Ewan but no Fassy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 6, 2012 16:43:50 January 6, 2012 16:43:50
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Ewan McGregor and Michael Fassbender are both in Haywire. Also Channing Tatum, if that’s your thing. And Michael Douglas. And Antonia Banderas. Directed by Steven Soderbergh. I know, right? What is happening here??? Last night was the LA premiere. Everyone showed up...but Fassy. And you know what? I’m ok with that. Full Story

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This should be JLo’s inspiration

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 6, 2012 16:34:27 January 6, 2012 16:34:27

Here are Sam Taylor-Wood and Aaron Johnson enjoying the winter sun on a walk in Primrose Hill today. Photo Assumption says they’re hopelessly in love, totally into it, and happily expecting the birth of their second child, her fourth. And he’s still just 21. And I am still obsessed! Also I can’t wait to see him as Vronsky in Joe Wright’s adaptation of Anna Karenina opposite Keira Knightley and Jude Law. Full Story

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Sienna Miller is pregnant

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 6, 2012 15:56:36 January 6, 2012 15:56:36

I don’t usually get excited about celebrity pregnancies. Or any pregnancies. Unless of course it’s growing inside Angelina Jolie. But for some reason, I am really, really excited about Sienna Miller. Sienna Miller and Tom Sturridge are expecting. Like, Sienna Miller is about to become a mother. SIENNA MILLER!!!Us Weekly Full Story

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The Oscars & Transformers

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 6, 2012 15:34:53 January 6, 2012 15:34:53

The Academy has released a trailer in advance of this year’s awards. Billy Crystal must be found. Celebrity cameos happen in service of his finding. And Megan Fox and Josh Duhamel get the most airtime...If you knew nothing about the Oscars, and you watched this preview, wouldn’t you assume that this event had something to do with people like Megan Fox and Josh Duhamel who previously co-starred in Transformers? Ohhhh. Full Story

January 6, 2012 - Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 6, 2012 15:15:33 January 6, 2012 15:15:33

Jack Jablonski from Minneapolis is 16. It happened last Friday during a hockey game. He’ll never walk again. See below for a video by his friends and click here for more on Jack and how you can help his family. Clint! Happy Birthday with love from Marisa who requested for you your favourite, Emma Watson, a “nice young ting”. Full Story

Thursday, January 5, 2012

Dear Gossips,

January 4th came and went. No announcement about Beyonce’s Little Rider which is when I initially thought she and Jay would choreograph its arrival, so that all three of them could share their favourite #4 birthdays. Can she hang on to February 4? Given that she’s on lockdown, I wonder if that’s too far off, though I suppose Beyonce could probably deliver her baby and perform a week later at the Grammys, in heels, if she really wanted to.  Read Full Intro

Tina’s back...and smashing cars

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 5, 2012 22:17:08 January 5, 2012 22:17:08
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Tina Fey arrived at Letterman studios in New York to tape an appearance this afternoon presumably to promote the return of 30 Rock next Thursday. As you know, the season is starting late because Tina had a baby in August, her second daughter Penelope. I wonder if we’ll be seeing any magazine covers featuring Tina all like:HOW I GOT MY BODY BACK!!!I hope no. Full Story

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Drew to marry Will

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 5, 2012 20:00:59 January 5, 2012 20:00:59
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I’ve been working on a sentence that properly says what I want to say for over 15 minutes now and it’s still not right but I have to move on:Didn’t you always expect Drew Barrymore to date a dude called “Will”? (OR) Isn’t “Will” the kind of name for a guy you always expected Drew Barrymore to date? What I mean is that I can totally picture her, as she’s listing off all the things she loves about him, to be all like. Full Story

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Smutty Fitness: award season warm-up

Hayley Posted by Hayley at January 5, 2012 19:49:03 January 5, 2012 19:49:03

As mentioned in the first Health & Fitness post earlier today - click here if you missed it - I have let it go. My ass, I mean. And it’s award season which means I have to get my sh-t together. Hayley’s all over it. But she knows I scare easily so she’s starting me off gentle. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 5, 2012 18:52:42 January 5, 2012 18:52:42

Gwyneth Paltrow cleans out your ass! (Dlisted)

The rest of the world needs to catch up to North America: STOP BUYING HOLLYWOOD EBOLA (The Superficial)

This is really, really cute...right? My opinion on children is worth less since I don’t have any. (Amy Grindhouse)

Ashley Tisdale pumps gas in a sweater dress (Hollywood Tuna

Eva Mendes visits Ryan Gosling at work because they can’t stop touching each other (Pop Sugar)

When he’s not cheating on his wife, Josh Duhamel is pretty hot (Just Jared)

Cindy Crawford’s mega fillers (Cele|bitchy)

Daniel Radcliffe’s candour is adorable. Again. As always. (Celebuzz)

We are all in the wrong business. Clearly we should be walking around in plastic heels instead of working real jobs. (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Mila Kunis: GORGEOUS for Dior (Hollywood PQ)

George’s friendly covers

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 5, 2012 18:38:12 January 5, 2012 18:38:12

Earlier this week, George Clooney shared the cover of Vanity Fair with Matt Damon and Daniel Craig - click here for a refresher. Now he’s collaborating with Viola Davis in the new issue of Entertainment Weekly. See now this, this is a campaign strategy that’s so much more palatable than Stacy Keibler/Elisabetta Canalis/Sarah Larson/substitute leggy medium pretty escort. Full Story