Begging for Movie Stars

March 28, 2011 07:10:07 Posted at March 28, 2011 07:10:07
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Written by Sarah If you follow this site regularly, you’ve probably heard Lainey and the rest of us lamenting the death of the Movie Star. And it’s true—Movie Stars, in capital letters, are a dying breed. They’re few and far between these days. Full Story

Cecilia & Robbie

March 28, 2011 06:47:41 Posted at March 28, 2011 06:47:41
Lainey Posted by Lainey

That’s my first though when I see Keira Knightley and James McAvoy together. You? He was with her in the press room at the Jameson Empire Awards in London last night where she was presented the Hero Award. The dress is lovely on its own, yes. But there’s a little bit of what Duana likes to call “all one colour-ness” happening here, non? Keira is definitely missing her glow. Full Story

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March 28, 2011 – Smutty Shout-Outs

March 28, 2011 06:28:31 Posted at March 28, 2011 06:28:31
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Samm! Happy Birthday! Jena, Amber, and Jenn love you so much, even though they have a hard time understanding several members on your Five List. But today, or rather yesterday, is and was about you. So your Five List is profiled here in your honour. Please take very good care. And keep Tiger Mom-ing that girl of yours. Full Story

Friday, March 25, 2011

Dear Gossips,

Of course she had to be late for her own funeral. She was late for everything. Budgets on her films ballooned exponentially because of it. Sometimes the crew would be waiting for hours upon hours until she bothered to get up out of bed.  Read Full Intro

Bass. Player.

March 25, 2011 12:43:28 Posted at March 25, 2011 12:43:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Ed Westwick is in Melbourne attending the 2011 Formula 1 Qantas Australian Grand Prix. He should trademark this expression. That expression, or what led to it, must be why he looks like he hasn’t slept. At all. There’s a great line from Katy Sagal in Sons of Anarchy when she walks into Jax’s room, I think early on in Season 1: It smells like socks and pussy in here. Full Story

An 8 ball sized Sit DOWN

March 25, 2011 11:43:53 Posted at March 25, 2011 11:43:53
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I'm sure you've heard about this dumbassery. That Dina Lohan, mother of all parent pimps, is now saying that going forward, it'll no longer be Lindsay Lohan, it'll just be Lindsay. As in Madonna. As in Prince. As in bitch who the f-ck are you? Lindsay? Who??? Oh you mean that cranked up twat who hasn't worked in 3 years? Her? Thanks for the reminder about why you needn't feel sorry for Lindsay LOHAN. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

March 25, 2011 10:56:31 Posted at March 25, 2011 10:56:31
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Shady Trainer + Shady Boyfriend + Madonna too busy = children suffer (Dlisted)

Why did she agree to rep him in the first place? (The Superficial)

Reese’s wedding forecast (Popeater)

Christ, what’s happened to her face? (Hollywood Tuna)

Anne Hathaway on the balcony (Pop Sugar)

Britney’s off to San Francisco. Please let this not be a disaster (Just Jared)

Clingy Biel becomes a stalker? (Cele|bitchy)

Gaga goes country. Gwyneth Paltrow is jealous. (Buzznet)

I actually wouldn’t have guessed this was her ass (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Becks. Video. Weekend. Enjoy. (Pink Is The New Blog)

On a smart man’s Freebie Five

March 25, 2011 09:43:10 Posted at March 25, 2011 09:43:10
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I don’t mean that kind of douchebag in Ed Hardy or driving around in a pick-up truck even though he sells mobile phones for a living. No, those boys like their women dirty. I’m talking about your boyfriend, your husband, a man who might actually enjoy reading now and again, who does go out with his friends to do the things that dudes do but can also manage a real conversation without grunting… They do exist. Full Story

Blake goes home

March 25, 2011 08:58:05 Posted at March 25, 2011 08:58:05
Lainey Posted by Lainey

She is through and through a Ca-li-for-nia Gurl, they’re unforgettable… Non? Check out Blake Lively in Santa Monica yesterday shooting scenes for Gossip Girl…and you know, it could be argued, Lively’s Serena is definitely more West Coast than Upper East Side. She looks right at home. Full Story

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Donald says they didn’t do it

March 25, 2011 07:56:36 Posted at March 25, 2011 07:56:36
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I guess with the passing of Ms Taylor this week, it makes me, us?, all a little nostalgic for how they used to do it old school styles. Literally. Have mentioned it several times before but if you’re interested in how it works in Hollywood, you should learn about how it USED to work first. Back when Jack Nicholson swaggered around LA with a heavier, and much younger, cock. Full Story

Almost Superman

March 25, 2011 07:40:35 Posted at March 25, 2011 07:40:35
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Henry Cavill, of course, as you know, has been confirmed as the new Superman. He covered a recent issue of Entertainment Weekly and the article included quotes from director Zack Snyder (whose Sucker Punch opens this weekend and is getting some really terrible reviews). Snyder did address the fact that True Blood’s Joe Manganiello was in the running to be the new Man of Steel and expressed a lot of affection for him, saying he really did like him but, you know, I guess not enough because, well, obviously. Full Story