Smutty Tingles

February 23, 2011 11:34:29 Posted at February 23, 2011 11:34:29
Lainey Posted by Lainey

When the Queen says Sit DOWN (Dlisted)

Oh goodie! That means she can sign on for another season, right? (The Superficial)

Major bitchfight brewing between Oprah and Rosie (Popeater)

Fashion Weeks everywhere are really hurting on the celebrity turnouts (Hollywood Tuna)

Jennifer Aniston wears glasses to dinner to go with her great legs (Pop Sugar)

Kelly O for Madge – the first photos (Just Jared)

George Clooney won’t be president because he f-cked and drugged too much (Cele|bitchy)

Kellan Lutz with his dogs because … oh I’m too bored to come up with a famewhorey reason (Celebuzz)

Jesus Christ Lilo, put on a f-cking bra! (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Madonna’s Lola speaks…like she’s too lazy to speak (Pink Is The New Blog)

Michelle Jackie O

February 23, 2011 10:52:44 Posted at February 23, 2011 10:52:44
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Michelle Pfeiffer was photographed in New York today on the set of New Year's Eve. As you can see, she's in costume as an older woman. And, to me at least, looks like Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis in the later part of her life. Yes? I like that she hasn't touched her lips. It's that lip thing again, see? If you leave them alone, it's less obvious if you've f-cked around with anything else. Full Story

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Porny's wedding mission

February 23, 2011 09:30:00 Posted at February 23, 2011 09:30:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Why does Porny hate the gym? Well, I can't say I love the gym. The gym isn't the funnest place ever. For Porny though, the gym sucks extra hard because, essentially, this is a lazy person with a lazy mind. If she had it her way, she'd sit on the couch and fart all day. Porny probably also isn't into the gym because it appears that her golddigger isn't going with her. Full Story

Who is Rihanna actually f-cking?

February 23, 2011 08:49:39 Posted at February 23, 2011 08:49:39
Lainey Posted by Lainey

According to UK gossips and their sh-tty track record, RiRi wants to get with Colin Farrell. Click here if you missed that story yesterday. According to Us Weekly though, she’s actually been messing around with Ryan Phillippe even though they reported last week that she had rejected him at a party when he tried to step to her. Full Story

Pippy to present; Shelfy + Spittle?

February 23, 2011 08:20:08 Posted at February 23, 2011 08:20:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Remember when Pippy went to the Oscars with NSync to sing Music of My Heart? They should replay that clip while introducing him this year. Can you imagine how he’d react? He would f-cking lose it. (I couldn’t find the video online. But I did find another one. The beginning will make you really happy. Full Story

Why can’t you be this Cam?

February 23, 2011 07:51:25 Posted at February 23, 2011 07:51:25
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The Bad Teacher trailer is out, have you seen it? I f-cking love it. There’s Justin Timberlake and still I f-cking love it. Why? Because it’s nothing to do, really, with Justin Timberlake. It’s everything to do with Cameron Diaz. And she’s funny. She’s crazy. She’s crass and rude and horrible and good. Full Story

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Tuesday, February 22, 2011

Dear Gossips,

Welcome back to those of you who had a long weekend. I posted yesterday – please scroll down to get caught up. Am in LA for Oscar Week! Covering the red carpet for etalk on Sunday during our live Oscar pre-show and covering the party scene leading up to the awards.  Read Full Intro

He comes with drama

February 22, 2011 14:24:21 Posted at February 22, 2011 14:24:21
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Alex Pettyfer isn’t even really famous and already… Story after story – wanky behavior, temper tantrums, love complications, and now… is Alex Pettyfer That Ex-Boyfriend? Dude is all about the drama. So we know that he walks with a big dick, thinks he’s the next Brad Pitt. Full Story

The Black Swan & Sofia Coppola

February 22, 2011 13:07:52 Posted at February 22, 2011 13:07:52
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It was announced a couple of months ago that Natalie Portman is the new face of Miss Dior Cherie. Her topless kitten ad is below. Now the commercial, directed by Sofia Coppola, has been released online. Her face is exquisite. Beautiful lighting. Typical Coppola atmosphere. But what’s it lacking? Something… I can’t put my finger on it. Full Story

Age gaps and f-ck buddies

February 22, 2011 12:38:00 Posted at February 22, 2011 12:38:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Written by Sasha Hi Sasha! So here's the deal: Last November I met up with a guy through lavalife for the sole purpose of hooking up. We met up for a drink and I had an instant attraction for him, not just because he's hot but his personality and sense of humour are killer. Full Story

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