel arrived at LAX the other day in a toque and a bare face. I mean, if it isn’t a bare face, it’s as close as it gets. She’s beautiful. Maybe even a little smug right now. After all, Justin came to get her back. After all the cheating. And in the mind of a clinger, this qualifies as a win. We are about 2 weeks away from the release of Pippy’s new movie In Time with Amanda Seyfried, co-starring his rumoured one-time hook-up Olivia Wilde. Full Story

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Friends after sex

Sasha Posted by Sasha at October 11, 2011 18:17:58 October 11, 2011 18:17:58

I met a guy in grad school two years ago. Long story short, we became neighbourhood drinking buddies who talked about work and bounce off research ideas/frustrations to each other. At that time, we were also in long distance relationships and would bitch to each other how much they sucked. There was some initial attraction but eventually, as we talked shop more and the friendship grew, it faded. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 11, 2011 17:50:28 October 11, 2011 17:50:28

Alexander Skarsgard has sex when he’s bored (The Superficial)

Hahahahahahahahahahaahhahahahahahahahahahahaahah! (Dlisted)

Kelly Clarkson on considering getting a breast enhancement (InMusic)

Hilary Duff wrote another book. I really do worry for our children. (Hollywood Tuna)

At this rate, I really hope Porny is pregnant. Because otherwise… it’s getting mean (Pop Sugar)

How can Penelope Cruz stand working with Emile Hirsch? (Just Jared)

Selena Gomez really does have great legs. Is it pervy or not to be looking? (Popoholic)

How long before Stacy Keibler gets papped in a bikini to throw down with the fallen Italian Queen? (Celebuzz)

Kanye West occupies Wall Street…? In couture? (Pink Is The New Blog)

I really love this outfit. Every inch of it. (Go Fug Yourself)

Jen & Justin matching hats

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 11, 2011 16:30:50 October 11, 2011 16:30:50
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PCN

My friend Lorella has a major hang-up about people going out dressed similarly. Obviously you don't head out with your friend both in strapless red dresses, I get it, but sometimes she goes overboard with the sartorial twinsy anxiety. Like, as I've already mentioned, when it comes to Converse. In her mind, we need to get all panicky and weird even if we're both wearing Converse. Full Story

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Listen To Gwyneth

Sasha Posted by Sasha at October 11, 2011 16:15:03 October 11, 2011 16:15:03

Dear Sasha, I met a guy who travels in the same circles as me, and we clicked immediately. We had wonderful conversations, great chemistry, and everything happened very fast but very organically.  BUT.  I knew he had just gotten out of an 8 year relationship (we're in our late 20s), so I told him I didn't expect a relationship right away and I tried to keep things at a moderate pace. Full Story

Gwyneth & Mark

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 11, 2011 15:26:59 October 11, 2011 15:26:59
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Splash

See now they’re only shooting a scene here on the New York set of Thanks For Sharing but, like, I totally buy that Gwyneth Paltrow would be into Mark Ruffalo and vice versa. The way she’s touching her mouth while they’re talking. The way they can’t stop smiling. The way she’s giving him a nice ass shot, “stretching” mid-conversation. Full Story

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Johnny be cool

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 11, 2011 14:52:52 October 11, 2011 14:52:52
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Roshan Perera/Splash

Johnny Depp went out for dinner the other night in LA. When he was leaving he was rushed by autograph seekers and photographers. At one point he fell down. There’s video. Now some people are calling him a drunk mess. Really? As a blogger, believe me, I understand the need to bitch and snark. As a low-life gossip piece of sh-t, I do enjoy engaging in a good tear-down of x/y/z celebrity. Full Story