Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 29, 2012 20:12:27 June 29, 2012 20:12:27

Hayley’s recommending pregnancy exercises and Sasha’s finding pregnancy outfits in LifeStyle

This dog is a better timing than Justin Timberlake (Dlisted)

This Hot Bitch. Even her breasts are still perky! (Too Fab)

Miley didn’t pay for her fries (The Superficial)

Even Naomi Watts can’t make Marchesa work (Just Jared)

Scarlett Johansson’s sh-tty wig (Hollywood Tuna)

Mark Wahlberg takes his wife on a date (Pop Sugar)

Great sex is what keeps Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux together (Cele|bitchy)

HOWWWWWW did someone not stop this from happening? (Go Fug Yourself)

An entire video of Kate Upton bouncing her tits around. For real. (IDLYITW)

Yes Matt Bomer. But please cut out of the Joe Manganiello. (After Elton)

Robo unshackled

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 29, 2012 18:37:44 June 29, 2012 18:37:44
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Fame/Flynet, Splash

This is why we live in fear on Fridays. Because these motherf-ckers always wait until the very last minute before the weekend before giving us extra work. I’m in the news studio right now. We’re reshuffling etalk around. And the local newsroom just exploded too. This must be the gossip dread I’ve been feeling for a while now. Full Story

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Magic Mike review

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 29, 2012 17:24:21 June 29, 2012 17:24:21
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Wenn, Fame/Flynet

Channing Tatum is a really good movie flirter. If I could blush (I am physiologically incapable of blushing) I would blush during all his movie flirting scenes. If he was in Friends With Benefits instead of Justin Timberlake, that movie would have been a smash hit. Because Channing Tatum is a great movie flirter AND a bonafide Movie Star. Full Story

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Lauryn goes to court

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 29, 2012 16:10:10 June 29, 2012 16:10:10
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Turgeon/Brown/Splash

This is Lauryn Hill in Newark today arriving at court for her tax evasion trial. The federal government says she owes $1.5 million after not filing tax returns for several years. Here’s her explanation about why she didn’t bother paying taxes: "Over-commercialization and its resulting restrictions and limitations can be very damaging and distorting to the inherent nature of the individual. Full Story

About Last Night (Again)

Maria Posted by Maria at June 29, 2012 16:01:18 June 29, 2012 16:01:18

According to The Hollywood Reporter, About Last Night is set for a remake. The first thing I thought was that’s not possible, the movie isn’t old enough (and neither am I). Released in 1986, it holds up pretty  well with its, “boy meets girl in a bar, they have a one-night stand and try to have a relationship” premise. Full Story

God they are hot - with video

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 29, 2012 15:29:14 June 29, 2012 15:29:14
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WENN

Sasha and I email several times a week, at least, about Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth. Like 15 year old squealers. Only we’re supposed to be proper adults. But it’s been a while since we’ve been able to replace our young couple obsession after Chris Brown beat the sh-t out of Rihanna. Full Story

This Hot Bitch takes her son to Paris

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 29, 2012 14:37:28 June 29, 2012 14:37:28
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Wenn, Fame/Flynet

Sharon Stone is in Paris with her son Quinn. Holiday? Sure. And a convenient photo shoot. Just to rub it into your ass how well she looks in her 50s. Like, ridiculous. And totally the opposite of over-processed. Her lips aren’t giving birth to new lips, her cheeks aren’t filled, she has lines, she isn’t trying to be 25, and in not trying to look 25, she’s looking at least 10 years, if not more, younger than she is. Full Story

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June 29, 2012 - Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 29, 2012 13:50:38 June 29, 2012 13:50:38

SALLY! Happy Birthday with love from Gab and me. When are we getting together for that walk? Also have you seen this? $sb("lnyg003_07e2ba328257ff932a6fd3facafec93c",{"sbFeed":{"partnerId":909,"type":"youtube","contentId":"4pZHXQ698Ok","cname":"laineygossip"},"style":{"width":460,"height":260}}); google. Full Story

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Thursday, June 28, 2012

Dear Gossips,

Have you ever noticed that Matthew McConaughey doesn’t finish words that end in consonants? We went to a Magic Mike screening last night. He opens the movie by asking a crowd of moist screamers “You wanna touch this?” Only when he says it, it comes out “You wanna tuh thih?” Is it a Texas thing? You should try it for a while today. I did for an hour after last night at home. It’s very relaxing.

More on Magic Mike later but I’ll say this now - it was ripe in that theatre even before the movie started almost as though they didn’t even have to try. Don’t we at least want them to try, girls?

Laura and I raged together yesterday over email right after the Spain-Portugal game yesterday. For some reason they decided to cut away just as Shaki and Pique were embracing. Who is the fool in the truck making that decision??? I haven’t been able to find any photos either. If you do, please send.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Hat off Charlize

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 28, 2012 19:20:06 June 28, 2012 19:20:06
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INF

This is the first photo of Charlize Theron with her head buzzed but not wearing her hat. It’s not a great quality shot but I think you can appreciate her beauty. If that were me I promise you, you’d rather look at a picture of someone popping a zit. Charlize and Jackson are in Namibia now to shoot Mad Max: Fury Road with Tom Hardy. Full Story

Breaking Bad Season 5 preview: Season 3 review

Maria Posted by Maria at June 28, 2012 19:06:40 June 28, 2012 19:06:40

“I saved your life, Jesse. Are you gonna save mine?” -WW This is the season of close calls for Walt and Jesse. Almost retired, almost murdered, almost caught. Los Pollos Hermanos owner Gustavo Fring reveals a superlab and wants to hire Walt as a master cook. Gus is on a level of production and distribution that Walt didn’t even know existed. Full Story