Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 31, 2011 18:22:00 October 31, 2011 18:22:00

Sasha’s dealing with girl sh-t and performance issues in LifeStyle.

When other people’s parents embarrass you on Halloween (Dlisted)

And…why aren’t more of you watching scripted television??? (The Superficial)

Not that I don’t think Taylor Swift would send nudes of herself to Jake Gyllenhaal but this really doesn’t look like her (Celebedge)

Cameron Diaz’s stripper costume is actually kinda demure (Pop Sugar)

Elisha Cuthbert as Marilyn Monroe (Hollywood Tuna)

Brange: date night in Budapest (Just Jared)

Hilary Swank blames other people…BUT HAS SHE GIVEN BACK THE MONEY??? (Cele|bitchy)

The Jolie and the kids go ice-skating (Socialite Life)

Paz didn’t actually know it was Halloween (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Madonna doesn’t want the king to give up his empire (I'm Not Obsessed)

A cluster. Of Women

Duana Posted by Duana at October 31, 2011 17:37:37 October 31, 2011 17:37:37

Vampire Diaries Season 3 Episode 7 recapOh, Vampire Diaries.   Did you all watch this thing? Did you? Okay, so, when the portal is opened and all our old vampire ghost friends return, we have a thorough smorgasboard comprising everyone from Grandma Whitley (I know, but don’t you still think of her that way too?) to Anna’s mother. Full Story

Fat’s ok on a baby

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 31, 2011 15:59:47 October 31, 2011 15:59:47
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Flynet, Bauer-Griffin

Victoria Beckham took Harper Seven to her big brother Brooklyn’s football game the other day. As you can see, H7, like her other brother Romeo, seems to have inherited her mother’s mouth. It’s a very distinctive Posh mouth. Also, H7 is all rolls. Look at her big cheeks! And that chunk all over her legs! SO cute. Full Story

Walking Dead episode 3: Cannibals get cannibalized

Sarah Posted by Sarah at October 31, 2011 15:52:09 October 31, 2011 15:52:09

The Walking Dead Season 2 Episode 3 recap We open with a super creepy, out of context shot of Stupid Shane shaving his head. Cut to Shane and Otis The Fat Cannibal attempting to outrun the zombies at the high school as Rick narrates a story about the time Stupid Shane stole a car. We’re supposed to understand that Shane has had close scrapes before and gotten away with it. Full Story

Best of Hollywood Halloween

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 31, 2011 14:56:09 October 31, 2011 14:56:09
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RFC /Bauer Griffin

I’m not good at Halloween. I really, really want to be. But I just, I mean I don’t have the flair for a smart costume. Last year Duana went as Taylor Momsen. It was the best. And Sasha went as the Bay. Equally hilarious. A few years ago, Jacek was Will Ferrell as Robert Goulet which only means something to you if you’ve watched The Best of Will Ferrell SNL too many times. Full Story

Justin Timberlake can’t lead

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 31, 2011 14:30:25 October 31, 2011 14:30:25
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WENN

Justin Timberlake simply doesn’t sell at the movies the way he sells records. IN TIME was not certified platinum. IN TIME, with Pipsqueak firmly in the lead, was nowhere near gold either. Or silver. So he still has yet to prove that he can carry a movie. As you know though, that ego, it doesn’t take well to rejection and failure. Full Story

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Charlie Sheen wins in the end

Sarah Posted by Sarah at October 31, 2011 14:21:06 October 31, 2011 14:21:06
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WENN

Remember how you all yelled at me when I said I was enjoying Charlie Sheen’s TORNADO OF AWESOME earlier this year? At the time I noted that his behavior, as bizarre as it was, was ultimately about a contract dispute and I believed that he could rein it in when needed. Full Story

The Italian Queen and her Father George

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 31, 2011 13:51:30 October 31, 2011 13:51:30
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WENN

Is she still the Italian Queen? Well, after what she just did to him, she’s earned back the crown... temporarily. George Clooney is currently campaigning for multiple Oscar nominations. He replaced Elisabetta Canalis with Stacy Keibler. Keibler has been strategically integrated, now part of the award season game plan. Full Story

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Friday, October 28, 2011

Dear Gossips,

Here’s my confession: Jacek and I are leaving tonight on our 10th wedding anniversary holiday. We’ve been planning it for a year. So...I may be a little distracted. Can’t wait to get there and...in a super geek way, I can’t wait to start my reading list.  Read Full Intro

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 28, 2011 18:51:02 October 28, 2011 18:51:02

Ok I just realised I haven’t actually started packing. I’ve just been thinking about packing and taking things out but not putting them IN anywhere. So I’m out for the day. Be back on Monday as usual. In the meantime, please visit my friends below for your Friday afternoon gossip needs.

Sasha’s finding Pippa’s favourite bags and taking care of her eyebrows in LifeStyle.

Madonna’s daughter is a better actor than her mother (Dlisted)

I F-CKING LOVE this Johnny Depp interview so much. And, oh look!, Justin Bieber is involved. (Pop Sugar)

But where does she get the money to keep paying photographers and publicists? (The Superficial)

Glee is good for these 3 short minutes a week (Towleroad)

Kylie’s large fishnets - you like? (Hollywood Tuna)

Jared Leto’s music sets its only record (Just Jared)

Totally don’t believe that Kate Hudson is their Yoko Ono (Cele|bitchy)

It officially could be a Queen (Pink Is The New Blog)

Top 31 excuses for celebrities to dress skanky (Celebslam)

I like it when Kristen Stewart admits to googling herself to see what she looks like in her red carpet clothes (Celebuzz)

Justin Bieber’s balls dropped

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 28, 2011 18:35:22 October 28, 2011 18:35:22

What?That’s what his manager Scooter Braun told Billboard about the new Christmas album Under The Mistletoe which, it’s weird because I’m hitting the beach this weekend but all I’ve been listening to are his holiday jams. Let me come back to this in a minute. We need to finish up on Bieber’s balls. Said Braun: “Vocally, (Justin’s) balls have dropped. Full Story