Rihanna & Ashton Kutcher

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 22, 2012 15:17:46 March 22, 2012 15:17:46

This is Rihanna on Wednesday night after dinner. On Tuesday night at midnight, according to TMZ, Rihanna pulled up at Ashton Kutcher’s house. They posted a blurry photo of her in her SUV (with her entourage). She stayed until 4am. So, naturally, everything thinks they were f-cking. Why not? Single people f-ck each other all the time. Full Story

Evaluating Porny’s baby shower

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 22, 2012 14:37:57 March 22, 2012 14:37:57

Oh look. PEOPLE Magazine has exclusive photos from Jessica Simpson’s baby shower on Sunday. They’ve released one shot on the website as a promotion for the rest of the images in this week’s issue featuring Adam Levine and Blake Shelton on the cover. Which is why, as I reported Full Story

March 22, 2012 - Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 22, 2012 14:09:29 March 22, 2012 14:09:29

Jane! Happy Birthday with love from Amanda who calls you the most “supportive, helping, and loving” person she’s ever met and requested for you some Mark Wahlberg for whom you’ve been hard for ... 19 years? May the odds be ever in your favour. Have a great time seeing it tonight! Happy Birthday Louise! Here’s are your top 3: Colin Farrell, Matt Damon, Ryan Gosling although I couldn’t totally accommodate what Janelle was asking for - half-dressed in tuxedos - so I’m going with tuxedos instead of shirtless. Full Story

Wednesday, March 21, 2012

Dear Gossips,

As mentioned yesterday, there will be LiveBlog today at 3pm ET/Noon PT heavily focused on The Hunger Games. We may get into other items towards the end but the spotlight for much of it first will be on THG. Click here to read my spoiler-heavy review if you missed it, and please join @Cinesnark and me if you’re interested later.

I was really hoping we’d get some shots of Prince Will running into his Catherine’s arms, having now returned to England after serving in the Falklands for a few weeks. This, obviously, is not the Windsor style. It is however the perfect opportunity in 6-8 weeks for one of the dumbass British rags to declare her pregnant, having conceived during their reunion.

Here’s your Sh-t vs Diarrhoea dilemma for the day: what makes you dumber - working for the UK Sun/Daily Mail/Mirror/whatever or reading fan ficton?  

Yours in gossip,


Papping Reese every day

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 21, 2012 21:00:30 March 21, 2012 21:00:30

She’s already papped enough. But these are the first shots of Reese Witherspoon since Us Weekly broke the news earlier today that she’s expecting with husband Jim Toth. Click here for my full gossip analysis post on her pregnancy from this morning. Be ready now for 7 months of wall to wall Reese baby coverage. Full Story

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Objective or Nostalgia?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 21, 2012 20:04:26 March 21, 2012 20:04:26

Have you seen Madonna’s video for Girl Gone Wild yet? The song is ...OK. It’s a good beat to run to. Steady, steady, steady, steady, beat, beat, beat, beat. A lot less offensive than that Give Me All Your Love. But the video...The video I love it so much. I love those black bands on her arm. And the t-shirt with the sport stripes underneath. Full Story

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Weekly Live Blog - March 21, 2012

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 21, 2012 18:55:47 March 21, 2012 18:55:47

It’s been a while since we’ve done this! And today we’re devoting much of it to any questions you may have about The Hunger Games. Since it’s been such a full gossip day however, we’ll get to some other items too. Here’s what we’re working with: -The Hunger Games (probably 20 -30 mins)-Reese Witherspoon pregnant-Johnny Depp & Ashley Olsen-Do you want to talk about Angelina’s Leg? I still get emails about it-Freestyle-ish: Gwyneth Paltrow/Charlize Theron/Ryan Gosling/maybe a little Sherlock after my comment yesterday about the show having no interesting women? Thanks for joining us; we’re here for an hour! <a href="http://www. Full Story

Buying Katniss

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 21, 2012 18:29:07 March 21, 2012 18:29:07
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Here’s Jennifer Lawrence all over New York the last couple days on a final hard push for The Hunger Games which, as mentioned yesterday, could open as high as $120 million but probably no lower than $80 million which is, obviously, massive. As a result, shares in Lionsgate are exploding, up almost 30% over the last month and almost 90% in 2012 alone. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 21, 2012 17:45:24 March 21, 2012 17:45:24

Sasha’s INTO face wash in LifeStyle

Please. Please let her just rest. Please don’t put her in the same sentence with a Kardashian. (Dlisted)

Miley Cyrus is more important than the physically impaired (The Superficial)

Soooo...what you’re saying is that this is a worth back-up to Britney Spears??? (Pink Is The New Blog)

Are furry boots still a thing? (Hollywood Tuna)

I like the idea of this. A LOT. Are we fighting? (Pop Sugar)

Meryl Streep looks so great in pink (Just Jared)

Oh good. Lindsay Lohan’s parents are f-cking her up. Still. Always. (Cele|bitchy)

What Two And A Half Men pays for (Hollywood PQ)

Paz as photographed by Jennifer Aniston’s boyfriend’s best friend (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Katy Perry backpedals, clearly afraid of the B.I.C. (E! Online)

Minka’s mega downgrade

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 21, 2012 16:51:51 March 21, 2012 16:51:51

People.com is reporting that Minka Kelly and Wilmer Valderrama were all over each other the other night at a club in LA. GROSS.MEGA DOWNGRADE.Minka was seen maybe getting back together with Derek Jeter in January Full Story

Scared Straight

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 21, 2012 16:46:01 March 21, 2012 16:46:01

Both are acclaimed actors. One’s an actor you find super cute. He’s popular and adorable, like dimples and old fashioned dresses. The other’s an actor I find super gross. And dramatic. And full of his own sh-t. He fronts like he’s dark. He’s difficult. The work is often beneath him. The work is often taken away from him because the attitude that it is beneath him is so often intolerable The two had a torrid affair. Full Story