Monday, March 14, 2011

Dear Gossips,

Please note: I am currently en route to Edinburgh (overnight Sunday) and have prewritten several posts to be rolled out while I’m flying. I should be able to be back online for Smutty Tingles and will be blogging in real time then.  Read Full Intro

No neck for your birthday

March 14, 2011 12:59:50 Posted at March 14, 2011 12:59:50
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It was Kellan Lutz’s birthday this weekend. So he celebrated at a cheesy party in Vegas. As you can see, he was not accompanied by a neck, and unfortunately no one thought to give him one. That’s what my present to Kellan would have been: a neck. And if you could gift someone with the ability to not be so f-cking lameass, I would have bought him that too. Full Story

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Gwyneth’s 10 lbs not 20

March 14, 2011 11:53:20 Posted at March 14, 2011 11:53:20
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Gwyneth Paltrow is continuing to promote Country Strong in foreign markets. Currently she covers the new issue of Madison Magazine out of Australia. She tells the magazine that she doesn’t understand why everyone thought she gained 20 lbs for the movie. It was “only” 10. “I have no idea where that came from, but I gained 10 pounds, not 20!” Well then maybe you should talk to your trainer Tracy Anderson. Full Story

Tough choices, bff breakups & the baby card

March 14, 2011 11:35:00 Posted at March 14, 2011 11:35:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

My marriage hasn't been good for going on 2 years. I haven't been happy. We live with her dad and we don't have much money and I don't see my bffs enough and I almost never get to visit my fam in Greece. I don't know if I'm in love with her anymore or if I just love her.... It's been bad. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

March 14, 2011 10:46:21 Posted at March 14, 2011 10:46:21
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Tingling you from St Andrews, Scotland today! The golf-ness around here is amazing. I wish I brought my clubs. Then again, it’s cold and “dreich” which is how they say “drizzly”. I am in LOVE with this country so hard.

Have you run out of Bitch Pleases for the Lohans? (Dlisted)

Do NOT want to see an Usher sex tape. But if they have any footage of their breakup, I’m all over that (The Superficial)

Bitch Fights between belligerent men (Popeater)

Princess Catherine hard ass body in a white bikini (Hollywood Tuna)

Ashlee wanted to make sure Pete doesn’t think she’s f-cking his friend. Or something. (Pop Sugar)

Emma Stone curls up to play Skeeter (Just Jared)

Sigh. How much do you miss Madonna? (Cele|bitchy)

Renee is Bradley’s biggest cheerleader (Socialite Life)

Teresa Palmer is another one of those girls who looks different from minute to minute (Popoholic)

Daniel Radcliffe is ok with you asking about his personal life (I'm Not Obsessed)

Jessica’s single face

March 14, 2011 09:56:45 Posted at March 14, 2011 09:56:45
Lainey Posted by Lainey

You know it’s bad when even is intimating that your now ex-boyfriend cheated on you. When summarising the Biel/Timberlake split, People mentioned the infidelity rumours several times, citing a source who said that Jessica “looked the other way” when Justin cheated. Full Story

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It’s official: Gangster Brad is hot

March 14, 2011 09:26:52 Posted at March 14, 2011 09:26:52
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Come on…you don’t think so? You don’t see a little old school Thelma & Louise happening here? Really? These are shots of Brad Pitt shooting Cogan’s Trade in New Orleans on Friday and Saturday. Look at his pretty boy pose in the series of photos taken at night. It’s the way he posed in the early part of his career. Full Story

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March 14, 2011 08:56:47 Posted at March 14, 2011 08:56:47
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Written by Duana Previously on the Vampire Diaries….Thanks to all of you on Twitter who told me which episodes would be best to watch and reminded me that Matt is human. OR USED TO BE. Anyway, interestingly, nobody wanted me to watch anything from season 1 except the finale, “Founder’s Day”. Full Story

Jakey throws down

March 14, 2011 08:13:07 Posted at March 14, 2011 08:13:07
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As I’ve said, I don’t like being put in the position of having to defend celebrities. That’s not my job. And frankly, it’s actually not that much fun. But there’s no other perspective here as far as I’m concerned. Jake Gyllenhaal in this situation is beyond reproach. Full Story

Why can’t you get your hair right?!?!?

March 14, 2011 07:53:00 Posted at March 14, 2011 07:53:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I mean… I just shouted out in anger in the middle of the living room at 12:30am at Duana’s on Saturday night/Sunday morning while writing this because F-CK, why can’t Katherine Heigl ever get her goddamn hair right?!?!? She’s 32. She’s not 62. She’s tall and pretty, with the kind of good looks that don’t necessarily intimidate, belying the fact that she’s actually a mouthy ungrateful bitch. Full Story

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LaLa and other options

March 14, 2011 06:55:21 Posted at March 14, 2011 06:55:21
Lainey Posted by Lainey

So I’m sure you’ve heard. Because, seriously, it was broadcast around the world like relief for a natural disaster, as if it could possibly be that monumental: David Beckham confirmed the other day that he and Victoria are expecting a baby girl. Full Story