Jessica Alba’s New Year’s body

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 30, 2011 15:50:15 December 30, 2011 15:50:15
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Bauer-Griffin, Flynet

Jessica Alba is spending New Year’s in Mexico with her family. It’s been just over 4 months since she and her husband Cash Warren had baby girl Haven; she looks great in a bikini already. Alba currently has no projects lined up for 2012. But first daughter Honor’s photos were sold in 2008 to OK! Magazine for a reported $1. Full Story

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New Year’s Eve friends to lovers

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 30, 2011 15:31:45 December 30, 2011 15:31:45

Did you explode from the cuteness or roll your eyes from the hipster overdose? I suspect it’s about 50/50. (Ha! I didn’t even mean that when it first came out!)Those of you who loved (500) Days Of Summer are no doubt going into 2012 with high hopes of a Zooey Deschanel Joseph Gordon-Levitt movie life to real life romance after watching the video she posted of the two of them on Hello Giggles Full Story

George Clooney’s New Year’s wish

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 30, 2011 15:14:44 December 30, 2011 15:14:44
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Bauer-Griffin, Flynet

What do you think it is...as he stares adoringly at ARod and his ass? I’m sure it’s just an awkwardly timed photo. George and his girlfriend Stacy Keibler are in Mexico with all his closest friends. Stacy seems to be getting on well with all the Clooney Crew WAGs, especially Cindy Crawford. But Cindy must be so used to this by now too. Full Story

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December 30, 2011 - Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 30, 2011 14:49:23 December 30, 2011 14:49:23

Nell! Happy Birthday you New Year’s Baby from Chelsea who told me about the Lameducks as Shamef-cks in the office which is brilliant and your lameduck Andrew Dice Clay which...not so brilliant, and yes, I can imagine you wanting to un-see what he looks like now, so I’ll not attach that to make room for the others, Colin Firth, Hot Harry, RDJ, and Colin Farrell. Full Story

Thursday, December 29, 2011

Dear Gossips,

Have you seen the Meryl Streep tribute at the Kennedy Centre Honours? Meryl Streep is so great that her acting eclipsed her looks. Watching that old footage, it’s almost surprising how beautiful she is. Because, frankly, when she’s working, it’s the last thing you notice.  Read Full Intro

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 29, 2011 20:42:19 December 29, 2011 20:42:19

Nicole Kidman eyes Zac Efron lasciviously (Dlisted)

How Sinead O’Connor scared off her new ex-husband (The Superficial)

As IF anyone can wear a skanky Santa Suit like Mimi!!! (Hollywood Tuna)

The Year in Reese Witherspoon (Pop Sugar)

Daniel Radcliffe wears his jeans better than Robert Pattinson (Just Jared)

I wish I could un-know RDJ’s Tom Cruise Special Order (Cele|bitchy)

Oh look, it’s a Barbie now. (Evil Beet Gossip)

Ian Somerhalder smarms in Russian (Celebuzz)

Victoria’s Secret models have New Year’s resolutions too! At the same time, they also talk about the colour of their panties. For real. (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

More bikini tweets: Rihanna edition (Hollywood PQ)

Where’s Alexander Skarsgard?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 29, 2011 20:24:38 December 29, 2011 20:24:38
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WENN

When Alexander Skarsgard was dating Kate Bosworth, he was papped, easily, several times a month. Have you noticed...now that they’re not together anymore, he can slip underground, no photos, no problem. When was the last time Alexander Skarsgard was papped??? I think it may have been back in October, and only because he was shooting on location in New York City. Full Story

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Draco Malfoy & Jesse Pinkman

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 29, 2011 20:07:31 December 29, 2011 20:07:31
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BRJ/Fame, Splash News

It was always something playing at the back of my mind. Couldn’t place it until now...Here’s Tom Felton in Miami this week. Do you watch Breaking Bad? He looks like Aaron Paul, right? This is what I’ve been thinking all these years watching Breaking Bad but haven’t been able to name...That Aaron Paul is Draco Malfoy. Full Story

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The New Year’s first split?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 29, 2011 19:51:18 December 29, 2011 19:51:18
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INF

Katy Perry and Russell Brand spent Christmas apart. That she wasn’t wearing her ring in the photos of her in a bikini in Hawaii - click here to see her WICKED body - wasn’t so much of a super sign. I have friends with big diamonds who take them off at the beach, in the pool, etc. Full Story

Let Good Pants be your New Year’s Resolution

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 29, 2011 17:13:08 December 29, 2011 17:13:08
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MATEI/GVK/ Bauer-Griffin

Robert Pattinson is tall and British and beautiful. My point is that finding a pair of pants that fits him properly should not be such a challenge, oh my God!Here’s Pattinson arriving at LAX yesterday and all Twi-Hards, a wonderful way to call in the New Year for Twi-Hards because he’s there to rejoin his girlfriend Kristen Stewart. Full Story

Zoe & Bradley?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 29, 2011 16:50:36 December 29, 2011 16:50:36
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PUNKD Images

When Zoe Saldana ended her engagement to her longtime fiancé in November, it was reported that she and Bradley Cooper were hooking up, which her rep immediately denied. Now E! is confirming that the two are indeed together, so serious that they’re spending the holidays together and meeting families. Full Story