Smutty Tingles

February 16, 2011 11:48:39 Posted at February 16, 2011 11:48:39
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Just got home from the studio in Vancouver. Saw a car with the following licence plate: OPRAH. It was a Corolla. I mean…really? I gunned it onto the bridge to pull alongside and get a good look at the driver. As you’d expect.

A truce. Until he starts f-cking Camilla Belle…or some other useless variation on Rachel Bilson (Dlisted)

First Honour…now Dignity? (The Superficial)

Owen Wilson loves being a dad. But does he get Hall Passes when he comes to Vancouver? (Popeater)

Check out how Fergie’s face has changed. Or not? (Evil Beet)

John Mayer Depp at LAX (Pop Sugar)

I’d like a coat like Sandra Bullock’s for the gym (Just Jared)

There’s no A List at New York Fashion Week, is there? (Cele|bitchy)

The kind of fontrum posing you’d expect from Taylor Swift at the beach (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Gaga was actually incubating a new “race”. The sh-t that comes out of her mouth sometimes… (Towleroad)

Do you think Mark Salling has a good body? (Celebuzz)

Sit DOWN Ryan Phillippe

February 16, 2011 10:47:58 Posted at February 16, 2011 10:47:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey

See? It’s a Sit DOWN kind of day. Once in a while I’ll get an email from an angry reader all like – why do you have to be such a BITCH to Ryan Phillippe? Get over it! He and Reese broke up. She moved on, why can’t you? He’s hot and he’s not the asshole you say he is. Full Story

Justin Timberlake: Boogers > Glee

February 16, 2011 10:02:40 Posted at February 16, 2011 10:02:40
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Entertainment Weekly reported yesterday that Justin Timberlake is singing again…sort of. He voices a booger on The Cleveland Show, something he was quite enthusiastic about when approached. That, apparently, is the closest we’re going to come to new material from the Pip. Full Story

Sit DOWN Rachel Bilson

February 16, 2011 09:17:03 Posted at February 16, 2011 09:17:03
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s shaping up to be a Sit DOWN kind of day. This item just appeared on Apparently Rachel Bilson is launching a new home line? Like place settings and teapots. Remember when Rachel Bilson tried to design clothes and ended up plagiarising someone else? Click here Full Story

Apocalypse Glee

February 16, 2011 08:47:00 Posted at February 16, 2011 08:47:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Written by Duana Okay, so there’s a what-you-missed-on Glee which is basically just last week, plus some Sue. I get my eyes all ready to roll… Will feels great until Emma runs in because she found that Sue is going to commit suicide. Full Story

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Michael takes Rachel home

February 16, 2011 08:15:13 Posted at February 16, 2011 08:15:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Exclusive I wrote about Rachel McAdams and Michael Sheen the other day when they were spotted at Dublin airport – click here for a refresher. They were there because Michael Sheen received the James Joyce Award from the Literary and Historical Society of University College Dublin. Full Story

The Annual Red Carpet Contest!

February 16, 2011 07:43:00 Posted at February 16, 2011 07:43:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

You ready? The Oscars are 11 days away. And there’s a lot at stake. In addition to major bragging rights. It’s an annual tradition here at around Oscar time – you make your picks, you submit your ballot, and if you’re the first to correctly predict the most winners, you win! Instructions are below. Full Story

Sit DOWN Selena Gomez

February 16, 2011 07:17:35 Posted at February 16, 2011 07:17:35
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Selena Gomez presented at the Grammy Awards the other night with Donnie Wahlberg. During their intro, like a big brother, Donnie looked over at Selena teasingly when he said Justin Bieber’s name. Because she’s a 5 year old and doesn’t know about not reacting, she pulled a teen move and huffed at the suggestion – like, AS IF she’s only there because she’s been holding hands with Justin Bieber. Full Story

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February 16, 2011 – Smutty Shout-Outs

February 16, 2011 07:03:56 Posted at February 16, 2011 07:03:56
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Lisa! Happy Belated 29th Birthday with love from Lori who says “please forgive!” She also says you’re both coming to the Smut Soiree this year? I can’t wait to meet you. Also, you have great arms. Congratulations on the wedding and on the house, and have a great time on the wine tour next week. Full Story

Tuesday, February 15, 2011

Dear Gossips,

Surprise. We have another child star with a f-cked up parents situation that’s about to blow. The way Billy Ray Cyrus predicts it, they’ll turn him into Michael Lohan and his soon to be ex wife Tish into Dina Lohan and it’ll all play out in public, with him leading the charge.  Read Full Intro

FASHION: Amanda Seyfried

February 15, 2011 15:01:00 Posted at February 15, 2011 15:01:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Here’s an exclusive first look at Amanda Seyfried on the cover of FASHION Magazine. I really like the styling here, even though I don’t love the dress. For me. For her, it’s amazing. And the way they kept the accessories simple – this girl is young and fresh, she doesn’t need to be adorned. Full Story