Men & Breasts

June 17, 2011 08:16:01 Posted at June 17, 2011 08:16:01
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Their own breasts. Bradley Cooper and Zoe Saldana continued to work on The Words in Montreal yesterday and, well, frankly, I have never been less attracted to him. Ever. Maybe it’s just a poor choice of shirt. Jacek says the sun isn’t hitting him right either. And his hair, which is usually the sh-t, looks terrible. Full Story

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Something else she designed?

June 17, 2011 07:32:00 Posted at June 17, 2011 07:32:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Katie Holmes was honoured last night at the Women in Film 2011 Crystal + Lucy Awards as the “Max Mara Face of the Future”. She brought her parents to the event. The GMD must have been hard at work, too tied up with Rock of Ages to be able to be there with her. The Church however was not far away. Jenna Elfman was around to keep an eye on Mrs Cruise. Full Story

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Leo goes where Blake is

June 17, 2011 06:45:09 Posted at June 17, 2011 06:45:09
Lainey Posted by Lainey

In this week’s issue of In Touch, Leonardo DiCaprio and Blake Lively are supposedly done. Because he likes to party and she likes a quiet night in. Really? No. Wrong. But then again it’s In Touch. You know better than that. Blake and Leo are not only not done, they are very much together, always. Full Story

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Harry ... be safe, be strong

June 17, 2011 06:22:06 Posted at June 17, 2011 06:22:06
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Strong? Jesus Lainey, pull yourself together. I came off the plane last night and a hundred emails told me that the new Harry Potter 7B trailer was finally online. First we had to drop off our sh-t, then it was to the hospital to see my ma, then our goddamn laptops wouldn’t play, and it was already after 1am, so I had to wait until this morning, which is why I had one of those sleeps, you know?, when it’s not fully sleep because you’re waiting to see something you want to see so badly? Giant nerd here. Full Story

June 17, 2011 – Smutty Shout-Outs

June 17, 2011 06:16:38 Posted at June 17, 2011 06:16:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Chrissy! Happy 30th Birthday! Nicki says you’re not all that excited about it – WHY NOT? I’m telling you, you will LOVE your 30s. Promise. Also... summer in Greece? Have a great time! Happy Birthday Tressa with love from Amy who requested for you some Matt Damon porn. Done! And for Theresa who has just left London to go back to Australia with love from Ruth who is missing you – some Ryan Gosling and Alexander Skarsgard to make the distance more bearable. Full Story

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Thursday, June 16, 2011

Dear Gossips,

Tim Thomas is a beast. Pure f-cking stud. And Boston, your Bruins, they were a Team the whole way. Well done and deserved. Congratulations! Jacek was not despondent about his Canucks’ loss after the game. He was, rather, more concerned about getting home safely.  Read Full Intro

Smutty Tingles

June 16, 2011 13:05:00 Posted at June 16, 2011 13:05:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

We’re travelling today en route for Toronto to see my ma and for the MMVAs and of course SMUT on Monday. Then I’m on the road for the next month. For once, I actually packed. A LOT. But we’ve had to leave extra early due to the Air Canada strike so much of today’s site was pre-written to roll out slowly through the day with no interruptions. Sorry for any inconvenience though and tomorrow it’s gossip as usual. To get caught up on what I’ve missed, please see my smutty friends. Attached – what’s missing me at home!

This week moving in, next week it will be a pregnancy rumour (The Superficial)

Smutty false advertising (Dlisted)

Rihanna is an ambassador (Popeater)

Megan Fox’s replacement (that’s actually shorter than her real name) at Letterman (Hollywood Tuna)

Shia tries to be like Ryan Gosling (Pop Sugar)

WWD thigh thickness (Just Jared)

Ashley Greene claims there’s no makeup but I think I see makeup (Popoholic)

Another day, another star mom dressing up to play (Celebuzz)

Tom Hardy super buff (Towleroad)

Imagine if Kesha was a smell-o-rama? (Go Fug Yourself)

A moment of Jason

June 16, 2011 12:11:38 Posted at June 16, 2011 12:11:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Can we take a moment to enjoy Jason Bateman? That doesn’t require an explanation, does it? And he looks SO GOOD here at The Green Lantern premiere last night. SO good. Those freckles! And young, still, without looking DONE. Boyish without any pull? This is my problem sometimes with Rob Lowe’s face. Full Story

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Blake and the Family

June 16, 2011 11:11:27 Posted at June 16, 2011 11:11:27
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Yesterday I gossip-wished Blake Lively for Hot Harry on a Horse (click here if you missed it) like Grace Kelly styles. Last night she showed up in a white (wedding) gown at the premiere of The Green Lantern. Can you imagine the Queen's face if Kate Middleton had arrived in sheer legs at the Abbey? Blake, obviously, is not part of the Family. Full Story

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Ripping off Star Style: Zoe, SJP, Rachel

June 16, 2011 10:41:21 Posted at June 16, 2011 10:41:21
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Written by Sasha This week I’m answering your doppelgang star style queries. So let’s get started! A lot of you wrote in about Zoe Saldana’s outfit here. No way, no how, could I pull this off without looking like a 9 year old, but obviously Zoe proves this look can be done and quite well I might add. Full Story

Photo Assumption: Megan Fox & the Other Under 30s

June 16, 2011 09:49:00 Posted at June 16, 2011 09:49:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Just for fun. From the Maui Film Festival. It’s Megan Fox with Olivia Wilde, Andrew Garfield, and Garrett Hedlund. All of them are receiving awards at the event. I’m not sure Megan’s award is acting related though... Anyway, the way I photo assume this first image it’s like, well, the other three are tight, and then with Megan. Full Story

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