OMG, be my boyfriend

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 29, 2012 14:11:15 March 29, 2012 14:11:15
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Can you tell? I LOVE Gangster Franco so f-cking much.And if I’m feeling this way, I can’t even imagine how hard Michael K over at Dlisted must be and how creatively he’ll describe the sensation. Am waiting impatiently for that post up on his site. In the meantime, here’s Gangster Franco doing everything but making it rain on the set of Spring Breakers yesterday. Full Story

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March 29, 2012 - Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 29, 2012 13:46:02 March 29, 2012 13:46:02
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Suzy! Happy 33rd Birthday with love from Jennifer who said you’d be into some Leo and Harry? Oh with pleasure. Enjoy! Happy Birthday Minna! By request, here’s Jacob Hoggard at the Hedley show at the ACC a couple of weeks ago. Information I can share? Well, I have a thing for Jacob too. It doesn’t help that he’s generally just super flirty, like with everyone, but not in a skeezy way. Full Story

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Hot Harry moves out

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 28, 2012 21:06:04 March 28, 2012 21:06:04
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We all do it. Some do it when they leave for university. Some stay until they’re married. I recently saw Jeff, Who Lives At Home starring Jason Segel, Ed Helms, Susan Sarandon, and Judy Greer (who is SO lovely) and Segel’s character is around 30 and still lives in his ma’s basement smoking pot. At the junket I asked him the age at which it’s no longer appropriate to be staying at your parents’ and he told me he moved out at 17 and in his mind, though his parents are great, you need to be out of there no later than 20. Full Story

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The shrug of breakups

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 28, 2012 20:24:24 March 28, 2012 20:24:24
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Us Magazine is reporting that Zoe Saldana and Bradley Cooper are done. Aaaaand...you just shrugged, right? It’s the same reaction you had when you found out they were dating. Also the reaction you had when he was named Sexiest Man Alive.Shrug. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 28, 2012 19:18:31 March 28, 2012 19:18:31

If the offspring of a Twi-Hard Cullen hooks up with another Twi-Hard Cullen is that considered incest? (Dlisted)

When Lindsay Lohan sues someone, all she really wants is a job (The Superficial)
 
Smell like Madonna’s LA Face (Pink Is The New Blog)

The perfect colour for a CRAZY ass (Hollywood Tuna)

Jakey’s all black hatted and scruffy (Pop Sugar)

Oh here’s a must-see movie: Hick starring Blake Lively and Chloe Moretz (Just Jared)

Charlize Theron covers Jackson in stars (Cele|bitchy)

Please. Did Clay Aiken just try to dunk on Rihanna? (Celebuzz)

Not that this is the point but I can never remember what Leo’s new girlfriend looks like (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Can you believe Gaga’s only 26? I hope she never gets LA Face. That’s such a great nose. (Hollywood PQ)

Finding Dr R

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 28, 2012 18:21:34 March 28, 2012 18:21:34
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I know. I go on and on about Emma Forrest’s Your Voice In My Head all the time. But it’s only because I love it so much and want you to read it. Click here for my review. And besides, it’s becoming a movie directed by Harry Potter’s David Yates and starring Emma Watson. Full Story

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Where’s Leo?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 28, 2012 16:54:03 March 28, 2012 16:54:03
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They’re releasing Titanic in 3D. Kate Winslet has been shuttling around promoting the movie. So far, no Leonardo DiCaprio. But there he is, that Ned non-né ROCKNROLL. Kate looks lovely and is wearing Jenny Packham but let’s explore some possible reasons (with likelihood analysis) on why Leo has so far been absent from promoting Titanic 3D. Full Story

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What John Carter did

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 28, 2012 15:53:09 March 28, 2012 15:53:09
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Sarah from Cinesnark says that John Carter might break even, eventually, but that it’s still considered a bust considering how much it cost to make and market it. Yes, John Carter took a massive dump. But there’s one good thing to have come from it: Taylor Kitsch gets papped now. Full Story

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Weekends together

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 28, 2012 15:20:39 March 28, 2012 15:20:39

Am about to gloat. Click away if you can’t deal.As I reported exclusively a few weeks ago, Michelle Williams and Jason Segel went on a date after the Oscars. The original article is here. That week Jason tweeted something cryptic about being in love which he then ended up deleting when the story started circulating. Full Story