Kate & Alex: it’s done

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 27, 2011 08:44:55 July 27, 2011 08:44:55

On his part, anyway. For her... well... she doesn’t let go easily. Here’s another thing all gossips agree on, and what we discussed one night during dinner: this bitch is crazy. So Us Weekly is reporting that after two years, Kate Bosworth and Alexander Skarsgard are done. Full Story

Un-Hear! Un-Hear!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 27, 2011 07:51:39 July 27, 2011 07:51:39

Remember when Halle Berry won her Oscar and then made a piece of sh-t called Catwoman? Well, Main Street isn’t Catwoman, not quite, but, um, as Laura wrote to me yesterday, “I think that Colin Firth made a big, big mistake.” This trailer... it’s horrifying. More specifically, the accents, they are HORRIFYING. Full Story

Three Weeks & a Friend’s Couch

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 27, 2011 07:32:00 July 27, 2011 07:32:00

Two separate riddles here... 1. It was instant attraction when they started rehearsals, despite the fact that he’s supposed to be happily married. On set flirtation, some touching in the trailer, soon became after work “prep time”, and heavy petting in the car, and before long it was a full blown affair. Full Story

Two halves of handsome

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 27, 2011 07:22:32 July 27, 2011 07:22:32

The same day that George Clooney’s The Ides of March was confirmed for the Toronto International Film Festival, they also released the first poster. Thoughts? I’m all over it. Totally into it. Is it a copy of something? I’m sure you know-it-alls will tell me. But even if it is, I think it’s wonderful anyway. Full Story

SJP through Asia

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 27, 2011 07:09:58 July 27, 2011 07:09:58

Sarah Jessica Parker is currently travelling through Asia for Artistry on Ice. So at first I thought Artistry on Ice, like, it couldn’t be figure skating, right? What could SJP possibly be doing on a figure skating tour? Probably jewellery, has to be jewellery. No. Turns out it really is figure skating:“ARTISTRY on ICE, China’s own world class figure skating brand, created by SECA Ltd. Full Story

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July 27, 2011 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 27, 2011 06:49:32 July 27, 2011 06:49:32

Heidi! You’re heading to New York! Farewell and good luck with so much love from your best friend Helena who will miss you but is thrilled for you too. Please. It’s an excuse to go to NYC. And a couch to sleep on! Seppi and Suki will miss hanging with Ramon! For Sally from Ellen who requested for you some Jon Hamm, vintage Matt Dillon (circa 1980s), and Scott Speedman. Full Story

Tuesday, July 26, 2011

Dear Gossips,

Last year at Comic-Con two nerds got into a fight over a seat and one stabbed the other in the eye, um, with a pen. Violence is WRONG and it should not be funny and yes, you are reprimanding me for finding it funny. But... isn’t it? A little? We didn’t think anything could top that.  Read Full Intro

Orly’s face on a baby

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 26, 2011 16:18:06 July 26, 2011 16:18:06

I was flipping through photo thumbnails on the database and as I passed these, seeing the baby very quickly, I thought to myself, that really is Orlando Bloom’s face on an infant’s body! The infant, of course, is his son Flynn, with his wife Miranda Kerr, arriving in Sydney, apparently for the first time since Flynn was born. Full Story

On Ron, Charlie, SoA

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 26, 2011 13:59:00 July 26, 2011 13:59:00

Like I said re: Game of Thrones, there’s less than a page of Sons of Anarchy panel photos from Comic-Con. And maybe 2 full body shots of Charlie Hunnam. As opposed of course to Twilight which takes up at least 30 pages between all its castmembers including, like, Ashley Greene and Nikki Reed. Nikki Reed has more solo shots available than the entire SoA panel. Full Story

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Who will Justin blame this time?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 26, 2011 12:36:48 July 26, 2011 12:36:48

Friends With Benefits was a big hit at the box office this weekend... Not! Look, it wasn’t a disaster but it was barely better if not worse than a Jennifer Aniston romantic comedy and, at just over $18 million, it did NOT out-earn its doppelganger No Strings Attached which opened at $19. Full Story

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Endearing Andrew Garfield

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 26, 2011 11:17:11 July 26, 2011 11:17:11

By now you’ve all heard about Andrew Garfield at Comic-Con right? At the Spider-Man panel, he dressed up in a store bought Spidey suit and took to the mic with a rather geeky little speech about how much Spidey means to him. He was breathless and nervous, there was no polish or practice, but at the same time it wasn’t awkward either. Full Story

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