The return of the Bartlet Administration

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 1, 2012 16:10:49 May 1, 2012 16:10:49
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CJ!God I loved CJ. God I loved this show. Please tell me you watched The West Wing. I have the DVD box set. It comes in a briefcase. And when the theme music comes on, I still get goose pimples and feel like crying. “’Crime. Boy, I don’t know’ is when I decided to kick your ass.” For several years, working in the Bartlet Administration was my dream job. Full Story

Porny’s May Day Baby?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 1, 2012 15:48:12 May 1, 2012 15:48:12

TMZ reports that Jessica Simpson’s family, along with relatives of her freeloader, are at the hospital now. Finally! It’s out of her! Porny may have relief! And we may know the winner soon to our Porny Baby Naming Pool Full Story

JGL, Julianne, and The Dark Knight Rises

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 1, 2012 15:31:44 May 1, 2012 15:31:44

Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Julianne Moore went for a walk in New York yesterday. Apparently he’s directing her in a new movie. Scarlett Johansson will also star. JGL worked on the script, a romantic comedy about a player who is trying to commit:"I wrote myself a helluva role, one that people wouldn’t (have) necessarily thought of me for. Full Story

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But Many Things Do Change

Duana Posted by Duana at May 1, 2012 14:56:50 May 1, 2012 14:56:50
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Mad Men Season 5 Episode 7 recapThe thing about the saying “unhappy families are unhappy in their own way” is that there's no end to the permutations therein. Which, if you're into this kind of thing, and I am, means they're endlessly fascinating. This episode had so many small, perfect moments of people being good to each other that it's almost shocking to see how depressed everyone was by episode's end. Full Story

Slumming on tour

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 1, 2012 14:24:46 May 1, 2012 14:24:46

Jennifer Lopez and Enrique Iglesias along with Wisin Y Yandel announced their summer tour yesterday. JLo called it "historic" which I guess is why she commemorated the occasion with her backup dancer Casper Smart. She held his hand upon arrival at the presser. And why not? You don't actually think she'd go on the road without him, do you? Please. Full Story

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Monday, April 30, 2012

Dear Gossips,

When did the White House Correspondents’ Dinner become the Golden Globe Awards? President Obama should host the Golden Globe Awards. After all, Ricky Gervais really wasn’t very good this year. Why didn’t I put it together sooner that Cameron from Modern Family is Marcus Bachmann? That was Jimmy Kimmel’s joke, yes, but still, the President, super chill and charismatic, it was like he was reminding the other president, George Clooney, that this is his game.  Read Full Intro

Mimi's Anniversary in Austria

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 30, 2012 21:16:41 April 30, 2012 21:16:41
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Four years ago today, Mimi married Nick Cannon. As you know, Mimi spent the weekend in Paris where she gave photographers and fans an hour notice before showing up anywhere, just to make sure there was the appropriate amount of crowd swell worthy of her presence. I once heard about a party she was supposed to attend where her car pulled up and the mob wasn't thick enough to satisfy her so she made the driver circle for several minutes until they were able to gather the right amount of gawkers to satisfy her. Full Story

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It’ll be perfect in a week

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 30, 2012 20:25:26 April 30, 2012 20:25:26

This is Tom Brady in LA yesterday shooting Funny Or Die. That looks like a pretty fresh haircut, right? The Met Gala is a week today. Gisele is almost always at the Met Gala and Tom always goes with her. In 7 days, his grow-out will be perfect. You know the way we look at a really great dress or a sweater or a pair of shoes and covet? This is how Jacek, right now, is looking at Tom’s Under Armour. Full Story

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Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 30, 2012 19:58:05 April 30, 2012 19:58:05

Book Review: Insurgent by Veronica Roth For a refresher on Divergent, click here to revisit my review from last year. There are spoilers ahead. And, well, there’s some sh-t you probably don’t want spoiled, especially with this story, so you may want to click away and come back after you’ve burned through the book which is due out this week. Full Story

Tom Hiddleston: smiles and exclamation points

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 30, 2012 19:14:14 April 30, 2012 19:14:14
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I love Loki. I love Tom Hiddleston as Loki. I loved interviewing Tom Hiddleston in his leather jacket and hot pants and his beautiful English voice for The Avengers and Loki at the junket a few weeks ago. I prefer Tom Hiddleston in casuals or with his shirt sleeves rolled up but it was all good either way. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 30, 2012 18:17:17 April 30, 2012 18:17:17

Marky Mark is wearing an apron and this was directed by Michael. How sh-t will this movie be? (Dlisted)

Other people who went to the White House Golden Globes (The Superficial)

Harry tweets about his 4skins (Just Jared)

Rose McGowan’s stripes and skinny jeans (Hollywood Tuna)

Really curious about what Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield buy at Whole Foods (Pop Sugar)

No one self-loves on Twitter like LeAnn Rimes (Cele|bitchy)

Gotye vs Matt Bomer? (Socialite Life)

Swifty got her tits done? (Celebedge)

Robert Pattinson saw Christina Ricci totally naked (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Scarjo thinks it’s rude when you interrupt her at dinner. (I'm Not Obsessed)