May 11, 2011 Smutty Shout-Outs

May 11, 2011 06:58:01 Posted at May 11, 2011 06:58:01
Lainey Posted by Lainey

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Tuesday, May 10, 2011

Dear Gossips,

Am currently en route to Cannes for the film festival. This open was written in advance, prior to my late flight on Monday. If there are no delays, I will land in France by noon ET on Tuesday. Will try to get to hotel as soon as possible to resume blogging without (much) interruption.  Read Full Intro

PDA throwdown

May 10, 2011 13:29:35 Posted at May 10, 2011 13:29:35
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I LOVE these pictures. SO much. First of all because it’s not every day you get pictures of my Summer 2010 obsession Sara Carbonero and Iker Casillas. But also because of all the drama that’s happening between these four – there’s girlsh-t and there’s a cockfight, and it all results in a PDA throwdown at a tennis match, while cameras are rolling. Full Story

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Purple & Hairspray

May 10, 2011 12:30:54 Posted at May 10, 2011 12:30:54
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Is this some kind of trend? Cheryl Cole introduced herself to America the other day in a pair of ill-fitting purple pants with her hair tricked out for Country Music. Pure Dolly Parton styles. Click here for a refresher. Last night in New York at the Robin Hood Foundation Benefit, Sarah Jessica Parker was also in purple. Full Story

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Keira is eating?

May 10, 2011 11:44:58 Posted at May 10, 2011 11:44:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Keira Knightley is in New York promoting Last Night. She visited The Daily Show with Jon Stewart and they apparently talked about the Royal Wedding. I have Stewart PVRd on the regular. Now I can’t wait to go home and watch. You know it’s bad when you even want to hear about the Royal Wedding from other people talking about it. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

May 10, 2011 11:13:59 Posted at May 10, 2011 11:13:59
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The paps are f-cking with Robo’s belly? Not to sound like a harpy but we can’t be sniffing around at babies and complaining about unrealistic body image, can we? (The Superficial)

Prince is not an enabler (Dlisted)

Rich ladies aren’t as greedy as one-legged golddiggers (Popeater

Why wasn’t SHE at the Met Gala? She would have brought it at the Met Gala (Hollywood Tuna)

Rachel McAdams has met the daughter! (Pop Sugar)

Shoe makers should just ban Jessica Simpson from wearing their sh-t. She whores down every pair (Just Jared)

I feel like Megan Fox has way more Armani ads than Victoria Beckham ever did (Popoholic)

Country Bitch wears A LOT of makeup to go to hockey games. Is it extra for the playoffs? (Celebuzz)

Little kids kissing in slow motion being analysed by your kids in slow motion (Evil Beet Gossip)

Lauren Graham never changes. It’s so reassuring to me (Go Fug Yourself)

Riggs gets a photoshoot

May 10, 2011 09:46:18 Posted at May 10, 2011 09:46:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Photos:
Hilary Frommer/ Splash

It is about f-cking time. What a treat today! New photos of Taylor Kitsch. And hot!This is Taylor at photo shoot in the California desert. Not sure for what publication, but I imagine, given his higher profile these days, with two big budget projects awaiting release (Battleship and John Carter of Mars) and having just booked a leading role in Oliver Stone’s Savages with a high profile cast including Aaron Johnson, Salma Hayek, John Travolta, and Uma Thurman, and oh yeah Blake Lively, Taylor will be appearing in many more magazine spreads ahead. Full Story

Arriving in Cannes

May 10, 2011 09:36:00 Posted at May 10, 2011 09:36:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

So… A quick travel update: I’m at Heathrow. My flight was delayed over an hour in Vancouver which means I missed my connection to Nice, and now I have to wait 5 hours to get on the next one. Here’s a question if you work for an airline, and I’m not being facetious: Why do you board people on the plane only to hold them there while you fix the mechanical problem? I’m down with spending as much time as you need fixing the mechanical problem, but in this case, the captain said they knew about the mechanical problem when the aircraft arrived in Vancouver earlier that day. Full Story

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LaLa’s Godfather?

May 10, 2011 09:04:31 Posted at May 10, 2011 09:04:31
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The Beckhams were invited to the Wedding of the Century. Naturally, the British tabloids have been quick to hop on their acquaintanceship-relationship, eager to manufacture some kind of bullsh-t headline that might move a few extra thousand copies or generate a few extra page views. As a traffic whore myself, I’m down with generating page views, but putting a story out there about the Future King of England being the godfather to the Beckhams incoming girl-child seems a bit of a stretch, non? According to a source for The Mirror Full Story

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Rachel McAdams: ELLE & Cannes

May 10, 2011 08:49:53 Posted at May 10, 2011 08:49:53
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Rachel McAdams is expected be on the carpet at the Palais in Cannes tomorrow night to open the film festival with Midnight in Paris. Timed for the occasion is her new cover for ELLE, adorable and fresh in leather pants on the front, and sexy, sultry, and maybe a little suggestively horny on the inside page. Full Story

Thor brings the hammer down

May 10, 2011 08:30:58 Posted at May 10, 2011 08:30:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Written by Sarah This is my third draft of this review. I’m having a hard time pinning down my opinion on Thor. So instead of a fifteen-hundred word coherent review, here are my incoherent notes from when I saw the movie over the weekend, including punctuation and doodles, where applicable. Full Story