Don’t need a man to be a mom

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 14, 2012 18:15:12 March 14, 2012 18:15:12
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Biggest headline of the day:Charlize Theron is a mom! Theron’s rep has confirmed that she’s adopted a baby boy called Jackson. No other details have been released. But... well done.Not as well done as Sandra Bullock who, literally, HID A BABY for weeks DURING AWARD SEASON, but well done nonetheless. Because it’s not impossible to keep your sh-t tight in Hollywood. Full Story

Hot Harry on a horse can’t find a girl

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 14, 2012 17:27:55 March 14, 2012 17:27:55
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But first, when you have time, maybe at lunch, I highly encourage you to watch all three parts of this CBS exclusive interview. It’s not often the British royals grant interviews. And when they do, we finally get a snapshot of their mannerisms - what happens when they’re animated, how comfortable they are answering candidly, or how uncomfortable they are in their position. Full Story

Lindsay Lohan is not George Clooney

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 14, 2012 16:26:15 March 14, 2012 16:26:15
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Oh look. Lindsay Lohan f-cked up. Where?She was leaving a club. Where else? Lohan was driving. She was trying to avoid the paps. Apparently she struck the club manager - very, very gently - while she was trying to turn around. Then, without getting out of the car and seeing if the dude was ok, she drove away. Full Story

The Phantom Ryan Gosling

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 14, 2012 15:29:22 March 14, 2012 15:29:22
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Remember a few years ago there was some loser running around pretending to be Brad Pitt? Pitt had long hair and a mega shaggy beard at the time and that dude walked around with a hat, getting into bars and parties fronting it was him. I kinda feel like that’s what’s happening with Ryan Gosling. Earlier this week, the Daily Mail reported Gosling was in South Africa. Full Story

Justified 3.9: “There was just nothing she could do for him"

Sarah Posted by Sarah at March 14, 2012 14:56:22 March 14, 2012 14:56:22

Raylan’s living situation is always so depressing. I know it’s meant to be a statement about his solitary, no-frills character, but his series of sad motel rooms is bumming me out. He hides the gun that shot Gary in his A/C.So that guy Quarles killed was not the owner of the house he was squatting in, but a rentboy named Brady. Full Story

Modesty In The Capital

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 14, 2012 14:25:32 March 14, 2012 14:25:32
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Check out George Clooney carrying his own bags and suits in Washington DC yesterday. George arrived by train and is in town to meet with US government officials about Sudan from where he’d just come. This, to me, is when he’s the most appealing. On stage during a performance of 8, smiling and gracious with flashbulbs in his face after a gruelling travel schedule to a war-torn country, ready to lobby passionately for diplomatic intervention. Full Story

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March 14, 2012 - Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 14, 2012 14:05:06 March 14, 2012 14:05:06

Jitka! Happy Birthday with love from your cousin Magda. Good luck with the boy on the way and the new house too! For Shaun from Dulcinea and Arya - “Full time haters make the best lovers/friends”. Congratulations on Target HQ! A photo of Big KRIT was requested. Instead of a photo, how about a release from the new mixtape? Full Story

Tuesday, March 13, 2012

Dear Gossips,

I have never watched more than 5 minutes of the Bachelor/ette. That was one time a few years ago. I don’t recognise anyone on the show, past or present. So if I worked in an office building, today I couldn’t participate in any discussion about the Bachelor finale that went down last night.  Read Full Intro

Creatively paying the boyfriend

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 13, 2012 21:19:31 March 13, 2012 21:19:31
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JLo is shooting a video in Mexico. Some outlets are reporting that her boyfriend Casper Smart is directing it. According to his Twitter, some other dude is actually the director but that dude refers to Casper as a “boss” so he’s probably in fact “producing it” which is her way of finding him a pay source without having it come out of her own pocket. Full Story

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Facinelli/Garth Finished: Why do I care so much?

Duana Posted by Duana at March 13, 2012 20:31:04 March 13, 2012 20:31:04
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Forget first, I am not even the ten-thousanth person to say online that I loved Sassy, that it formed me and my views; one of the first ways it did was when I read the article about Jennie Garth and her then-husband, Daniel Clark, giggling over the “I hate Brenda”- zine. *It blew my teenage mind. She was a teenager – a TV teenager, anyway – and she was MARRIED. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 13, 2012 19:51:56 March 13, 2012 19:51:56

Is the modern fan totally deranged? (The Superficial)

God, he is SUCH A PIG. On top of being wet around the mouth. How the f-ck do women find him attractive? (Dlisted)

Jessica Biel looks so beautiful in W Magazine. And is boring as SH-T. (Celeb|itchy)

You know, if you don’t look too closely, and you look away quickly, it’s almost like...no, no, Lindsay Lohan’s face is still jacked (Hollywood Tuna)

I’d like a set of headphones like Drew Barrymore’s (Pop Sugar)

Why hasn’t Leighton Meester’s life become a scripted pilot yet? (Just Jared)

Minka Kelly staying fit during pilot season (Popoholic)

Taylor Swift dresses SO CUTE when she’s NOT on a red carpet (Celebuzz

Lourdes is Madonna’s backup (Towleroad)

Draco Malfoy’s an LA boy now (Go Fug Yourself)