Who has the Responsibility?

Duana Posted by Duana at February 28, 2012 19:58:22 February 28, 2012 19:58:22
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So this came out of Whitney Cummings'  Twitter while she was livetweeting during the Oscars the other night. "If Christian Bale murdered me I would have an orgasm right before I died." So, let's go with a couple of assumptions here. That the "murder" inference was 80% American Psycho and 20% general joking about his rage rep. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 28, 2012 19:18:51 February 28, 2012 19:18:51

Just like Beyonce, Jessica Simpson is wearing heels right to the end of her pregnancy (The Superficial

The B.I.C. is Goop approved (Dlisted)

Katy Perry as Elizabeth Taylor is better than anything Linsday Lohan can do (Celeb|itchy)

God, this baby has such a cute round face (Hollywood Tuna)

Michelle and Matilda post Oscars (Pop Sugar)

Salma Hayek leaves in black (Just Jared)

Vanessa Hudgens at Elton John (Popoholic)

Rihanna in a black net (Celebuzz)

Pretend Face on the cover of Cosmo (Amy Grindhouse)

Hate what Zoe Saldana wore to Vanity Fair (Go Fug Yourself)

Wisdom of the Woman

Duana Posted by Duana at February 28, 2012 17:48:17 February 28, 2012 17:48:17
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Images by Mario Sorrenti exclusively for Vanity Fair

You're looking at the pictures going “more Julia”?  But it's not my fault that my wistfulness made her decide to come out of hiding and explain to young actresses why they have a cross to bear.  Look at the Vanity Fair cover.  She still makes you catch your breath, right?  Maybe it's the hair. Full Story

Uma Thurman is pregnant

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 28, 2012 17:08:36 February 28, 2012 17:08:36

Uma Thurman confirmed to PEOPLE yesterday that she’s expecting a child with boyfriend Arpad Busson, nickname Arki. Busson has two children with Elle Macpherson. Uma has two too with Ethan Hawke. Who is Busson?He’s MEGA rich. He’s worth almost half a billion dollars. Full Story

The Walking Dead episode 10: Knives and other pointy objects

Sarah Posted by Sarah at February 28, 2012 16:57:29 February 28, 2012 16:57:29
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The Walking Dead Season 2 Episode 10 recapThe cure for Oscar hangover? A new episode of The Walking Dead.Oh look, zombies! I feel like we haven’t seen zombies in forever. Stupid AMC brass and their whole “hey, let’s do a zombie show with fewer zombies, to save money, even though the ad rates on said zombie show are the highest on our network”. Full Story

Much better, thank you

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 28, 2012 16:20:42 February 28, 2012 16:20:42
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Angelina Jolie followed up the Right Leg situation at the Oscars on Sunday night with a family outing that included Brad Pitt’s mother. The twins were trotted out for the occasion. Oh, and the paps were around. Funny that. Coincidence or conspiracy?As you’d expect, I took a lot of sh-t for sh-t disturbing yesterday in my Jolie Right Leg analysis article. Full Story

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February 28, 2012 - Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 28, 2012 15:49:43 February 28, 2012 15:49:43

Martina wishes Stacey B. an awesome belated birthday and all the best in Madagascar. Alida & Nadia! Sounds like your livechat was better than Jennifer Aniston’s box office. I was too disturbed by Shame to remember the special effect. Is there something wrong with me? To Leslie & Barbara from Sarah who says you stepped in for her on a work trip this weekend, Oscar Weekend! Thank you for coming through and looking forward to a gossipy lunch when you get home from Port Hardy. Full Story

Monday, February 27, 2012

Dear Gossips,

Will there come a day when appearing on the Jimmy Kimmel post-Oscar celebrity video becomes more important than attending the actual Oscars? If and when that day comes, will the Jimmy Kimmel post-Oscar celebrity video, like the actual Oscars, end up a giant letdown? Or a debatable one? Why am I making my head hurt with so much meta when I’ve been up all night?As per annual tradition, today’s column is all Oscar.  Read Full Intro

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 27, 2012 23:33:29 February 27, 2012 23:33:29

Thank you for today! This concludes our Oscars wrap-up. Duana and I are really, really loving your messages and tweets. Keep sending! But first, we need to crash for a while. It’s been 14, 000 words today. Back tomorrow, same time!
 
So... there’s someone who hated the Oscars more than you (Dlisted)
 
Maybe Katy Perry just needs to not have a steady right now. For a while, actually. (The Superficial)
 
Demi won’t let Cameron come over to play (Celebedge)
 
I don’t like Sofia Vergara’s makeup here. And it makes her look kinda tight ponytailish, non? (Hollywood Tuna)
 
Jean Dujardin’s inspiration with his girlfriend post-Oscars (Pop Sugar)
 
I don’t love Rashida Jones’s dress. Doesn’t flatter her. (Just Jared)
 
I see Gerard Butler is choosing very good ways to spend his time after rehab (Cele|bitchy)
 
Peeta rides a motorcycle (Socialite Life)

Paz... topless... photos... again...again...again... (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)
 
Nicole Richie covers Flare Magazine in a lot of metallic (I'm Not Obsessed)

Most Oscar Try: Angelina Jolie

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 27, 2012 23:24:06 February 27, 2012 23:24:06
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I’m in LA with an entire crew of people working in entertainment news. You could say we are professional celebrity watchers. And none of us can remember seeing Angelina Jolie the way she was last night, especially not the Angelina Jolie Full Story

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