Blue Ivy came out naturally

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 10, 2012 14:59:13 January 10, 2012 14:59:13
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This is what her parents are saying. Beyonce and Jay-Z released their official Birth of the Throne announcement yesterday as follows: "We are happy to announce the arrival of our beautiful daughter, Blue Ivy Carter, born on Saturday, January 7, 2012. Full Story

January 10, 2012 - Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 10, 2012 14:46:21 January 10, 2012 14:46:21

Min Yee! Happy Birthday with love from your 4 sisters who requested for you some Howard Jones...OH MY GOD, now I have to thank you and your sisters for giving me an excuse to play it. Storm’s son Hudson was diagnosed with autism last year. As you can imagine, it’s been a challenging process. But trying to meet Hudson’s needs gave his parents an greater understanding of the common obstacles shared by families going through similar situations. Full Story

Monday, January 9, 2012

Dear Gossips,

You should know already what this intro will be about. I mean...The Throne, she crowned. And not even the Brange going out on Saturday night in Palm Springs could push her out of the way. But first...Can I get a little boasty? Because, well, The Heir was born at Lenox Hill Hospital.  Read Full Intro

Matt Bomer is beautiful

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 9, 2012 21:30:09 January 9, 2012 21:30:09
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I don’t watch White Collar. I don’t really have plans to. I see Matt Bomer photos here and there and people are always like, holy sh-t he’s so gorgeous but, I dunno, in two dimension, his pretty, it was never all that powerful to me. Um, so, that changes in person.Bomer was at the TCA on Friday. I came out of the elevator to go down the hall towards our press room and there it was, walking towards me, one of the craziest faces I have ever seen. Full Story

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Emma’s voice in your head?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 9, 2012 19:51:36 January 9, 2012 19:51:36
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The paps are trying to tell me that this is her new boyfriend having broken up with Johnny Simmons. I dunno. I mean she’s studying at Oxford, she’s meeting new people, I’m not sure a guy she goes shopping with, who spends the night and doesn’t change his red pants, qualifies as a bonafide boyfriend. Let the girl be 21. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 9, 2012 19:27:09 January 9, 2012 19:27:09

Hayley’s decided how exactly she’s busting my ass this week and Sasha’s back with her advice on a fresh start relationship and whether or not a girl should wait around for a guy in LifeStyle

This is exactly what Jessica Simpson looks like in person. Only in person she waddles in front of you. (Dlisted)

So far in 2012, I have not seen LeAnn Rimes clothed (The Superficial)

Bieber’s trashtalking now (Celebedge)

Maria Menounos’s dress flatters in the right places (Hollywood Tuna)

Natalie Portman’s cute chubby little baby (Pop Sugar)

Rihanna celebrated the birth of our new Lord and Saviour at the Laker game (Just Jared)

What Michael Fassbender wants in a woman (Cele|bitchy)

Joshua Jackson speaks honestly about the end of Fringe (Socialite Life)

High class escorts spend their whole lives on the beach (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Lea Michele, or Not Eponine, in a blue dress (I'm Not Obsessed)

Blue Ivy’s first track

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 9, 2012 19:16:44 January 9, 2012 19:16:44
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Even her father is calling her the B.I.C.Jay-Z’s posted it on his site. A song called Glory featuring B.I.C. That must be her wailing on the track. Is that what they did to that hospital? Turn it into a recording studio while NICU babies were waiting for their parents?  Hear the lyric about Paris. Full Story

Meangirl in the hall

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 9, 2012 18:13:09 January 9, 2012 18:13:09
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Remember when my friend Lara and I were cut down by Anna Wintour’s eyes at the MET Gala a few years ago? Click here for a refresher. It was the best. I mean, you know that woman is a Master Bitch. And to have experienced it first hand... these are the small joys of the job. Full Story

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Gary Oldman loves Jessica Chastain

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 9, 2012 17:06:35 January 9, 2012 17:06:35
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As Brad Pitt said, admiringly, of Jessica Chastain:“Seven pictures in 2011 and five in 2012. Usually an actor has to work in the porn industry to have that kind of success.”Jessica Chastain is pretty much why Jessica Biel has to marry Justin Timberlake. There’s really nothing else for Biel to do. Unless she wants to sign on to a Paranormal Activity movie or something. Full Story

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Brange is all business

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 9, 2012 16:52:55 January 9, 2012 16:52:55
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There was some Pitt Porn posing on Saturday night in Palm Springs but mostly, for both of them, it was Work Time. Both of them were selling, and separately. About half an hour before arrivals, a publicist representing Angelina’s film In The Land Of Blood and Honey came down the press line to confirm that Jolie would indeed be taking questions on the line, and that she preferred that they be about the movie. Full Story

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The Chairman goes Inside The Actors Studio

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 9, 2012 15:54:24 January 9, 2012 15:54:24
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George Clooney is in New York today to tape his appearance on Inside The Actors Studio and to attend the NBR gala tomorrow night. Stacy Keibler has accompanied him on the trip. We’ll come back to this. But after all this time, Lipton has finally landed George Clooney. A very big get. And why now? You know the answer. Full Story

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