March 25, 2011 – Smutty Shout-Outs

March 25, 2011 06:35:24 Posted at March 25, 2011 06:35:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This is for Erin – Happy Belated 29th Birthday! I’m sorry it’s not yesterday but at the same time, it kinda means you get a two day celebration. In fact, I order you to consider today your birthday – again! Here’s a message from Amber: You're still as lovely and wonderful now as you were ten years ago when this photo booth picture was taken. Full Story

Thursday, March 24, 2011

Dear Gossips,

Jennifer Lopez wore a pink bedazzled eyesore on Idol last night with an overkill of green eyeshadow. Turns out my ma, the Chinese Squawking Chicken, has a sweater almost exactly like it. She wore it for her 60th birthday party last year, and everyone else’s birthday party every year, because, you know, when is it never about her? Which is, obviously, JLo’s attitude too.  Read Full Intro

Keeping opposite coasts

March 24, 2011 14:39:20 Posted at March 24, 2011 14:39:20
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Last week when news broke that Renee Zellweger and Bradley Cooper were over, she was in New York and he flew to LA on Friday. Yesterday Renee was spotted leaving an office building in Santa Monica while a sleepy looking Coop was photographed leaving The Today Show this morning. How does that work? Do they have their assistants exchange their schedules? Or do you expect me to believe it’s totally accidental? Fine. Full Story

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Ties, Bobs, and Sweats

March 24, 2011 13:37:48 Posted at March 24, 2011 13:37:48
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Written by Sasha Hi Sasha, recently at work, someone started a trend called 'Tie-Fridays.' It's actually really cute and fun because we're normally a really, really casual office, so it's nice to see people dress it occasionally. Full Story

I love your hair but is that your boyfriend?

March 24, 2011 12:43:00 Posted at March 24, 2011 12:43:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Anne Hathaway is Brazil promoting Rio. She was photographed today in Copacabana heading to an interview. I know I’ve said it before but I can’t help myself. I really, really, really love her hair right now. if I could have any hair right now, I would have her hair right now. The length is great. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

March 24, 2011 11:45:50 Posted at March 24, 2011 11:45:50
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Ebola threatens to sue. Like the Ashton Kutcher/Chris Martin kind of threat? (The Superficial)

Natalie Portman’s golddigger defends her and … um…what’s up with this pose? (Dlisted)

No “official” wedding photos for Reese Witherspoon but the paps are camped out already (Popeater)

I like this dress on V Hudgens but her neck doesn’t match her face (Hollywood Tuna)

What Jakey got for her birthday (Pop Sugar UK)

Mia Mia Mia! (Just Jared)

Kat! Kat! Kat! (Popoholic)

It’s an upgrade for Ashley Greene but Chris Evans, son, you need to be told (Buzznet)

Rocky & Rambo clothing? (Gawker)

Appalling. Truly appalling. (Go Fug Yourself)

Ryan jams, Ryan in a trench, & Jena Malone

March 24, 2011 10:32:21 Posted at March 24, 2011 10:32:21
Lainey Posted by Lainey

SO good, right? Ryan Gosling continues to work on The Ides of March in Michigan with George Clooney and Philip Seymour Hoffman – my Haymitch in The Hunger Games, although I could be persuaded into something really, really out of the box, I mean it has to be f-cking crazy, no one would ever think it, so original. Full Story

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Filler Palate Cleanser breakup or not

March 24, 2011 09:45:00 Posted at March 24, 2011 09:45:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Rachel Bilson is what you call filler content on a blog between articles. Like, you’re in that dead zone between morning and afternoon when the photo agencies are loading up new content and you don’t want to go front heavy, particularly today as I’m trying to pace out my posts for when I fly in a few hours and oh look, there’s a Rachel Bilson story… I’d never lead with Rachel Bilson because, obviously. Full Story

Hand Fixation

March 24, 2011 08:58:40 Posted at March 24, 2011 08:58:40
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Ever since his tea-pouring hands were highlighted in Vanity Fair, I’ve been fixated. Now I’m not sure whether or not at any given moment if they really are so creepily delicate and weird, or if I’m imagining it. Check out Robert Pattinson with Reese Witherspoon on the cover of the new issue of Entertainment Weekly promoting Water For Elephants. Full Story

Abraham Lincoln fetus

March 24, 2011 08:28:33 Posted at March 24, 2011 08:28:33
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Well doesn’t he? Doesn’t Penn Badgley look it? Here he is last night in New York at the 2011 New Directors/New Films Festival Opening Night experimenting with stubble shading. I really wish he wouldn’t although I totally know why he is. It’s that “face too small for his head” problem he has. Full Story

Anna’s biggest mistake

March 24, 2011 07:43:29 Posted at March 24, 2011 07:43:29
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The Wall Street Journal just profiled Anna Wintour. Or, more accurately, Anna Wintour’s power. If you’re into it, and you know I am, there are some fascinating anecdotes. I particularly like the one about Renee Zellweger, how Anna “closely managed her image”, which totally explains the hard posing, the back bones jutting, the jaw clenching. Full Story