Sponsored Tingles: Reveal The Dirt - Week 4

May 4, 2011 07:36:23 Posted at May 4, 2011 07:36:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey

On to the final week in our Reveal the Dirt Contest. We’ve of course been working with the Bioré® skin care experts to test your Smut Skills and give you a chance to win some amazing Bioré® skin care products. Each week we’ve featured a new Bioré® product and a throwback from the Gossip Anthology for you to uncover to qualify for a weekly prize draw. Full Story

Bar, Leo...Blake?

May 4, 2011 07:32:02 Posted at May 4, 2011 07:32:02
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Bar Rafaeli attended the Met Gala alone. Her boyfriend Leonardo DiCaprio was also in town. This is not unusual. Leo tends to avoid events with so much heat if he doesn’t have to go. But according to Page Six they didn’t even hook up for the afterparty. Full Story

May 4, 2011 – Smutty Shout-Outs

May 4, 2011 06:58:48 Posted at May 4, 2011 06:58:48
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Canadian journalist Dorothy Parvaz is missing in Syria, hasn’t been heard from since Friday. Her family, fiancé, friends are so worried. Please click here to learn how you can help find her. Love to those of you affected by the devastating tornadoes in Alabama. Full Story

Tuesday, May 3, 2011

Dear Gossips,

Nothing like some Dress Porn from the Met Gala to help with that Royal Wedding withdrawal. It’s an annual tradition here at LaineyGossip – were cover this event like we cover the Oscars: extensively. Which means today will be a LONG column.  Read Full Intro

No socks at the Sev

May 3, 2011 13:15:41 Posted at May 3, 2011 13:15:41
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Ryan Gosling hit up a 7-11 in LA today, bleary-eyed in glasses, without any socks. I like him in glasses so much. Who’s she? That, to me, looks like his sister. I bet you, if you were to walk by him in that moment, you would have been able to enjoy his sleep smell. This usually disgusts me. You know, when you pass someone on the street, or in a store, wherever, and you get a waft of their sleep smell. Full Story

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Charlie is – surprise – not sweet

May 3, 2011 13:00:09 Posted at May 3, 2011 13:00:09
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Written by Duana I accidentally caught the end of this episode last night before reviewing it this morning and seriously considered just doing a review based only on conjecture and the five minutes I saw. But I know you lack Twitter-style invective in your life so I’m here to provide. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

May 3, 2011 12:46:00 Posted at May 3, 2011 12:46:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sorry to keep repeating this but remember, today’s blog spills out over two pages because there are almost 30 posts re: the Met Gala. Please scroll down and click VIEW MORE ARTICLES to get to them all.

Reese Witherspoon looks really, really good in London tonight (The Superficial)

Lindsay LOHAN gives back without a bra (Dlisted)

Oh... so it turns out Fergie DID actually go to the Royal Wedding (Popeater)

Sateen on a freak supermodel... still no (Hollywood Tuna)

Jake Gyllenhaal has no hair. And Jesus, put away those pants. (Pop Sugar)

Kate Winslet is the new Jolie (Just Jared)

Kat Dennings. In white. And super super tight. And titty. (Popoholic)

Thor is getting really, really good reviews. I just don’t know if I can get past the dancing. (Celebuzz)

Woah. Look at Lourdes’s face. She’s GORGEOUS. (Pink Is The New Blog)

Stella didn’t exactly save herself anything good either (Go Fug Yourself)

Met Worst: Livia Firth

May 3, 2011 12:40:54 Posted at May 3, 2011 12:40:54
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I’m sorry! I know! It’s a terrible thing to say. And I love Colin Firth, you know I love him SO much. But... I need you take a look at Livia’s... PANTS. THOSE ARE PANTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Those are, like, khaki capri pants. So... she dropped her kids off after school and threw some kind of cape around her waist, and let’s go? In some of the shots, it actually looks like, you know when you get hot so you take your sweater off and tie it around your hips? At the Met Gala??? How could I have made any other call? Fergie was the worst? Sure. Full Story

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Best Met: Michelle Williams

May 3, 2011 12:18:28 Posted at May 3, 2011 12:18:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Laura and I, who happily delight in Kristen Bell’s failures together, are fighting over this. Not because we disagree. But we because we agree. And we both want. It’s mine, she said. And I told her to step off. Is it me and Laura against the world? You probably hate it, right? This is Michelle Williams, my best of the Met Gala 2011, and Laura too, last night in Miu Miu. Full Story

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Met GOOP replay

May 3, 2011 11:55:30 Posted at May 3, 2011 11:55:30
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Gwyneth Paltrow was among the many who wore no-colour last night at the Met Ball. While her Stella McCartney was an improvement over the no-colour choices she showed off on Oscar night – click here for a refresher - it was, for me, meh at best. Full Story

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Met SEX: Blake Lively

May 3, 2011 11:34:08 Posted at May 3, 2011 11:34:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Her tits are not pouring out. Her ass is not hanging out. In fact, Blake Lively has probably never been more covered. And somehow, this girl, still she throws it out there all the time: SEX, SEX, SEX. Right? The way that sheet covers half her body, it’s like she’s in bed, strategically positioned invitingly, so that you want to lift a corner of that blanket over her and climb inside. Full Story

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