All natural Shelfy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 11, 2011 18:53:41 October 11, 2011 18:53:41
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Flynet, Neill J. Schutzer/Splash

Jessica Biel arrived at LAX the other day in a toque and a bare face. I mean, if it isn’t a bare face, it’s as close as it gets. She’s beautiful. Maybe even a little smug right now. After all, Justin came to get her back. After all the cheating. And in the mind of a clinger, this qualifies as a win. We are about 2 weeks away from the release of Pippy’s new movie In Time with Amanda Seyfried, co-starring his rumoured one-time hook-up Olivia Wilde. Full Story

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Friends after sex

Sasha Posted by Sasha at October 11, 2011 18:17:58 October 11, 2011 18:17:58

I met a guy in grad school two years ago. Long story short, we became neighbourhood drinking buddies who talked about work and bounce off research ideas/frustrations to each other. At that time, we were also in long distance relationships and would bitch to each other how much they sucked. There was some initial attraction but eventually, as we talked shop more and the friendship grew, it faded. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 11, 2011 17:50:28 October 11, 2011 17:50:28

Alexander Skarsgard has sex when he’s bored (The Superficial)

Hahahahahahahahahahaahhahahahahahahahahahahaahah! (Dlisted)

Kelly Clarkson on considering getting a breast enhancement (InMusic)

Hilary Duff wrote another book. I really do worry for our children. (Hollywood Tuna)

At this rate, I really hope Porny is pregnant. Because otherwise… it’s getting mean (Pop Sugar)

How can Penelope Cruz stand working with Emile Hirsch? (Just Jared)

Selena Gomez really does have great legs. Is it pervy or not to be looking? (Popoholic)

How long before Stacy Keibler gets papped in a bikini to throw down with the fallen Italian Queen? (Celebuzz)

Kanye West occupies Wall Street…? In couture? (Pink Is The New Blog)

I really love this outfit. Every inch of it. (Go Fug Yourself)

Jen & Justin matching hats

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 11, 2011 16:30:50 October 11, 2011 16:30:50
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My friend Lorella has a major hang-up about people going out dressed similarly. Obviously you don't head out with your friend both in strapless red dresses, I get it, but sometimes she goes overboard with the sartorial twinsy anxiety. Like, as I've already mentioned, when it comes to Converse. In her mind, we need to get all panicky and weird even if we're both wearing Converse. Full Story

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Listen To Gwyneth

Sasha Posted by Sasha at October 11, 2011 16:15:03 October 11, 2011 16:15:03

Dear Sasha, I met a guy who travels in the same circles as me, and we clicked immediately. We had wonderful conversations, great chemistry, and everything happened very fast but very organically.  BUT.  I knew he had just gotten out of an 8 year relationship (we're in our late 20s), so I told him I didn't expect a relationship right away and I tried to keep things at a moderate pace. Full Story

Gwyneth & Mark

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 11, 2011 15:26:59 October 11, 2011 15:26:59
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Splash

See now they’re only shooting a scene here on the New York set of Thanks For Sharing but, like, I totally buy that Gwyneth Paltrow would be into Mark Ruffalo and vice versa. The way she’s touching her mouth while they’re talking. The way they can’t stop smiling. The way she’s giving him a nice ass shot, “stretching” mid-conversation. Full Story

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Johnny be cool

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 11, 2011 14:52:52 October 11, 2011 14:52:52
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Roshan Perera/Splash

Johnny Depp went out for dinner the other night in LA. When he was leaving he was rushed by autograph seekers and photographers. At one point he fell down. There’s video. Now some people are calling him a drunk mess. Really? As a blogger, believe me, I understand the need to bitch and snark. As a low-life gossip piece of sh-t, I do enjoy engaging in a good tear-down of x/y/z celebrity. Full Story

Ashton is almost forgiven

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 11, 2011 14:18:06 October 11, 2011 14:18:06
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Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher were spotted at a Kabbalah camping retreat this weekend. Click here to see the photos. This, supposedly, is part of the healing process as they try to save their marriage after, as you know, Ashton’s cheating ass was caught all over San Diego on their 6th anniversary weekend, calling into question all the other times he was alleged to have cheated, including last year, and denied it. Full Story

Monday, October 10, 2011

Dear Gossips,

Hugh Jackman’s Real Steel won the box office this week. Initial projections came in around $22-25 million and, as of this writing on Sunday night, the total take for its North American debut ended up at $27 million and change with more overseas.  Read Full Intro

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 10, 2011 19:02:58 October 10, 2011 19:02:58

I’m out a little early to enjoy the rest of Thanksgiving. Back tomorrow! In the meantime, please hit up my online friends.
 
Sandy’s son is OVER YOU (Dlisted)
 
Madonna going the wrong way. Hilarious. (The Superficial)
 
Cheating actually brings you closer (Amy Grindhouse)
 
Anna Kournikova looks good. Fine. But I’m not sure that makes her a good trainer (Hollywood Tuna)
 
George Clooney hugs Stacy Keibler to Mexico (Pop Sugar)
 
Bradley Cooper’s head is buzzed (Just Jared)
 
They keep trying to make Taylor Lautner into some kind of kid Bond. Have they forgotten than Bond has…a personality? (Cele|bitchy)
 
Jakey supports a beautiful Michelle Williams (Socialite Life)
 
I keep hoping one day Tom Cruise’s hand might graze Katie Holmes’s ass during an affectionate photo op. Never happens. (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)
 
Leonardo DiCaprio uses 2 models to play back Blake. Not working. (I'm Not Obsessed)

Fassy & Brando?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 10, 2011 18:55:27 October 10, 2011 18:55:27
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Ivan Nikolov /WENN, Johns PKI /Splash

He’s already been called the next Daniel Day Lewis. Now some people are saying that Shame, starring Michael Fassbender as a sex addict, is like Bernardo Bertolucci’s Last Tango in Paris starring Marlon Brando. I was 14 when I first saw that film. It f-cked me up for a good month about sex and relationships. Full Story