Wednesday, April 6, 2011

Dear Gossips,

Tina Fey’s Bossypants came with me for my annual, um, lady check at the doctor’s yesterday. Seemed fitting since one of her first anecdotes is a hilarious account of the first time she had the same experience. Do you ever get somewhere early on purpose just to read? I always have to wait at my doctor’s.  Read Full Intro

Helen & Russell

April 6, 2011 13:58:22 Posted at April 6, 2011 13:58:22
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Whatever it is between them, this adorable thing, this affection, this crush, whatever it is I love it. Here are Helen Mirren and Russell Brand at the premiere of Arthur last night and, certainly, while this little best friendship or whatever is probably being exploited a little but to sell the movie, I've no doubt it's rooted in something authentic. Full Story

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This is not a problem

April 6, 2011 13:21:35 Posted at April 6, 2011 13:21:35
Lainey Posted by Lainey

LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian flew back to LA from Houston yesterday after she sang the national anthem at the NCAA championship game. No problem here, right? Especially not with her legs? Totally fine! That's what she's insisting on her Twitter: dear lord! I do not workout too much nor do I starve myself. Full Story

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Beyond reproach?

April 6, 2011 12:36:14 Posted at April 6, 2011 12:36:14
Lainey Posted by Lainey

We live in a world of sh-ttalking sh-ttalkers. And if you don’t know what I’m talking about, I’m actually not sure why you’re reading this on my sh-ttalking blog. Almost anyone can find almost anything to sh-ttalk about any given person, especially celebrities. I have my favourites, you have your favourites, and between us, no one is sh-ttalk free with few exceptions. Full Story

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Does Shelfy like your hat?

April 6, 2011 11:49:00 Posted at April 6, 2011 11:49:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Gerard Butler is shooting a romantic comedy called Playing the Field in Shreveport, Louisiana. What an original title. Here he is on set this week. Jessica Biel is one of his co-stars and love interests…on and off screen? Last week they were supposedly flirting Full Story

Smutty Tingles

April 6, 2011 11:06:05 Posted at April 6, 2011 11:06:05
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Well, he just set the new standard for role-begging (Dlisted)

Charlie Sheen Inc, coming soon (The Superficial)

What is with all this cookbook-ing?!?! (Popeater)

Look at those wax hands on Kelly Ripa. They’re like Robert Pattinson’s freaky tea-pouring ones (Hollywood Tuna

Us Weekly counters Reese Witherspoon’s wedding with a Chicken Fried cover! (Pop Sugar)

Granny Freeze shoots a war scene (Just Jared)

I LOVE this Gwen Stefani photo SO much (Cele|bitchy)

A lot of famous people toast the Olsen Twins (Celebuzz)

I keep seeing these people all over the place. The Saturdays really want me to care about them (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Julianne Moore can be Hilary AND Palin (Towleroad)

Exes in Italy

April 6, 2011 09:30:09 Posted at April 6, 2011 09:30:09
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Bradley Cooper was in Rome yesterday promoting Limitless. I’m sorry there’s only so few photos, the agency is being dicky about which ones they’re making available without extra fees on top of the regular fees. Anyway… You know who was also in Italy today? His ex-girlfriend Renee Zellweger. Full Story

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Google Doesn’t Understand Which “Killing” I mean

April 6, 2011 09:04:55 Posted at April 6, 2011 09:04:55
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Written by Duana I do not like it when people name their daughter Rosie. I’m sorry, it’s true. I don’t think it sounds cute or Rennaissance-y, to me it sounds like a fat, grumpy fishwife. I know a lot of you love it, and I apologize. Full Story

Katie & The Kennedys

April 6, 2011 08:47:00 Posted at April 6, 2011 08:47:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

If you’re in Canada, The Kennedys will air on Sunday on History Television. Click here for programming information. In the US, you got a head start this past weekend on Reelz. And the debut episode drew a record-breaking audience for the network. Full Story

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Half caffeinated Fried Chicken

April 6, 2011 08:09:32 Posted at April 6, 2011 08:09:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Britney Spears’s new video for Till The World Ends just dropped. Check it out here if you’ve yet to see it: Like most of the album, it’s a good but generic dance track with a running beat – gets you hype for a night out, or on the treadmill, but will you remember it next year? Will you always be able to, no matter where you are, no matter what time, throw down the chorus even if you can’t remember the last time you heard it? I say no. Full Story

Mimi slums it

April 6, 2011 07:41:20 Posted at April 6, 2011 07:41:20
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Oh butterfly, what is this crime? Mimi has been carrying around those twins on a very expensive couch for months, suffering and exhausted, and her reward, her sh-tty reward for all that effort is a pregnancy cover on Life & Style? Like, they were the only buyers? So many hit records, so many #1s, and the best Mariah Carey can do is …this??? It makes me so sad. Full Story