Wednesday, September 28, 2011

Dear Gossips,

It’s Gossip Night in Vancouver! Look forward to seeing you at French Connection on Robson at 6:30pm. We can talk about the actress who just homewrecked a family. See you there! Roman Polanski accepted an award in Zurich yesterday as it was announced that a documentary that was shot while he was on house arrest would be screened at the festival.  Read Full Intro

The new Bourne looks good in pants

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 28, 2011 21:28:46 September 28, 2011 21:28:46
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Allan Bregg /Splash

You don’t have to be tall to work a pair of pants well. Jake Gyllenhaal is tall and he finds pants problematic rather often. Jeremy Renner is not tall and, well, here leaving the set of The Bourne Legacy yesterday in New York, Jeremy demonstrates that he can do pants super sexy. Also I love French bulldogs. Full Story

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One Shot haircut

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 28, 2011 21:08:40 September 28, 2011 21:08:40
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WENN, Fame, Bauer-Griffin

Oh look it’s the GMD! With a new haircut!He was keeping it long for Rock of Ages. Now it’s time for Jack Reacher. Yes, Tom Cruise is Jack Reacher in the Hollywood adaptation of One Shot. Tom has already taken a lot of sh-t for this casting decision because, well, for starters, Jack Reacher is supposed to be something like 6 ft 5 which. Full Story

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OK fine I love you

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 28, 2011 21:00:02 September 28, 2011 21:00:02
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WENN

One of the best things about Jimmy Fallon when he was on Saturday Night Live was that he could never hold his sh-t together. Never! And when Fallon laughs, it’s infectious. Which is why he’s doing such a great job on Late Night. He loosens up his guests. It’s fun. They know it’s fun going on Fallon. And as such he makes his guests, most of them, the ones who are willing play, look great. Full Story

Jen’s portraits of love

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 28, 2011 20:50:13 September 28, 2011 20:50:13

At this point, when Terry Richardson takes your picture, you have to know that it’ll show up on his site. It’s not like that’s never happened to Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux before. The other night, before hitting the Lifetime Five premiere in New York, Jen and Justin invited Terry up to their apartment where he photographed them again. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 28, 2011 18:48:28 September 28, 2011 18:48:28

This is supposed to be Alexander Skarsgard getting “ugly” for a role. I thought it was Memory Loss Eric (Dlisted)

Shut up you murderers! It was a pastie! (The Superficial)

Exactly what kind of, um, work did Lindsay Lohan have to do for that much money? (Amy Grindhouse)

Nina Dobrev is SOOOO pretty (Hollywood Tuna)

Orly’s happy airport pictures (Pop Sugar)

Getting you ready for zombie season (Just Jared)

JLo and Jason Statham? I would watch that video, I would (Cele|bitchy)

Ryan Reynolds is really hot in this movie (Celebuzz)

I guess I’m just numb to this sh-t because Janice Dickinson’s face looks almost not that bad to me here (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Mega regrowth! (E! Online)

Snow White is a bad ass?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 28, 2011 18:47:13 September 28, 2011 18:47:13
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Simon Hammond /Splashnewsonline.com

Kristen Stewart’s version is supposed to be. Snow White & the Huntsman imagines Snow White as a warrior princess, throwing down against the evil queen. So here she is, shooting in England today on the beach, leading her army into battle. Stewart looks comfortable, to me at least, on a horse, non? She’s apparently been training for months. Full Story

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You’re making the others look bad

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 28, 2011 17:07:20 September 28, 2011 17:07:20
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Lisa Maree Williams /Getty Images

I mentioned that Daniel Craig interview with Entertainment Weekly when he was promoting Cowboys & Aliens, right? He was being a bitch. He was being a bitch about the heavy press tour because, as he put it:“I can’t do the tits-and-teeth stuff. I’m not hardwired to do that. I can’t sell.”I’m sorry. Full Story

Gwyneth’s New York Birthday

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 28, 2011 16:47:14 September 28, 2011 16:47:14
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Splash

Gwyneth Paltrow turned 39 years old yesterday. On Monday night she and husband Chris Martin had dinner with Beyonce and Jay-Z. He had dinner with her on her birthday? Was he a crusty f-ck about it? You know, Madonna is also in New York right now. G did not spend her bday with M. Full Story

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One rises, one falls

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 28, 2011 16:35:16 September 28, 2011 16:35:16
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WENN, Bauer-Griffin, Flynet, Splash, Kevin Winter /Getty

Sometimes I wonder if there isn’t a Gossip Puppet Master f-cking around with celebrities. Sometimes it really is coincidence and not conspiracy. Sometimes, because it’s Hollywood, and magic happens in Hollywood, the sh-t just falls into place at the best possible time. How else do you explain it? How else can you explain that on the night Stacy Keibler walked her first carpet in Hollywood proper as George Clooney’s official escort, down the road, just a few blocks away, her predecessor Elisabetta Canalis was getting rejected from Dancing With The Why Is? I made a bet with my colleague Ben Mulroney a few weeks ago. Full Story

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A Rock Girlfriend > Dina Lohan

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 28, 2011 15:28:05 September 28, 2011 15:28:05
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Jason Winslow /Splash

Vulture’s interview with Bebe Buell was the best thing I read yesterday. SO good. Like vintage smut. She keeps saying back in the day, it was a different life, it was a different way. Have you seen Almost Famous? Penny Lane played by Kate Hudson? That was inspired by Bebe Buell. Bebe Buell, I just like saying the whole name, is Liv Tyler’s mother. Full Story