Not Best Not Worst of 2011: Ryan Gosling

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 29, 2011 15:31:24 December 29, 2011 15:31:24

I mean on paper for him it’s been a great year: three movies, several more to come, major acclaim, a new meme every week, the actor onto which every thinking woman can project all her mate ideals. On the contrary, I think I have Ryan Gosling fatigue. Oh but we are hard to please. I want to go back to the time when I didn’t know that Ryan Gosling takes his girls to Disneyland. Full Story

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December 29, 2011 - Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 29, 2011 15:22:12 December 29, 2011 15:22:12

Happy Birthday Brianna! I know it’s been a rough year and because of that, you’re not looking forward to the next one. I get that. So does Michael Fassbender. Look, he’s feeling sad for you too. But not for long. Indulge your mood for the next few days. But promise me, starting Sunday night, you’ll be ready for a new outlook. Full Story

Wednesday, December 28, 2011

Dear Gossips,

Gwyneth Paltrow’s Vogue cover in 2008 was the magazine’s worst selling in many years. It was a headline people were very, very quick to celebrate. That’s how it is with Gwyneth though. We love to make big news of her shortcomings and totally ignore the good headlines.  Read Full Intro

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 28, 2011 14:27:10 December 28, 2011 14:27:10

I still don’t think this was a drug. Naive? (The Superficial)

Jennifer Aniston had extensions (Dlisted)

Not all couples spend the holidays together...right? (gulp) (Amy Grindhouse)

Fake sh-t burns too (Hollywood Tuna)

Gwyneth’s bikini made the best moments of the year (Pop Sugar)

Well, well, well. Look who’s back. (Just Jared)

Mrs Caleb Followill in a bikini (Popoholic)

Even children of millionaires sell lemonade (Celebuzz)

Let’s pit celebrity kids against each other (Celebedge)

OMG. I don’t actually remember CMM looking like this. Giant HA! (Go Fug Yourself)

Three months to go?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 28, 2011 13:51:29 December 28, 2011 13:51:29

Jessica Simpson has said she’s having a spring baby. Beyonce’s supposedly due like right now. This is why, though I’ve never given birth, I believe it when they say that every pregnancy is different. And that’s also why I don’t understand why some women still persist with the “well, when I was pregnant, this and this happened so that must mean that this and this happens to EVERYONE”. Full Story

Checking in with the 90s

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 28, 2011 13:25:24 December 28, 2011 13:25:24

For the 7 or 8 of you who care...I was obsessed with the supermodels of the late 80s and 90s. Yes, I know I sound like a grandma when I say that what we have now is nothing compared to Christy, Linda, Tatjana (my favourite), Cindy, Naomi, etc. George Michael’s girls indeed. But also Gianni Versace. Versace’s runways were the best. Full Story

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Kristen Wiig’s f-ck-me Louboutins

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 28, 2011 13:12:27 December 28, 2011 13:12:27

Page Six reported the other day that Kristen Wiig and her new young lover Fab Moretti were all over each other again on a flight to LA from NYC last week. Two things excited me about this story: first that they’re still hooking up and second that she was “wearing massive f-ck-me Louboutins” at the time. Full Story

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Best of 2011: Coach wins... and forgets

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 28, 2011 12:49:12 December 28, 2011 12:49:12
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I considered calling it “Best & Worst” but I’m not sure “worst” is the right word. And besides, to see Connie Britton’s face when Kyle Chandler forgot to thank you - it was the kind of eyeroll reserved for a family member, the kind of eyeroll Tami Taylor gave Eric. A lot. Like, OF COURSE he’d forget me. Full Story

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Happy New Year, Hugh Jackman

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 28, 2011 12:38:30 December 28, 2011 12:38:30
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It’s the final week of Hugh Jackman’s hugely successful run on Broadway. Did you go? Only 4 performances left, not including today. And, as anyone who has seen it will tell you, soooooo worth it, which is why he’s been breaking house records and charming crowds and critics. Here’s Hugh with his family on Christmas Day in New York before that evening’s show. Full Story

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Tuesday, December 27, 2011

Dear Gossips,

Many thanks to the major players for their Christmas kindness - no eloping, no divorcing, no adopting, no getting caught cheating, no super scandal to interrupt the long holiday weekend giving the gossip business an extended break. Is Matthew McConaughey considered a Major Player anymore? Was he ever? Not being facetious. Just really curious about how you’d rank him. In some conversations, “Major Player” includes a Kardashian. I’d like to believe that that sh-t peaked in 2011.

It’ll be a light week of posting until everyone resumes a normal schedule right after the New Year. For those of you who keep asking about Blake and Ryan though, and there are a lot of you, yes, I do have exclusive details about their multi-destination Christmas. More on that later.

Wouldn’t it have been great to have been in Ireland, at the entrance to St Stephen’s Park in Dublin, to see Bono and Glen Hansard busking for charity on Christmas Eve?

Yours in gossip,


Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 27, 2011 18:55:54 December 27, 2011 18:55:54

At first I thought this was Scarlett Johansson which… is a terrible thing to say about Scarlett Johansson (Dlisted)

This is a really ugly almost-bikini (The Superficial)
This Little One is smarter than all of us (Towleroad)

What are you really saying when you tweet your own bikini pic? (Hollywood Tuna)

Elle Macpherson will probably still look like this when she’s 80 (Pop Sugar)
Looking rough, Spittle. Looking rough. (Just Jared)
Oh look, who else does Daniel Craig hate? (Cele|bitchy)

I guess this means Taylor Lautner’s getting a new girlfriend (Socialite Life)

How I imagine Paz de la Huerta spent Christmas - CAUTION: Super raunchy and NSFW (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)
What geeks got for Christmas: The Hobbit production diary (I'm Not Obsessed)