H7 makes mom look so pretty

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 4, 2011 17:35:33 November 4, 2011 17:35:33

Victoria watched David play last night. Her sons and Harper Seven came with her. And they were joined by Victoria’s friend Eva Longoria. They both had good hair. And makeup. Especially Posh. This particular style she’s wearing right now, and the length, Olsen twins style, really works for her. She looks really, really good, non? Beautiful, actually. Full Story

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Hey kids, meet Mr Rocknroll

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 4, 2011 16:31:51 November 4, 2011 16:31:51

Kate Winslet and her kids were in New York yesterday, spending time with her new boyfriend Ned Rocknroll. Ned’s not exactly, um, the most robust name to begin with. And then there’s that f-cking Rocknroll situation which... Don’t ask me to get over it. The day we get over a guy changing his name to Ned Rocknroll is the day we give in to stupid. Full Story

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Going to The Night Circus

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 4, 2011 16:16:33 November 4, 2011 16:16:33

Book Review: The Night Circus by Erin Morgenstern I’ve been thinking here in the Maldives how much I would have enjoyed The Night Circus on the beach. How I would have ripped through it the way a beach book should read. How it would have possibly cost me a sunburn. You don’t stop and savour and take your time with The Night Circus. Full Story

Just missing GOOP... and Drew

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 4, 2011 16:03:25 November 4, 2011 16:03:25

If you’ve been reading my blog long enough, you know I have a thing about celebrities being friends. To the point where I would actually spy. Like install listening and recording devices at dinner. What were Cameron Diaz and Reese Witherspoon talking about last night? They were together at a restaurant in Brentwood last night. Full Story

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Nicholas Hoult, cute zombie

Sarah Posted by Sarah at November 4, 2011 15:54:00 November 4, 2011 15:54:00

Lainey emailed me about the first promotional image of Warm Bodies, a bit confused about the plot, and wanted me to write about it, because, as she said, I have a “PhD in zombie”. Of course my first thought was, Oh my god I WISH I could get a real PhD in zombie. The ball’s in your court, universities. Full Story

Does Ringer Love You?

Duana Posted by Duana at November 4, 2011 15:05:46 November 4, 2011 15:05:46

Ringer Season 1 Episode 7 recap A couple of days ago, I was writing about how it’s strange when the audience on a show knows more than the characters. Um, Ringer does not give me that problem.   You guys, this show is so messed up.  You never know what you know is true, what’s a lie, what you’ve been shown already that can be erased and redone and reshown to be the truth, to make you look like you don’t know what you thought you knew. Full Story

Kristen Stewart: so beautiful, all smiles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 4, 2011 14:57:49 November 4, 2011 14:57:49
Wenn, Kevin Winter/Getty

As noted yesterday in the Twi-Hard Immortal article, Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson, and Taylor Lautner had their hand and footprints cemented in Hollywood. It was worth it for the crazies in attendance. Not only because their beloved story was commemorated forever at the historic Grauman’s, but also because Stewart and Pattinson were very, very cute together, no longer as reticent, particularly on her part, to behave as a couple. Full Story

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November 4, 2011 - Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 4, 2011 13:42:19 November 4, 2011 13:42:19

Victoria! Happy 30th Birthday! Christine requested for you two of your favourites: Jake Gyllenhaal and George Clooney. Then she modified her request and asked for Michael Fassbender instead because you both have him in common? Anyway, I’ve attached all three.  Enjoy! And have a great, great weekend. Full Story

Thursday, November 3, 2011

Dear Gossips,

Imagine getting to a point in your life when a 30 day jail sentence is actually what you WANT? This happened to Lindsay Lohan in court yesterday. And she was happy about it. Because it could have been a lot more. If you were ordered to jail for 30 days, would you come out the courthouse all smiles with your newly bleached teeth? And how about the fact that Judge Stephanie Sautner has essentially become Lindsay Lohan’s mother? In the absence of a proper mother, Judge Sautner’s the one who is actually trying to enforce some structure to that idiot’s life.  Read Full Intro

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 3, 2011 17:45:53 November 3, 2011 17:45:53

Sasha’s finding some beautiful cuffs over in LifeStyle.

Have a look at Bieber’s alleged baby mother. Now picture him saying telling her he wants to f-ck the sh-t out of her. Can you? (The Superficial)

That reindeer has the best As IF, Bitch Please, Sit Down, Get Me The F-CK Out Of Here expression I’ve ever seen (Dlisted)

Jakey supports Michael Shannon in New York (Pop Sugar)

Wilder Valderrama can only get the young ones. Kinda like Ryan Phillippe (Evil Beet Gossip)

Megan Fox looks great. Or am I just too fixated on her Alexander Wang bag? (Hollywood Tuna)

Emma hugs Andrew! (Just Jared)

Holy sh-t Ashley Greene has bad dress taste (Popoholic)

Bieber freestyles to Otis. Come ON. You love it. (Celebuzz)

Lindsay Lohan has worked the camera since she was a kid, so according to Dina, OF COURSE she knows how to pose naked (The Blemish)

Oh I really, really like this dress too (Go Fug Yourself)