A break from Blake’s breasts

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 22, 2011 16:48:33 November 22, 2011 16:48:33
Photos:
Jamie McCarthy/Getty

After showing up in that horrific Marchesa the other night - click here for a refresher - Blake Lively went with Elie Saab last night at the opening of Gaga’s Workshop at Barneys in New York. Once again, it’s too small. See how the button is pulling? Then again, if she’d gone up a size, the jacket couldn’t have cupped around her breasts the way they are here for best possible presentation. Full Story

View All 12 Photos

Hugh Grant testifies

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 22, 2011 16:36:01 November 22, 2011 16:36:01
Photos:
Wenn, Bauer

Hugh Grant gave testimony at the Leveson Inquiry yesterday continuing his crusade not only against Rupert Murdoch’s News International and the new defunct News of the World but also other British tabloids, The Daily Mail and The Mirror. He claims his phone was hacked, that he and his baby mother - with whom he had that “fleeting affair” - have been stalked, and that this home has been burgled by members of the press eager to expose his sh-t. Full Story

View All 11 Photos
Monday, November 21, 2011

Dear Gossips,

I always get panicky on award show nights about how to cover the event on the blog the next day: what to write, how early to get up, if I’ll have enough time to post all the photos/videos/noteworthy moments. This is how I was feeling about half an hour before the American Music Awards after seeing my ma for dinner and settling in at Duana’s last night in Toronto.  Read Full Intro

You’re lucky if you’re going to New York

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 21, 2011 22:00:07 November 21, 2011 22:00:07
Photos:
WENN

I have no plans to be in New York before the end of the year. But if I did, one of the first items on my checklist would be to see Alan Rickman on stage.He’s performing in Seminar at the Golden Theatre playing Leonard, a literary icon teaching a private writing class and favouring some students over others. Full Story

View All 9 Photos

Baby Gatsby

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 21, 2011 21:15:01 November 21, 2011 21:15:01
Photos:
Wenn, Clint Brewer/Splash, Jason Merritt/Getty

Another problem with the American Music Awards last night? Um, totally not enough Justin and Selena. What’s the fixation? As Sasha wrote to me over bbm last night - it’s like we’ve been invited along on their prom date, ok? And the theme at the AMAs was The Great Gatsby.I’m 16 years old, I love high school movies, especially if there’s dancing, and right now I am looking at him looking at her and It’s. Full Story

View All 23 Photos

She wasn’t the worst...and her breasts

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 21, 2011 20:16:49 November 21, 2011 20:16:49
Photos:
Wenn, Oliver S Wolf/Splash

Katherine Heigl presented at the American Music Awards last night. And while Heigl can normally be counted on to look the worst on these occasions, surprisingly, she wasn’t. Like, at all. In fact, this may have been one of her better showings.Or am I just getting blinded by her tits? This is the kind of hold-up-your-breast situation that results in the old “did she get them done” discussion. Full Story

View All 16 Photos

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 21, 2011 19:16:39 November 21, 2011 19:16:39

Please note: many of you have emailed today about Blake Lively in that ugly ass Marchesa dress. Those pictures were already posted early this morning in LifeStyle. Also in LifeStyle, Sasha’s giving it to a possessive friend, straight up.

JLo’s single gyrations (Dlisted)

Christina Aguilera gets jammed in her dress (The Superficial)

Kristen Stewart leaves the apartment of love (Pop Sugar

Beyonce rejects Gwyneth’s husband (Celebedge)

So it’s been a few months since you’ve seen Taylor Momsen dressed inappropriately... (Hollywood Tuna)

Royal blue on Salma Hayek (Just Jared)

Not feeling Viggo here at all (Cele|bitchy)

Orlando Bloom is staying here (The Travel Presse)

Ashley Greene bores you again on the cover of Spanish Esquire (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Beyonce goes from not wanting people to know she was pregnant to pretty much blasting us with it all the time (I'm Not Obsessed)

Prison Bride’s back on the balcony

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 21, 2011 18:06:28 November 21, 2011 18:06:28
Photos:
Pascal Le Segretain/VALERY HACHE/Getty

Remember when Charlene of Serenity had to kiss Prince Albert on the balcony of the palace right after their civil ceremony and she looked like she wanted to end her life? Here, let me attach a photo to remind you, just in case that memory isn’t strong enough in your mind. Well she was back on the balcony this weekend for Monaco National Day celebrations and this time she managed to control her nausea. Full Story

View All 31 Photos

H7’s first championship

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 21, 2011 17:43:00 November 21, 2011 17:43:00
Photos:
Bauer, Splash

David Beckham led the Los Angeles Galaxy to an MLS championship last night in front of his wife, his parents, his sons, and his baby girl Harper Seven. It was the crowning achievement on an investment that keeps paying off. Did you know that 600,000 jerseys were sold in his first year with the team, he was the primary reason behind an increase in ticket sales, and was the key factor in the team’s lucrative tv agreement? This is why he’s the top earner among all footballers in the world even though he plays in a league where the skill level is nowhere near that of its European counterparts. Full Story

View All 26 Photos