Was rancid, now size 4/6

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 10, 2011 15:14:51 November 10, 2011 15:14:51
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Mimi had her all spotlight Jenny presentation yesterday during which she went on and on, some more, about all the baby weight she lost and how disgusting she felt when she was pregnant. Yes, disgusting. Or, as she puts it...Rancid.So rancid she didn’t want her husband to see her, ever. "I had a towel on in the tub. Full Story

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November 10, 2011 - Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 10, 2011 15:13:17 November 10, 2011 15:13:17

Jan! How are you feeling? Andrea told me about what happened last week. You are a FIGHTER! Keep fighting! And to help you? Antonio circa Desperado!  Get well soon and stay strong.  I’m thinking of you.  Full Story

Wednesday, November 9, 2011

Dear Gossips,

Do you miss 1989? Dwyane C was my boyfriend in 1989. Like, my first super, super intense love. Dwyane C and I we used to listen to a lot of music together. And before Now That We Found Love there was Somebody For Me which, to me, is the quintessential Heavy D.  Read Full Intro

Les Jeunes de Paris

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 9, 2011 21:45:27 November 9, 2011 21:45:27

I loved this sketch on Saturday Night Live with Emma Stone. Which, really, has nothing to do with Justin Bieber except that he’s actually in Paris with Selena Gomez and how many 17 year old boys get to take their girlfriends to Paris? And what are the long-term effects of this kind of a reality? Next profound question:What is she wearing? Because. Full Story

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GOOP: backdoor and makeup

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 9, 2011 21:00:24 November 9, 2011 21:00:24

I thought about saving these pictures for tomorrow when there’s a new GOOP but she took the entire summer off posting so you never know when it’ll be an off week with her site and then I’ll have wasted a photo opportunity.So here’s Gwyneth Paltrow in London last night leaving via back door from The Arts Club in Mayfair. Full Story

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Oh, you too?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 9, 2011 20:15:06 November 9, 2011 20:15:06
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Sienna Miller was in LA last night for the International Medical Corps Annual Awards in Beverly Hills. She wore her hair the way Reese Witherspoon did the other night - click here for a refresher. Since the Princess Grace biopic has been a topic of discussion, said to be coveted by every actress in the business, immediately I thought. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 9, 2011 19:45:21 November 9, 2011 19:45:21

Sasha’s latest INTO IT features the West Coast in LifeStyle.

Look. At. The. Hairline. (Dlisted)

George Clooney doesn’t tell Stacy Keibler what to do. But does he tell her what NOT to do??? (The Superficial)

Madonna claims she’s unhappy about the song leak which…given the song, should be the last thing she’s unhappy about (Pink Is The New Blog)

Sofia Vergara adjusting (Hollywood Tuna)

Beyonce and Jay-Z all over New York (Pop Sugar)

Chloe Moretz looks older than Emma Roberts who is actually six years older than Chloe Moretz (Just Jared)

Take a look at Nicole Richie’s implants (Cele|bitchy)

Porny’s cravings and um, the refrigerator in the bedroom (Celebuzz)

When is Kelly Brook NOT in lingerie??? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

An amazing Kristen Stewart photo shoot (Hollywood PQ)

“I thought it was her daughter”

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 9, 2011 18:26:19 November 9, 2011 18:26:19

Is what Jacek said when I told him this was a new Madonna song. I thought that was an appropriate title to this article. It’s apparently a demo from her forthcoming new album. The song is called Give Me All Your Love. Billboard has been streaming it for an entire day so...that tells me it’s totally legit. Full Story

She was lowered!!!!!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 9, 2011 18:02:15 November 9, 2011 18:02:15

Thanks to Marissa P for sending me the video of my Mimi on Rosie yesterday talking about the 30 pounds of bullsh-t she’s dropping on us for Jenny Craig so that she’s now a size 4/6. As you can see from the clip, being substantially lighter hasn’t not improved Mimi’s ability to move without assistance. Full Story

Henry Cavill is warm

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 9, 2011 17:55:04 November 9, 2011 17:55:04
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I have a really, really dumb question. Usually I reserve my dumb biology and physiology questions to my friend Fiona because she literally knows everything about science - like even tree species - and doesn’t judge but Fiona is the worst when it comes to text message and technology so I won’t be able to ask her until I get home. Full Story

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Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 9, 2011 16:58:10 November 9, 2011 16:58:10
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Oh look! Two days in a row we get to go back to back with Brange and Jennifer Aniston! Coincidence or conspiracy? Here’s Jen in New York with her constant Justin Theroux shopping for furniture, or something. Does he have to arch his eyebrows all the time??? Said with no sarcasm at all - it really does make me happy that she’s finally found a guy who will hold her hand on the street, and so . Full Story

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