Wardrobe Musts: the Autumn Issue

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 18, 2011 11:46:00 August 18, 2011 11:46:00

Written by Sasha I love the summer but my skin is starting to look like a beat up mitt and is it just me or don’t you want to start wearing socks again…. Anyone? Anyone? Well, whether you’re ready for it or not, it’s a comin’ so it’s a good time for your fall Coles notes. Full Story

View All 8 Photos

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 18, 2011 10:54:50 August 18, 2011 10:54:50

Stupid Abercrombie & Fitch has given the Jersey twats more reason to gloat (The Superficial)

Why is everyone picking on Nicole Kidman? (Dlisted)

Kate Hudson wears a lot of white post-labour (Pop Sugar)

The headline is perfect: Ashton Kutcher is a MASSIVE whore (Gawker)

There is a LOT of Pretend Face happening here (Hollywood Tuna)

More of this, and less of Vampire Eric with his knees together frolicking in the snow. Ew!!! (Just Jared)

I guess frontier cowgirl is a trend now (Popoholic)

Leo’s new sporty enviro-car (Celebuzz)

The Prop 8 play (Towleroad)

Most f-cked up Glee photo ever (Go Fug Yourself)

Gwyneth can’t win

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 18, 2011 10:18:35 August 18, 2011 10:18:35

Many of you have seen this article on PEOPLE today and emailed in a fury: How dare she! Now she’s a saint? Gag me! Look, I get it. And you know, if you’ve been reading my blog for a while, that even though I love her, I will sh-t on Gwyneth Paltrow any time for any number of reasons. Full Story

Hot Harry & the Firemen

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 18, 2011 09:49:22 August 18, 2011 09:49:22

What’s up pervs? Did you think this was the title of a new porn? I agree with you. It totally should be. Or at least a calendar. Prince Harry is in Salford today visiting with firefighters and ambulance crew members who were called out to assist during the riots last week. Yesterday Prince Charles and Camilla were out in Croydon surveying riot damage and meeting with the community. Full Story

View All 14 Photos

Does she deserve a Sit DOWN?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 18, 2011 09:15:44 August 18, 2011 09:15:44

So, you know, about Anne Hathaway’s accent in One Day... For those of us who’ve only seen the trailers, it’s our primary complaint. Until we see the movie proper, which is not getting great reviews - back to this is in a minute, let’s focus first on how Anne speaks as Emma Morley. Full Story

How Dan is not the GMD

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 18, 2011 08:38:14 August 18, 2011 08:38:14

Daniel Radcliffe and Tom Cruise. They’re both un-tall. And both rather earnest. And eager to the point of not-coolness...which is cool in Dan’s case because it’s refreshing a young man of his age who doesn’t feel the need to conform to the brooding, hair in my face, dirty clothes ennui that so many of his contemporaries have succumbed to; and uncool in Tom’s case because, well, the eagerness is what happens when he gets off his motorcycle, in a display of manliness so studied it almost makes you angry how hard he tries. Full Story

View All 11 Photos

Smutty Shout-Outs August 18, 2011

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 18, 2011 07:38:52 August 18, 2011 07:38:52

For Estella who lost her father, Daniel Carlos Marquez, a US Air Force veteran. Mr Marquez served honourably for 20 years and was a valued member of his community, supporting the Boy Scouts, DAV, and the VFW until the day he died. Click here Full Story

Wednesday, August 17, 2011

Dear Gossips,

Hold off before you fist pump Abercrombie & Fitch for offering to pay that Situation person and other cast members of The Jersey Shore to NOT wear their clothes. Quick background - apparently those people were wearing some A&F items on a recent episode.  Read Full Intro

Dancing backwards

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 17, 2011 13:59:00 August 17, 2011 13:59:00

According to E! Elisabetta Canalis will be Dancing With The Sh-ts on the new season. Canalis of course is George Clooney’s most recent ex-girlfriend. Stacy Keibler is allegedly his most recent soon to be ex-girlfriend. Keibler was on Dancing With The Sh-ts in one of its early seasons. Full Story

View All 10 Photos

Annie rapping > Annie’s British accent

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 17, 2011 12:50:28 August 17, 2011 12:50:28

One Day opens in two days. Why am I so nervous? Anne was on Conan last night promoting the film. She dropped a few rhymes. Lil Wayne styles. It’s cute. It’s really, really cute. And her hair, and her dress, she looked SO good. I just wish she didn’t throw in that eyerolly comment at the end: “once again, my need to be a ham has just wrecked my career”. Full Story