Katie’s New York freedom

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 4, 2012 14:30:12 July 4, 2012 14:30:12
Fame/Flynet, TatianaK/Splash

Little Sci has been my nickname for Suri Cruise since she was born. It started out as creative licence, pure jokes. And now... Well... LittleSci is the reality Katie Holmes is evidently trying to avoid. Katie took Suri out for ice cream last night in New York as her defection from Tom Cruise and Scientology continues to fuel the gossip industry. Full Story

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Tuesday, July 3, 2012

Dear Gossips,

Welcome back to those of you returning from long weekend in Canada. It was a regular work day here yesterday. For up to date posts on the Tom & Katie situation, please scroll down or click here  Read Full Intro

Smutty Tingles

Jacek Posted by Jacek at July 3, 2012 19:47:30 July 3, 2012 19:47:30

Lainey’s off to Toronto this afternoon.  We’ll wrap things up with Tingles unless Tom goes on an afternoon rampage, in which case I will share my thoughts on his crazy. - Jacek

I have a pretty firm “no fakie” rule, but for Blake I make the exception (The Superficial)

Even R. Kelly is a McGosling convert (Dlisted)

Arquette shows off exactly how plastered he must have been when he got this tat done (TooFab)

My new hate f-ck challenger to Jessica Alba (Celeb|itchy)

She clearly never needs food trays (Hollywood Tuna)

JLo’s cut stomach (Pop Sugar)

My Marion in white (Just Jared)

Tight leather Alba (Popoholic)

Love Winslet’s quote on aging (Amy Grindhouse)

Brandy stole a shirt from MJ's mansion and escaped quickly, forgetting pants (Go Fug Yourself)

Kristen Stewart for Balenciaga Florabotanica

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 3, 2012 18:44:58 July 3, 2012 18:44:58

It's her first fragrance ad for the label. Like it? I am partial to Balenciaga. I love it. Have for years. My old sunglasses are Balenciaga, I wore Balenciaga, dress and shoes, to SMUT in Toronto last week, I'm wearing another to Duana's wedding, and I will hunt down a Balenciaga sale like Scientology and millionaires. Full Story

Chris kisses Gwyneth

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 3, 2012 17:42:20 July 3, 2012 17:42:20

What? Some public affection from Chris Martin for his wife? And there’s video too! At the Coldplay show in Miami, Chris found Gwyneth and...actually kissed her. Look at her reaction. She seems surprised too. Like...really rather moved. I mean, she doesn’t know what to do with herself. Full Story

Two former candidates

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 3, 2012 17:36:20 July 3, 2012 17:36:20
Wenn, Splash

Sofia Vergara is currently on holiday with her on-again boyfriend Nick Loeb.  Jessica Alba was in Paris yesterday for fashion week. Both were allegedly former candidates for the position that eventually ended up going to Katie Holmes.  Sofia’s name has come up often in recent days. Full Story

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Don’t let them down

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 3, 2012 16:43:06 July 3, 2012 16:43:06

Two of the Church of Scientology’s major figureheads have taken a public relations beating recently. John Travolta, as we know, has been an on and off disappointment to Xenu for a long time. The Thetan spirit however must be quite shaken over Tom Cruise’s current troubles.  His wife has gone rogue, and his association with the Church is widely considered to be his greatest flaw. Full Story

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Baby’s first Euro

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 3, 2012 15:57:30 July 3, 2012 15:57:30

This is Chris Hemsworth with his wife and his mother-in-law holding on to baby India in Madrid yesterday where the Spanish football team arrived following their Euro Cup victory over Italy. It must have been bananas in other parts of the city. Hemsworth should begin production on Thor 2 soon. Full Story

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Tom Cruise’s 50th Birthday

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 3, 2012 15:25:38 July 3, 2012 15:25:38

And his now-estranged wife, Katie Holmes, dropped a divorce on his ass. You know I love a good conspiracy theory but the consensus really is the truth this time - he was not expecting it, it was not planned, there was no contract that terminated; 100% he was surprised, and, yes, hurt too. Tom Cruise has always been much more successful than John Travolta at. Full Story

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July 3, 2012 - Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 3, 2012 15:13:22 July 3, 2012 15:13:22

For poor Leila and Paula - so sorry to hear about the pups. Re: your request for some Marcus - how about a video? Marcus and Barney went to the beach last week with their daycare group. As you can see, oh no, it’s not annoying, not at all, to take two beagles to the beach with you. Gregg - who is filming the adventure - has a lot more patience than I normally do in this situation. Full Story

Monday, July 2, 2012

Dear Gossips,

It’s Canada Day long weekend. But Tom Cruise will not let us rest. This is the story that will dominate for weeks. Johnny Depp should send him a thank you card. And if John Travolta wants to a feel up a masseuse, now would be a good time. But if this is the end of a planned contract, it’s not an exactly a clean out, you know? Xenu doesn’t like it when it gets messy. We’re just 4 days into this sh-t and already it’s super, super messy; the GMD is on his ass, Katie Holmes is being sold as pure courage, and, well, what does his ex-wife have to do with it? More, more, more on the way. And chills, chills, chills too.

Beyonce gave us some amazing Photo Assumption at the BET Awards last night. This is what happens when Kanye makes sit beside it at award shows. That’s coming up later too. And, yes, of course Iker y La Furia Roja.

Yours in gossip,