Friday, August 19, 2011

Dear Gossips,

Yesterday I posited that Gerard Depardieu would not express any regret for his urination situation. To my surprise, Gerard Depardieu has apologised through a friend. And this story keeps getting funnier and funnier. The friend is another actor called Edouard Baer who was apparently with him during the plane pissing incident.  Read Full Intro

What’s up with Trespass?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 19, 2011 12:59:00 August 19, 2011 12:59:00

It’s a movie starring Oscar winners Nicolas Cage and Nicole Kidman directed by Joel Schumacher. Something about a rich family getting trapped in their home by thieves and going postal on the gangsters in retaliation. Have you seen the poster? It’s AWFUL. And the tagline? When terror is at your doorstep you can run or you can fight Um, is Nic Cage poor? Well, actually, yes, he is. Full Story

Rihanna’s green feathers

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 19, 2011 12:14:10 August 19, 2011 12:14:10

I like almost everything Rihanna wears. Not for me, but on her. Is it something you should wear to your cousin’s wedding? Of course not. Are you a 23 year old rock star? This is my problem with a lot of fashion commentary. Because you can’t apply style principles across the board. Why would you ever want Rihanna to dress like, I dunno, Hilary Duff? It’s absurd. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 19, 2011 11:27:53 August 19, 2011 11:27:53

Right. JLo is still a dramatic bitch. This is a truth I will always need. (Dlisted)

Lindsay Lohan loses to Elvis Presley’s granddaughter (The Superficial)

Where’s Neville Longbottom??! Emma Watson needs him! Boy drama! (Celebedge)

Scarlett Johansson around New York (Hollywood Tuna)

Frances Bean Cobain is SO beautiful. But that face is so troubled it makes me uncomfortable (Pink Is The New Blog)

Natalie Portman first sighting after baby (Pop Sugar)

The new Conan at Planet Hollywood (Just Jared)

See? John Mayer misses Porny (Cele|bitchy)

Daniel Radcliffe’s girlfriend identified! (ICYDK)

I will take this over Arlene on True Blood ANY TIME. Also, she’s married to Ben Linus (Towleroad)

Could you see it?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 19, 2011 10:40:53 August 19, 2011 10:40:53

Eva Mendes and Ryan Gosling... could you see it? They were photographed together last night on the set of The Place Beyond The Pines. Am assuming she plays his girlfriend. And? Is it working for you? When it comes to Eva, who brings a palpable sexuality to almost everything, I could totally see it, because he’d have to be dead inside not to feel something. Full Story

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Hathaway long legs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 19, 2011 09:47:32 August 19, 2011 09:47:32

Anne Hathaway made the rounds in New York yesterday to promote One Day which opens today. I will see it tomorrow, but I think it’ll be a bust at the box office. Still, Anne tries. She has always tried. Here she is, in very long pants and a mismatch delightful print trying on morning tv and then changing into longer black pants with a gorgeously structured white jacket over an Elvis tee for The Daily Show with Jon Stewart. Full Story

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Dorky out of context

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 19, 2011 08:41:39 August 19, 2011 08:41:39

Isn’t it? The Avengers is currently shooting in Cleveland. This is supposed to be 42nd Street in New York. And Captain America and Thor are fighting the bad guys. Check out Chris Evans and Chris Hemsworth in their costumes with their hammers and shields. Kinda dorky, right? It’s so dorky when it’s out of context. Full Story

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Wellingtons, pouts, and thumbsuckers

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 19, 2011 08:17:24 August 19, 2011 08:17:24

The Jolie was out today in Scotland on the grounds at their castle residence with four of her six children, Miss Zahara, The Chosen One, and the twins, and what appears to be a nanny who seems to get on quite well with Mother Brange. Angelina Jolie engaging in girl talk? Observations from this set of photos: -OMG is the Jolie actually wearing jeans??? -these children, they reach for their mother. Full Story

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You can conjure them

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 19, 2011 07:49:34 August 19, 2011 07:49:34

Yesterday in a post about Hot Harry and the Firemen - click here if you missed it - I noted that Will and Kate had yet to be seen post-riot meeting and greeting victims and emergency personnel who’d assisted during the violence. It was only a matter of hours! Here they are in Birmingham today at the Summerfield Community Centre which was the scene of much carnage and destruction. Full Story

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August 19, 2011 - Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 19, 2011 07:19:31 August 19, 2011 07:19:31

Happy Birthday Sheila from your sister Vicky who hopes that this is your best year yet! To Tracy from Kristen - Happy Birthday on Sunday! And what a year it’s been. I heard about that theatrical proposal! And the even more theatrical wedding! I’m jealous about that honeymoon! Wishing you so much more happiness ahead. Full Story

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Thursday, August 18, 2011

Dear Gossips,

“Je veux pisser” Gerard Depardieu made Anderson Cooper giggle last night on CNN. Have you seen the clip? I’ve attached it below. And I’ve watched it three times. Really, really enjoy listening to the Silver Fox giggle.  Read Full Intro