Porcelain to Porcine

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 8, 2011 12:08:33 August 8, 2011 12:08:33

There is no art to saying someone looks like a pig. It’s not clever and it’s not original. There is, then, no intent here to snark on Nicole Kidman. The reason I’m saying she looks like a pig is because, well, she actually looks like a pig. She wasn’t, of course, born looking like a pig. Full Story

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Facebook love, Facebook work, Facebook fights

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 8, 2011 11:47:26 August 8, 2011 11:47:26

Written by Sasha Dear Sasha,I recently struck up a Facebook situation with a dude called Z. Even though we'd never met, I accepted Z's friend request. Before long, Z became regular fixture on my Facebook; 'liking' my updates, dropping witty comments, etc in a non-skeevy way. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 8, 2011 11:33:44 August 8, 2011 11:33:44

It’s been a lot more than 7 hours and 15 days (Dlisted)

Sometimes a one piece is so much sexier than a bikini (The Superficial)

Colin Farrell shouts out his son (Celebedge)

I wonder if I’d like Avril’s shoes more if someone else were wearing them (Hollywood Tuna)

Ryan Gosling, a blonde boyfriend (Pop Sugar)

Taylor & Taylor together again! (Just Jared)

What was up with all the Glee this weekend? (Cele|bitchy)

Gaga goes to Britney (Socialite Life)

What’s worse? A pilot drinking in flight or getting blown? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Apparently some f-cking idiot is paying each of these twats a million to attend a party (I'm Not Obsessed)

Prison Bride & Albert: Photo Assumption the Dance

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 8, 2011 10:33:10 August 8, 2011 10:33:10

Prince Albert of Monaco and his Serene Prisoner Charlene Wittstock attended the Red Cross Ball in Monte Carlo the other night. She tried to look…happier. And many people have noted that she does indeed look less …tortured?... than she did on her wedding day and after. Really? I don’t see it. Full Story

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Brange Family at the show & the Chosen One’s tooth

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 8, 2011 10:06:36 August 8, 2011 10:06:36

Maddox is 10. Jesus, that seems old to me. The Jolie has a 10 year old kid. Remember, at the age of 9, Noah Cyrus, Miley’s sister, was dancing up on a pole at a party. So there’s that. 10 just isn’t what it used to be, you know? Anyway, here they all are, in London on Saturday after a performance of Wicked, and Brad looks f-cking hot in his clothes and Angelina looks gross in the legs, and they are looking at each other all happy for the cameras and . Full Story

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Colin makes Jessica smile?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 8, 2011 09:36:35 August 8, 2011 09:36:35

It’s been a month since Justin Timberlake was spotted in Toronto visiting Jessica Biel, leading her to believe, and subsequently tell people, that he was taking her back. He then took off for the Friends With Benefits press tour and proceeded to announce that he’s single. Though they were both at Comic-Con, a day apart, word is there was no time to meet. Full Story

My moment with Eminem

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 8, 2011 09:24:13 August 8, 2011 09:24:13

Written by Sarah I have a debate going with my friend T about “meeting” a person versus “seeing” a person. After hearing my Ryan Gosling story, she was like, “Why didn’t you tell me you met Ryan Gosling?” And I was like, “Because there’s no way to get that into a conversation without it being a humble-brag, and also, I didn’t actually meet him. Full Story

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Teen Choice Worst Dressed: Ashley Greene

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 8, 2011 08:40:30 August 8, 2011 08:40:30

Personal feelings aside, she needs a proper stylist. There’s no reason a girl this pretty with a body this tight is so often so poorly dressed on a carpet. Or does she just, like, have genetically bad taste... in the same way Jessica Simpson has genetically bad taste? How is this ensemble flattering? It makes her look wide when she isn’t wide. Full Story

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Overkilling stars?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 8, 2011 08:23:37 August 8, 2011 08:23:37

I really wanted the Dolce & Gabbana star print dress a month ago. Again, for TIFF. Anne Hathaway has it on for the new cover or Marie Claire UK, and several celebrities have worn several versions of it on carpets all summer. Click here to see the original on the runway, the one I was thinking of, if not for the fact that I think it might be getting overkilled now. Full Story

OMG THEY DID NOT BREAK UP!!!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 8, 2011 08:01:30 August 8, 2011 08:01:30

I really do mean those caps. I really do feel relief. That Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez are still together. The UK Sun reported on Saturday that she dumped him because she didn’t like his friends. As usual, the UK Sun got it wrong. Not surprisingly, the UK Sun’s original link Full Story

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Will I see you in AMEX’s Room For Thought?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 8, 2011 07:47:36 August 8, 2011 07:47:36