October 18, 2011 - Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 18, 2011 14:22:51 October 18, 2011 14:22:51

Congratulations to Heather VV and Christine in Chicago who are getting married on Saturday in Provincetown, Massachusetts. Big ups to Provincetown, Massachusetts for, as Christine says, “letting us gays actually get married there”. You’ve been reading my dirty smut for a long, long time. SO thrilled for you. Full Story

Monday, October 17, 2011

Dear Gossips,

Just a few quick housekeeping matters: starting today new articles will be posted to the LifeStyle section without appearing on the homepage. Like Kate Beckinsale’s dress. Which I’m obsessed with. Only she forgot to tug before going onstage. And, also, Sasha’s advice and style features. Several new items will be added throughout the day, every day. Click here to access LifeStyle.

The Walking Dead premiered last night. Did you watch? Thank you for your emails and requests for recaps. The recap is ready and will also be posted today and, going forward, every Monday.

I’m also working on The Night Circus review since it’s now been a month that the book’s been available. That should be ready by the end of the week. Hurry up and finish!

Finally... a new riddle later too. Please check back often. It’s a heavy column today.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Beyonce wears maternity pants

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 17, 2011 20:59:47 October 17, 2011 20:59:47
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Tom Meinelt-Jason Winslow

I only know this because 5 minutes after these photos published, the PR for J Brand blasted everyone with the email about how Beyonce wore their “Mama J by J Brand 3401 Maternity Leggings” in New York today. Are we done questioning whether or not she’s actually pregnant? Do you know how much she loves that we’ve been discussing whether or not she’s actually pregnant? She probably talked about it with Gwyneth the other day when she visited the set of Thank You For Sharing. Full Story

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JLo & Coop: the second date

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 17, 2011 20:01:15 October 17, 2011 20:01:15
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Getty Images

Bradley Cooper’s been shooting a movie in Philadelphia. He flew back to LA this weekend and took Jennifer Lopez out for dinner. They were photographed on their way out - he was behind the wheel, she covered her face in the passenger seat. What? JLo?Maybe she didn’t want to hear it later on from her ex-husband. Full Story

Fantasy SNL

Sarah Posted by Sarah at October 17, 2011 19:57:01 October 17, 2011 19:57:01
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WENN

Over the weekend Lainey and I got into a conversation about fantasy hosts for SNL. People who might actually make it bearable. I said my fantasy host would be Louis CK, but he’s my fantasy host for everything. And honestly, I can’t see him doing a show like SNL because I’m not sure he could concede enough authority to the writers. Full Story

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It’s not just Rooney Mara ...

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 17, 2011 18:59:47 October 17, 2011 18:59:47

In the November issue of Vogue.It’s Rooney Mara AND her creator David Fincher. Yes. I said creator. Read the article and see if you don’t feel the same way afterwards. One of the BEST Vogue celebrity profiles in a LONG, LONG time. So much better than the generic and safe Sarah Jessica Parker/Jennifer Garner/Jessica Biel pieces we get all the f-cking time in fashion magazines that don’t offer anything insightful, provocative, or, more appropriately, because it is a FASHION magazine after all, stylish. Full Story

Who’s the most alone?

Duana Posted by Duana at October 17, 2011 18:54:48 October 17, 2011 18:54:48

Vampire Diaries Season 3 Episode 5 recapThank you as always, always, for the emails you send loving, hating, sharing your opinions.   One that comes up a lot is a request for a more comprehensive analysis –  and this seemed like a good place to start, even though my ‘thesis’ was laid out pretty plainly in dialogue for me. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 17, 2011 18:15:48 October 17, 2011 18:15:48

Sasha’s trying to head off someone who might be heading towards a married man and more in LifeStyle which has now been updated with two new posts. Click here to read.

Thanks to Beyonce, “Homage-ing” is what they’ll start calling it in school when you don’t cite a source and claim it as your own idea (Dlisted)

So...who do you believe? TMZ or Lindsay LOHAN. Right? (The Superficial)

Why can’t she call her out for being a drunken mess? Why fixate on the body? (Celebedge)

Ummmmm....ok? (Hollywood Tuna)

Ryan Gosling lets her drive, and kisses her at the light. I love this. (Pop Sugar)

They Made to Measure around his thighs (Just Jared)

Bitch, please don’t ever make me think about that man and moisturiser ever again. (Cele|bitchy)

Holy sh-t Chris Hemsworth is really, really tall (Socialite Life)

I guess this is normal for a Vegas carpet (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

I often wonder if Ashton Kutcher is a cautionary tale for Ben Affleck (I'm Not Obsessed)

Justin didn’t fix the shoe problem

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 17, 2011 17:15:23 October 17, 2011 17:15:23
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Kevin Winter/Eric Charbonneau/Getty

Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux attended the American CInematheque even in honour of Robert Downey Jr on Friday in Beverly Hills. I like him in a black on black suit. It’s too bad he couldn’t help her with her shoe problem. Look at her shoes. Bash your head against your desk. WHY does this keep happening? In other Jennifer Aniston news, Jacek and I stayed in on Friday night after getting home from a 10 day trip to Toronto and Montreal. Full Story

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Gwyneth & Chris: sweaters, lotteries, and love rats

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 17, 2011 16:02:32 October 17, 2011 16:02:32
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Splash

Coldplay’s new album Mylo Xyloto will be released a week today. The band is doing heavy promotion. That means interviews. Normally Chris Martin does not talk about his wife during interviews. Normally questions about Gwyneth Paltrow are banned in advance. Amazingly then, Chris acknowledges his wife in TWO separate new interviews, and manages to say nice things about her without scowling and running away. Full Story

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Action Homewrecker

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 17, 2011 15:45:23 October 17, 2011 15:45:23

A marriage is over. A one year old baby will now grow up in a broken home. Because the dickhead of a father couldn’t resist the action star. He’s a crew member on her show, no one famous. She is the star of the show. And a major bitch. Was hated before she decided to f-ck up a family. Is even more hated now. Full Story