X-Men: First Class

June 3, 2011 08:00:41 Posted at June 3, 2011 08:00:41
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Everyone is wanking off to Michael Fassbender’s performance as Eric who becomes Magneto in X-Men: First Class and while I totally think he deserves it because he’s great, I do wish people would jerk off just as hard to James McAvoy too. It’s almost easier to play the prototypically tortured superhero with a shattered heartbreaking history and a thirst for vengeance that compromises his goodness. Full Story

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A Blakey black eye?

June 3, 2011 07:12:28 Posted at June 3, 2011 07:12:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey

What? Please. I’m sure he’s nothing to do with it. There’s been a lot of joking that Jennifer Garner was the one who released those TOTALLY NOT BLAKE nude photos that have entertained us so this week. As hilarious as that would be, I think it’s very unlikely. Because of the “faps” Full Story

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June 3, 2011 – Smutty Shout-Outs

June 3, 2011 06:42:03 Posted at June 3, 2011 06:42:03
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Marisela! Happy 25th Birthday. And do NOT make me have to come there and sit you DOWN for complaining over the “pain” of 25. Child, do you know what you are saying??? One day soon you’ll get to New York. Besides, New York will be more fun when you can afford it. Timothy Olyphant? Coming right up. Full Story

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Thursday, June 2, 2011

Dear Gossips,

TV LiveBlog with Duana today at 3pm ET/Noon PT. Join us! Also, Duana, Sarah, Sasha, and I will be liveblogging the MTV Movie Awards on Sunday starting at 8:30pm ET/5:30pm PT. And for those of you asking about SMUT, my annual gossip party in Toronto – it’s happening really soon, June 20th, and tickets will be available on Monday.  Read Full Intro

Please DO NOT DO THIS

June 2, 2011 13:44:29 Posted at June 2, 2011 13:44:29
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Last summer I read and reviewed a book called Furious Love. Original post is here. Elizabeth Taylor and Richard Burton – obsessing over their relationship is not so much a phase thing as it is a constant. They were of a time, of an age of movie star that we will simply never see again. Full Story

Dragon Tattoo poster & the 7 lost Stiegs

June 2, 2011 13:25:53 Posted at June 2, 2011 13:25:53
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The other day, the first trailer for the film was bootlegged online. I like it more and more every time I watch. The clip is now legal, I’ve attached below. Now they’ve released an international poster. It hasn’t gone over as well as the video, at least not for me. I’m not sure Blomkvist is supposed to be Lisbeth’s protector. Full Story

Mom at the concert, Swim Skin, & Royal dressing

June 2, 2011 13:13:00 Posted at June 2, 2011 13:13:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Written by Sasha Hello Sasha, I'm going to concert - don't judge me! I'm going to see Rihanna with some friends. I'm 40ish, I consider myself stylish, and I’m a size 8 with an hour glass figure. I have no idea what to wear to a concert - only because it's going to be hot and I will boil in jeans!! HELP. Full Story

TV Live Blog - Thursday, June 2, 2011

June 2, 2011 11:55:13 Posted at June 2, 2011 11:55:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey

A lot to cover in TV. And guess what? Blake Lively is considered tv too! I know you’ll want to spend some time on her. We’ll start with that, and the fall television schedule – many of the lineups were released this week – and cancellation predictions too? What are you most looking forward to watching that will be new this coming season? Also. Full Story

Mall, Hotel, Grandparents

June 2, 2011 11:35:35 Posted at June 2, 2011 11:35:35
Lainey Posted by Lainey

My friends and I are still all over this Bieber romance. It’s fascinating, like a science experiment. Teenagers are excellent case studies. Anyway, as reported yesterday, Justin Bieber, after their Hawaiin love tour, has taken Selena Gomez back to his hometown Stratford, Ontario. Yesterday they hit up a Swiss Chalet – click here Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

June 2, 2011 10:56:13 Posted at June 2, 2011 10:56:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Come to think of it, Demi hasn’t been with Ashton as much lately in public. What’s up? (The Superficial)

JLo boner killer: there’s a secret long lost video...but there’s nothing skanky on it?!? (Dlisted)

Oh this is kinda sweet: big sister Porny giving little sister a handout (Popeater)

Holy. Shit. If you exclude the head, this could totally be Chicken Fried 2003 (Hollywood Tuna)

Cinco is SUCH a cute nickname, non? (Pop Sugar)

How does Chelsea Handler explain her “boss” attitude when it comes to Jennifer Aniston. And, ugh, she’s a user of “utilise” too (Just Jared)

Pregnant or not, I want Alba’s clothes. And she looks really pretty without makeup (Popoholic)

Leighton Meester suddenly looks so pure and innocent this week! (Celebuzz)

Becks would ink his balls. And he likes it when dudes smell him (Towleroad)

Total indifference which is probably worse than fug. (Go Fug Yourself)

Tom Cruise Jr’s parent pimp

June 2, 2011 09:42:00 Posted at June 2, 2011 09:42:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Taylor Lautner hired a publicist a few months ago called Robin Baum. One of the best. Or at least Baum is used by some of the best. Since this story broke, Baum’s name has been widely attached to Johnny Depp and Daniel Craig as current clients. But consider too that Baum also works with Ryan Gosling (for several years), James Franco, and Benicio Del Toro, just to name a few. Full Story