Gwyneth Paltrow ELLE September 2011

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 3, 2011 11:11:08 August 3, 2011 11:11:08

If you don’t like Gwyneth, and many of you don’t, there’s a lot you’ll find annoying in her new spread for ELLE’s September issue. If, however, you’re like me and can appreciate Gwyneth at her best which is, naturally, better than you, this is one of her finest. Full Story

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Greedy...or equal?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 3, 2011 09:53:00 August 3, 2011 09:53:00

This Linda Evangelista child support situation is amazing. Quick background: Linda Evangelista has a 4 year old son called Augustin. The father is Salma Hayek’s billionaire husband Francois-Henri Pinault. Augustin was born juuuust before Salma’s daughter Valentina. Valentina however is set for life. Full Story

Movie Star money, Movie Star home

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 3, 2011 08:31:12 August 3, 2011 08:31:12

Have you seen the Architectural Digest featuring Will & Jada’s house yet? You’re not reading anymore now. You’ve already clicked on the images, right? Ok, I’ll wait. Nothing more popular on tv these days than a home show. All my friends are obsessed with home shows. Do up your room like this. Full Story

Robo: bland and crazy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 3, 2011 08:00:24 August 3, 2011 08:00:24

Letterman’s guest last night was Ricky Gervais. Over on The Tonight Show it was equally as boisterous as Jay Leno welcomed Katie Holmes. Hardly. That girl... Is so boring... And maybe she knows it. Maybe that’s why she put on the red pants. I didn’t care for the red pants. I think it’s the shade of red that’s the problem, especially in combination with that the colour of her crochet jumper. Full Story

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One more week?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 3, 2011 07:09:46 August 3, 2011 07:09:46

Watched the latest episode of True Blood last night. What a mess. There’s too much sh-t going on. Like 10 different storylines bouncing around so that some characters, literally, only show up for 30 seconds, and others are not seen nearly enough. Why Is Alcide??? And does Andy Bellefleur HAVE to have a girlfriend? Really??? Anyway, SPOILER ALERT CAUTION CLICK AWAY NOW OH MY GOD GO GO GO GO GO GO GO DON’T FREAK OUT IF YOU READ THE BAD THING. Full Story

August 3, 2011 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 3, 2011 06:46:31 August 3, 2011 06:46:31

The Sheepdogs! From Saskatoon! Are the first unsigned band EVER to cover Rolling Stone, beating out 15 other bands in the contest. Click here for more on their story. (Thanks Jackie!) Thanks to everyone who made SMUT such a success this year. Full Story

Lindsay Lohan’s competition

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 2, 2011 13:59:00 August 2, 2011 13:59:00

You’ve heard it, Lohan keeps repeating it – that she wants to win an Oscar by the time she’s 30, like that’s the only motivation for working. Apparently she’s not the only one. I just read a HILARIOUS interview with Taryn Manning who, um, clearly thinks she’s was robbed on a nomination for Hustle & Flow. Full Story

When Mila speaks for Pippy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 2, 2011 13:15:00 August 2, 2011 13:15:00

You want to see something really, really, REALLY hot? It’s video from the Friends With Benefits presser last week in Russia where Mila Kunis and Justin Timberlake were promoting the movie. Justin is asked the “Music Question” by a reporter and, predictably, gets annoyed (and annoying) because HE IS A REAL ACTOR. Full Story

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Blake & Leo go biking

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 2, 2011 12:28:50 August 2, 2011 12:28:50

Summer is not over, but I already know that if I were to recap the best gossip of Summer 2011, one of the top 3 stories would be Blake Lively’s How Did She DO That to Leonardo DiCaprio?!? Remember the f-cking idiot tabloid last week that reported they’d broken up because they saw a photograph of Leo with his ma and no Blake? There are STILL people emailing me about that asking when it happened and what next and whatever. Full Story

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Elusive orgasm,travelling love,lessons from Wayne

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 2, 2011 12:10:19 August 2, 2011 12:10:19

Written by Sasha I'm 28 this year and I have been with my boyfriend for two and half years. Things were little rough in the beginning of our relationship because I have never had a serious boyfriend before and didn't understand how relationships need lots of work. Full Story