Don’t question

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 22, 2011 10:21:44 August 22, 2011 10:21:44

Just... enjoy. I am not exactly sure WHY the Hoff was performing in London at G-A-Y the other night. I just know that this is a gift. And that sometimes you don’t question gifts, you just accept them, enjoy them in your own personal way, and then resume facing the hardships of life. Please also note that David Hasselhoff wears his pants better than Jessica Simpson’s golddigging Kevin Federline Eric Johnson. Full Story

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The Red Cape

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 22, 2011 10:05:08 August 22, 2011 10:05:08

You know who that red cape belongs to without looking at the captions? This is of course the red Superman cape, as seen on Henry Cavill, in Illinois on Friday shooting the movie. I am nowhere near a Superman super geek but, um, I’ve seen all the Christopher Reeve movies and I remember a farm house being the Kent House. Full Story

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Of course she wore white

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 22, 2011 08:58:19 August 22, 2011 08:58:19

That Kardashian who was married this weekend asked all her guests to wear white or black. Most people would opt for black. It’s easier to find, coordinate, and, well, it speaks to choice - I CHOOSE to NOT wear the colour of the bride. It’s one thing if it’s an all-white wedding, like my cousin Cat, who basically ordered us all to wear white. Full Story

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Nike & Balenciaga

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 22, 2011 08:03:05 August 22, 2011 08:03:05

Jodie Foster was photographed in Vancouver yesterday after a workout. She's in town shooting the Matt Damon movie Elysium, though I'm not sure they're keeping that title. As you can see, along with her athletic gear, Jodie's also carrying a Balenciaga. Not the bag brand that would have been on the top of my list for her. Full Story

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Ryan Gosling is Peace

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 22, 2011 07:17:09 August 22, 2011 07:17:09

He holds babies, he hugs dogs, he plays obscure instruments walking down the street, he loves Disney, and he’s good to his mother. Those of you who get hard for Ryan Gosling are about to get even harder. And those of you who eyeroll at what you think is his Try, well, you might have something else to add to the list. Full Story

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Baseball and Brad Pitt

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 22, 2011 06:42:36 August 22, 2011 06:42:36

Brad Pitt and the Moneyball publicity machine are coming soon. Or, more accurately, the Brange and the Moneyball publicity machine are coming soon. They`ll be coming for TIFF. They will be on the sell all over the place. Because they’re saying Moneyball could be one of those feel-good Fall movies, just in time for the Fall Classic. Full Story

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Jessica Darling is 10

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 22, 2011 06:31:47 August 22, 2011 06:31:47

Those of you familiar with the Jessica Darling series, by Megan McCafferty, need no introduction. Those of you who’ve been through my book section will know that McCafferty’s Sloppy Firsts, and all that came after, is on the list of my All Time Reads Full Story

August 22, 2011 - Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 22, 2011 06:05:23 August 22, 2011 06:05:23

For Jennifer who has moved to Maine from Anna H who is so proud of you for the choices you’ve made and the new path you’ve taken - she misses you but she knows you will thrive there! And to you Anna - thank you for staying with me so long! It’s an honour to know you’re still enjoying the smut. Full Story

Friday, August 19, 2011

Dear Gossips,

Yesterday I posited that Gerard Depardieu would not express any regret for his urination situation. To my surprise, Gerard Depardieu has apologised through a friend. And this story keeps getting funnier and funnier. The friend is another actor called Edouard Baer who was apparently with him during the plane pissing incident.  Read Full Intro

What’s up with Trespass?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 19, 2011 12:59:00 August 19, 2011 12:59:00

It’s a movie starring Oscar winners Nicolas Cage and Nicole Kidman directed by Joel Schumacher. Something about a rich family getting trapped in their home by thieves and going postal on the gangsters in retaliation. Have you seen the poster? It’s AWFUL. And the tagline? When terror is at your doorstep you can run or you can fight Um, is Nic Cage poor? Well, actually, yes, he is. Full Story

Rihanna’s green feathers

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 19, 2011 12:14:10 August 19, 2011 12:14:10

I like almost everything Rihanna wears. Not for me, but on her. Is it something you should wear to your cousin’s wedding? Of course not. Are you a 23 year old rock star? This is my problem with a lot of fashion commentary. Because you can’t apply style principles across the board. Why would you ever want Rihanna to dress like, I dunno, Hilary Duff? It’s absurd. Full Story

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