Franchise Fat

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 22, 2011 08:01:00 September 22, 2011 08:01:00

Written by Sarah He showed up the first time fit and fine but this time around he was rather round about the tum. The director noticed and was not happy, fearing for the consistency of the franchise. When asked to slim down, the slightly schlumpy star responded, “This movie isn’t worth it. Full Story

Could you?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 22, 2011 07:12:07 September 22, 2011 07:12:07

I am a fickle, shallow person. So sometimes it’s hard for me to see past the initial superficial. I get that. Perhaps, then, in this situation, I lack the spiritual profundity to move beyond a name and focus instead on quality. Perhaps. UK tabloids are reporting that Kate Winslet has a new boyfriend. Full Story

September 22, 2011 - Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 22, 2011 06:52:30 September 22, 2011 06:52:30

Congratulations to Heather D of Victoria for winning the 2011 IT Lounge giveaway. Thanks to all of you for entering. It was an amazing TIFF once again. And a big thanks to our sponsor Magnum for their support during the festival. To Aja S - congratulations on your new job at The County General! Jessica says you have what you need. Full Story

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Wednesday, September 21, 2011

Dear Gossips,

So here’s something for those of you who want to know more about Feng Shui and superstition and how it should govern your life, at least according to my ma the Chinese Squawking Chicken. We’re doing a gossip party for the first time in Vancouver.  Read Full Intro

Posing with Helen Mirren

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 21, 2011 14:15:34 September 21, 2011 14:15:34

The Debt premiered in London tonight. Dame Helen Mirren and Jessica Chastain walked the carpet. That Dame is such a babe, isn’t she? Jacek says it to me all the time: “Can you please look like her when you’re that age?” Oh I want to. I really, really want to. The Dame is 66. She looks it. Full Story

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Princess Asstalk thrives in January?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 21, 2011 12:37:43 September 21, 2011 12:37:43

Knocked Up was a big hit for Katherine Heigl. But that wasn’t her movie. And, as she subsequently noted, she, um, wasn’t proud of that movie anyway. I wonder if she’s proud of any of her movies...? Like, is she proud of Killers??? It was 27 Dresses that really established Katherine Heigl as a “movie star” . Full Story

What Goes Around Comes Around ...at 5:30am

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 21, 2011 12:02:18 September 21, 2011 12:02:18

Scarlett Johansson’s nude photos were released courtesy of the Hollywood Hacker. Though he denies it and says that’s not his cock in the shot, Justin Timberlake is supposedly also a victim via Mila Kunis’s iPhone. Maybe Scarjo can tell us for sure. They partied together last week in New York. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 21, 2011 11:01:13 September 21, 2011 11:01:13

OK so did Maggie Gyllenhaal share vibrators with Taylor Swift? Or is she not considered a friend? (Dlisted)

Miley Cyrus takes leaked photos the same way Posh takes pregnancy ones (The Superficial)

Lea Michele is single. Let’s set her up with... Alex Pettyfer? Add that to your Gossip Wish List (Wonderwall)

Can’t decide if I like this Leighton Meester outfit (Hollywood Tuna)

Angelina Jolie eats lunch while Brad Pitt keeps trying to apologise to all the fans of Jennifer Aniston (Pop Sugar)

Rihanna gives love from the balcony (Just Jared)

I think Lola looks 14. Do you? (Cele|bitchy)

Glee star admits to having a breast enhancement (Buzznet)

Jane Fonda has a nicer ass than almost everyone (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Werewolf with an iPhone (Towleroad)

JGL performing

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 21, 2011 09:49:48 September 21, 2011 09:49:48

Did I forget to write about Joseph Gordon-Levitt at TIFF? I’m sorry... Saw him at the Blackberry sponsored after-party for 50/50. He has really, really amazing skin. Was single that night. Or at least behaving like he was. Because he seemed very into one particular girl who I saw being introduced to him earlier. Full Story

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The Week in Tabloids starring Brad Pitt

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 21, 2011 09:02:35 September 21, 2011 09:02:35

I wonder if Brad Pitt considers what happened with Parade Magazine a gross miscalculation. And this is not someone who grossly miscalculates very often. The Brange, as you know, operates with military precision. But as a result of that Parade interview, misconstrued or not, he and his ex-wife Jennifer Aniston are now the big tabloid focus for the week, which happens to be when his movie is opening. Full Story

Hot Fassy by the water

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 21, 2011 08:29:26 September 21, 2011 08:29:26

Check out Michael Fassbender at a photo call for Shame at the San Sebastian Film Festival today. He is really hustling it for this movie, having decided, obviously, as Sarah from Cinesnark noted the other day -click here for a refresher - to focus most of his campaign energies towards this film for his best chance at an Oscar nomination. Full Story

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