Smutty Tingles

March 9, 2011 11:58:32 Posted at March 9, 2011 11:58:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jared Followill – from Ashley Greene to Miley Cyrus: upgrade or downgrade? It’s a classic sh-t vs diarrhoea debate! (Dlisted

Anyone who WANTS to be his goddess deserves to be his goddess (The Superficial)

The Warlock has no cash money??? (Popeater)

Sofia Vergara. Isn’t that enough? (Hollywood Tuna)

Gwen & Gavin 14 years? Has it been that long? Why is life so fast? (Pop Sugar)

Um, are we SURE we want this girl representing Women’s Health? (Just Jared)

Haven’t even read this bullsh-t yet but the visual of the Brange kids giving their parents the beatdown is kinda hilarious (Cele|bitchy)

Who should Gaga collaborate with next? (Buzznet)

This is legal now but that doesn’t mean it’s right (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

What Duana says redeemed yesterday’s Glee (Towleroad)

Two Katnisses

March 9, 2011 11:12:37 Posted at March 9, 2011 11:12:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Well this is interesting. Today in Paris at Miu Miu, Jennifer Lawrence and Hailee Steinfeld, both vying for the role of Katniss in The Hunger Games, turned up for the show. I’m sorry…I know we’re fighting on this, but Hailee still isn’t my Katniss Everdeen. I’ve been trying. Full Story

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Front Row Emma & Alex

March 9, 2011 10:28:12 Posted at March 9, 2011 10:28:12
Lainey Posted by Lainey

In Paris today at Louis Vuitton. You know I love Emma Stone so much. And it’s great now that she’s becoming some kind of fashion girl. And the next step I suppose is for a fashion house or a cosmetics company to sign her. That’s exactly what her agents are trying to line up. Trust. I can’t say however that I love this look. Full Story

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Sex Education

March 9, 2011 09:28:58 Posted at March 9, 2011 09:28:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Written by Duana You guys, you guys. I knew before going in that this episode was about teen sexuality. And this is a hot-button issue for me: I can get on my high horse with no problem about sex education and how much more is required and what we expect teens to get by on. Full Story

Mel B, Fitness Week, and more workouts

March 9, 2011 08:54:44 Posted at March 9, 2011 08:54:44
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Mel B is promoting her own workout dvd. She was in London yesterday on a morning chat show selling the video and then at the launch of International Fitness Week March 14 – 21 at Old Spitalfields Market. Not really feeling her makeup right now. Is it the lips? Anyway, I think this is what she does now. Full Story

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Photo Assumption the kid with the side-eye

March 9, 2011 08:02:47 Posted at March 9, 2011 08:02:47
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This photo cracks me up. Many of you email consistently asking for more Jon Stewart. He’s on your Five Lists. Totally down with that. Stewart’s not papped very often though. Much as you love him, Jon doesn’t sell. And unless he does something wicked and crazy – not likely – he’s not going to land on the cover of a tabloid magazine. Full Story

Salma Hayek, housewife

March 9, 2011 07:33:42 Posted at March 9, 2011 07:33:42
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Have you read the recent New York Times piece on Salma Hayek? I ate up every word. They interview her in Paris at a photo shoot. Then they go to Café de Flore. And she goes on about how she’s a housewife now. A proper Parisian housewife, married to the man who owns Balenciaga and McQueen and Stella McCartney etc etc etc, who cooks dinner every night. Full Story

You need some songs

March 9, 2011 07:22:15 Posted at March 9, 2011 07:22:15
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jennifer Hudson was in Paris last week for a day. Then it was on to Washington, arriving yesterday. Looks really good. Really, really good. But you know that already. We ALL know that. She went on Weight Watchers and she trained with Harley Pasternak and that made her super popular again, you know being thin and everything, so now she’s promoting a new album … And it better have some good songs… Because Duana and I just talked about this while she was making her oatmeal and both of us trying not to gag at Gwyneth Paltrow’s Glee playing in the background. Full Story

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Longer-haired Ben Affleck?

March 9, 2011 07:00:06 Posted at March 9, 2011 07:00:06
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Is his hair longer? It looks it to me. Here’s Ben Affleck on Capitol Hill yesterday talking about Congo. He looks good. The first photo I’m attaching – that smile, or smirk, it reminds me of his role in Shakespeare in Love. You know he plays Ned, and when they finally get the play going, when the narrator with the speech impediment finally gets his words out, and it all goes smoothly, and at the end the audience pauses before erupting into applause, there’s a shot of a cocky Ben like a know-it-all backstage, and that expression sums up to me that era for him. Full Story

March 9, 2011 – Smutty Shout-Outs

March 9, 2011 06:38:28 Posted at March 9, 2011 06:38:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Happy Birthday Hayley from Liz who asked me to gift you with some shots of Ryan Gosling and his arms showing? Enjoy! Dani! Happy 27th Birthday! Sorry to hear it’s been a little, um, weird at work lately. You’re right. A good cure for that is the Old School. Steve McQueen and Paul Newman are attached for your sanity. Full Story