Jakey throws down

March 14, 2011 08:13:07 Posted at March 14, 2011 08:13:07
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As I’ve said, I don’t like being put in the position of having to defend celebrities. That’s not my job. And frankly, it’s actually not that much fun. But there’s no other perspective here as far as I’m concerned. Jake Gyllenhaal in this situation is beyond reproach. Full Story

Why can’t you get your hair right?!?!?

March 14, 2011 07:53:00 Posted at March 14, 2011 07:53:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I mean… I just shouted out in anger in the middle of the living room at 12:30am at Duana’s on Saturday night/Sunday morning while writing this because F-CK, why can’t Katherine Heigl ever get her goddamn hair right?!?!? She’s 32. She’s not 62. She’s tall and pretty, with the kind of good looks that don’t necessarily intimidate, belying the fact that she’s actually a mouthy ungrateful bitch. Full Story

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LaLa and other options

March 14, 2011 06:55:21 Posted at March 14, 2011 06:55:21
Lainey Posted by Lainey

So I’m sure you’ve heard. Because, seriously, it was broadcast around the world like relief for a natural disaster, as if it could possibly be that monumental: David Beckham confirmed the other day that he and Victoria are expecting a baby girl. Full Story


March 14, 2011 06:37:38 Posted at March 14, 2011 06:37:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Emma Watson tweaked us up last week teasing about a new project on Twitter. Turns out, it’s just a cosmetics company contract. Lancome. The company uses a rose in their marketing. And Emma was born in Paris. Full Story

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Young vs. old Hunger Games

March 14, 2011 06:27:41 Posted at March 14, 2011 06:27:41
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Written by Sarah I’ve been saying for the past year that sixteen-year-old Saorise Ronan should be Katniss, and after seeing her in True Grit, I also thought that fourteen-year-old Hailee Steinfeld would also make a good Katniss. Full Story

Who would want to work with this?

March 14, 2011 06:07:19 Posted at March 14, 2011 06:07:19
Lainey Posted by Lainey

She’s long had a reputation for being absolute hell to work with. I mean like straight up crazy. Leaves her sh-t, sometimes literally, everywhere, specifies exact times when people can or cannot talk to her, is foaming at the mouth insane one minute, calm and collected the next. Lately her opportunities have dried up. Full Story

March 14, 2011 – Smutty Shout-Outs

March 14, 2011 06:03:25 Posted at March 14, 2011 06:03:25
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Japan is in crisis. Please help if you can through the Humanitarian Coalition’s appeal for Japan to support 4 leading NGOs including CARE, Oxfam Canada, Oxfam-Quebec, and Save the Children whose work typically focuses on women and children in the area of shelter, water, and emergency supplies. CLICK HERE Full Story

Friday, March 11, 2011

Dear Gossips,

Thoughts to those who are in Japan. Best to you, your loved ones, your neighbours, your colleagues... hope you are safe. Justin Timberlake has two movies due for release this summer. Evidently he doesn’t need a girlfriend for that.  Read Full Intro

Emma’s breadcrumbs

March 11, 2011 13:29:01 Posted at March 11, 2011 13:29:01
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I love word mysteries! Even though I suck at them! Emma Watson is weaving one on her Twitter. (Seriously, every sentence you can make with Twitter sounds dirty.) She hadn’t tweeted since February 22nd. Then today, out of the blue, this:A new venture is starting - what can it be? Follow my clues and you will see. Full Story

Katie & Little Sci on a helicopter

March 11, 2011 12:39:25 Posted at March 11, 2011 12:39:25
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Katie Holmes looked in great spirits today flying out of Manhattan on a helicopter. This is the life of Mrs Cruise. Private jets and helicopters, the convenience of not having to sit in traffic. You know, in these shots from the window, she actually does give off a Jackie O vibe. The trench coat and the glasses, right? As for the soother thing Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

March 11, 2011 11:32:06 Posted at March 11, 2011 11:32:06
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The Squawking Chicken would never do this (Dlisted)

Scientology babies are more advanced than yours (The Superficial)

Katherine Heigl goes short. You like? (Popeater)

Can Fergie pull off these pants? (Hollywood Tuna)

George Clooney cup o’ soup (Pop Sugar)

Jakey on the cover of Men's Journal (Just Jared)

LOVING Rihanna’s Vogue cover (Cele|bitchy)

What Alyssa Milano’s trailer looks like (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

I don’t like Reese Witherspoon’s heels with skinny jeans (Moe Jackson)

Kinda into this look. But only for Chloe Sevigny (Celebuzz)