The Hacker vs Pippy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 15, 2011 08:53:00 September 15, 2011 08:53:00

Am uncomfortable about this story. Because while I’m so down with gossip, and my first position is rarely on the side of celebrity, this phone hacking business... should I feel gross about it? And if so, what’s the approach? Not write about it all? But the sh-t is so good! Tell me what to do. Full Story

Scarlett & Blake: a nudie comparison

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 15, 2011 07:49:13 September 15, 2011 07:49:13

Well, not really since I can’t post their nudie pics but, um, I remember them quite well, is that sad? Sasha and I have been talking about this all morning. Please. We both stared at Blake’s forever. She has a SICK body. Anyway, if you’re industrious enough, and you don’t even have to be that industrious, you should be able to find both sets, Scarlett Johansson and Blake Lively, no problem. Full Story

September 15, 2011 - Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 15, 2011 07:17:23 September 15, 2011 07:17:23

To Jennifer who is missing Celia - what a lovely tribute to your mother. I’m so sorry for your loss but I do know that she did the best she could when she was here. And that’s what she’s left you with. Thinking of you and sending a hug. Full Story

Wednesday, September 14, 2011

Dear Gossips,

Last night before going to work for etalk to cover the InStyle party carpet, I hit up the VitaminWater rooftop for the Butter pre-gala cocktail. Rode the elevator up with Jennifer Garner. More on this later. It was getting close to 8pm.  Read Full Intro

Another week with all her friends

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 14, 2011 13:51:00 September 14, 2011 13:51:00

Earlier this week, Gwyneth Paltrow hooked up with Lenny Kravitz backstage after his show in London to launch his new album Black & White America. Of course they’re friends. Why wouldn’t they be? It’s Gwyneth. Last night Gwyneth attended Stella McCartney’s big birthday party along with Kate Hudson, Kate Moss, Paul McCartney, and other super connected famous people. Full Story

Baby bumps & Bodyguards

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 14, 2011 12:01:04 September 14, 2011 12:01:04

It occurred to me that you could, in theory, bitch on Olivia Wilde’s ass for making everyone look like sh-t last night at the Butter premiere. But then again, Jennifer Garner has her own personal bodyguard. So there’s no reason she can’t find a better dress. Is a pink sparkly ballet bridesmaid cotton candy tinkerbell REALLY the best choice for a pregnant lady? Really??? It’s infantile and gross. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 14, 2011 11:04:43 September 14, 2011 11:04:43

Kirstie Alley’s skinny face is such a great bitchface (Dlisted)

This girl’s mom did not raise her to get pregnant. Only to work among predators and opportunists (The Superficial)

I didn’t hate the Breaking Dawn trailer at all. But I am shuddering over what that wedding dress will look like (Cele|bitchy)

King Russell’s back and more True Blood teasers (ONTD)

Do you think she uses tape to avoid the tit flash? Because that never works for me (Hollywood Tuna)

Kate Hudson’s legs look AMAZING at Stella’s birthday party (Pop Sugar)

LeAnn Rimes, runway whore. And how sad is Fashion Week that she’s considered the major celebrity attendee? (Just Jared)

If you don’t like her son, Cher says you should f-ck off (WonderWall)

I know you’ve been looking, so if you really want to see Scarjo .... (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Thoughts on how Penn Badgley looks in the Jeff Buckley movie? (Pink Is The New Blog)