Holidays with billionaires

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 25, 2012 16:20:42 June 25, 2012 16:20:42
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Kate Hudson, Matt Bellamy, and baby Bing are on holiday on the French Riviera. Famous people are often friends with mega rich people. It’s a mutual use relationship. The rich provide their facilities to the famous for the privilege of hanging out with them. Strange, isn’t it? You’d think that wealth would be enough. Full Story

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An introduction to The Newsroom

Duana Posted by Duana at June 25, 2012 15:52:56 June 25, 2012 15:52:56

The Newsroom Season 1 Episode 1 recap Are you sick of reading about The Newsroom?  Or did you watch, and now you're invigorated and all the reviews don't matter anymore? I read them all, of course, and I thought I'd be enraged. And I was - of course I was.  It's only stupid blonde girls who make mistakes like asking questions and getting called “sorority girl” for their trouble. Full Story

Mila Kunis disappoints

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 25, 2012 14:36:18 June 25, 2012 14:36:18
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I LOVE Mila Kunis a lot. I will watch her in almost anything. Even Friends With Benefits. Which is why I’m so gutted that this is happening. That whatever it is with Ashton Kutcher is more than just shamef-cking. Unless shamef-cking now includes getting dressed up for a romantic Italian dinner. Full Story

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Mother Porny pushes a buggy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 25, 2012 13:29:17 June 25, 2012 13:29:17

This t-shirt started out as a crew neck. And here’s Porny living up to her Porny name. Because Jessica Simpson turns everything, even a walk around the block with her baby, into sexual suggestion. Can she help it if she has big ass tits? Perhaps not. But what about the lasciviousness of that open mouth on top of those big ass tits? Whether or not she was intending to, what she ends up saying here is that she’ll suck on it while you’re rubbing it between her breasts. Full Story

Let’s just get this over with

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 25, 2012 13:22:41 June 25, 2012 13:22:41

I want to believe this was what Beyonce was thinking the other night in Birmingham, England watching the throne. That out of obligation she allowed Kanye West’s girlfriend to be in her presence. That she agreed to eat it for a photo op so as to kill the speculation and that immediately afterwards she went back to freezing her out. Full Story

June 25, 2012 - Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 25, 2012 13:04:13 June 25, 2012 13:04:13

Buying wine will rescue dogs. Click here for more information and click here to learn about the organisation. Bonnie B! Congratulations on the Enbridge Ride To Conquer Cancer with the Banff Cancer Crushers - how did it go??? EB admires your commitment and requested for you some Alexander Skarsgard. Full Story

Lock this down

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 22, 2012 20:50:58 June 22, 2012 20:50:58
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Michelle Williams is aglow. Have you ever seen her so... lit up? I don’t love the white shoe combination with this dress but whatever... It’s more than just a pair of heels. As cheesy as it is, it’s what comes out from inside. And inside... Michelle is in LOVE. With Jason Segel. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 22, 2012 20:19:23 June 22, 2012 20:19:23

Hayley’s home gym and Sasha finds Tilda’s skirt in LifeStyle

Chris Brown and Drake make Eva Longoria’s ex-husband even richer (Dlisted)

Demi Moore and that boring wolf are not f-cking (The Superficial)

But does James Franco approve??? (Just Jared)

Surprisingly, this is not Kate Beckinsale (Hollywood Tuna)

Kristen Stewart and her boyfriend go to a show (Pop Sugar)

Anne Hathaway’s marrying a dude who isn’t into short hair (Cele|bitchy)

Cute dots dress! (Moe Jackson)

OMG. Supermodel throw-down...over hair gel and ballers! (Kickette)

Drake’s bravado (IDLYITW)

JLo’s wearing a denim peacock on her chest...? (Go Fug Yourself)
 

The Taylor-Johnsons

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 22, 2012 18:22:12 June 22, 2012 18:22:12
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Wenn, Bauer, Fame/Flynet

Sam Taylor-Wood and Aaron Johnson, my obsession, are married! Publicists have confirmed it. She wore McQueen, he wore Tom Ford. She’s 45. He's 22. And they have two daughters. And they will live happily ever after! Sam and Aaron will now both be known as “Taylor-Johnson”. Full Story

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On The Newsroom

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 22, 2012 16:51:03 June 22, 2012 16:51:03
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As I mentioned yesterday, Aaron Sorkin’s new show The Newsroom, premiering on HBO Canada and HBO on Sunday at 10pm, is being ripped apart by critics. It’s not that they don’t have a point: Sorkin is sentimental, smug, preachy, wordy, and it can be infuriating the way he writes women. Full Story