Family Day for Alanis

February 21, 2011 07:10:08 Posted at February 21, 2011 07:10:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s Family Day today in parts of Canada. Alanis is from Ontario. Ontario observes Family Day. So it all works out then. I’m originally from Ontario too. But now I live in British Columbia. BC does not observe Family Day. F-ck, why not??? Here’s Alanis Morissette gloriously happy with her family yesterday in Venice, CA. Full Story

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Adele #1

February 21, 2011 06:46:56 Posted at February 21, 2011 06:46:56
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Adele’s 21 drops tomorrow in North America. You ready? You’re on it, right? You lucky bitches overseas of course have had access to it for a while. And apparently you love it so much you’ve put Adele in the same category as The Beatles. She’s the first artist in 50 years, since the Fab Four, to have two top 5 singles and two top 5 albums on the charts, propelled by her amazing performance at the Brit Awards last week which has helped not only her current album but her debut album from two years ago, 19, as well. Full Story

Posh > Fergie

February 21, 2011 06:38:00 Posted at February 21, 2011 06:38:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As you know, the royal wedding invitations were mailed out last week to almost 2,000 family and friends which is actually considered a smaller affair than weddings past. Sarah Ferguson did not receive one. Her daughters, Princesses Beatrice and Eugenie, are on the list, of course, but their mother, their mother is apparently not welcome. Full Story

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February 21, 2011 – Smutty Shout-Outs

February 21, 2011 06:17:29 Posted at February 21, 2011 06:17:29
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Simone! What’s up? I hear it’s been a sh-tty run, and I’m sorry about little Sharday. “Lainey’s Girls” love you so much and will always be there for you. They asked me to send you some Sidney Crosby. I’m worried about him, are you? You don’t f-ck around with that concussion business. Full Story

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Friday, February 18, 2011

Dear Gossips,

Heather Russell, from Toronto, is 10 years old. She writes her own music. Then her mom posts the performances on YouTube. Simon Cowell just signed her. As you can see from the video below, Heather already has all the moves and the mannerisms.  Read Full Intro

Sean Penn & Hot Shots

February 18, 2011 14:07:00 Posted at February 18, 2011 14:07:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sean Penn went out last night in Rome. His date was Valeria Golino. They seemed close. Very affectionate. They have however known each other a long time. And lately his taste seems to be running a lot younger. So… your guess is as good as mine as to whether or not there’s something happening. Full Story

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Robo’s ring

February 18, 2011 12:57:42 Posted at February 18, 2011 12:57:42
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Katie Holmes is currently back in Vancouver visiting the GMD. For those of you in Cincinnati who keep hearing about those phantom Tom Cruise sightings – he is nowhere near you, you need to tell your radio stations to stop spreading this dumbassness. Tom is working on Mission Impossible 4 in Canada. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

February 18, 2011 12:27:59 Posted at February 18, 2011 12:27:59
Lainey Posted by Lainey

What Madonna thought of herself 15 years ago (Dlisted)

Who should play Gaga in the movie about Gaga? (The Superficial)

More reasons to love Adele (Popeater)

Thor tries to squeeze more from its Oscar nominee (E! Online)

Zac Efron tries to lean out his full face (Pop Sugar)

Kate Hudson’s baby and her baby bump (Just Jared)

Does Kate Bosworth have Granny Freeze’s Third Lip? (Cele|bitchy)

Nicole Richie’s steezy son (Celebuzz)

Hilary Duff, the writer, and a big blue Birkin (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

For now it’s a page. But how long before Emma Stone gets a cover? (Pink Is The New Blog)

Can Porny look like GOOPy?

February 18, 2011 10:00:00 Posted at February 18, 2011 10:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Porny’s getting married this year. So she’s trying to lean out, get into her dress. Her last trainer was Harley Pasternak. But Harley’s connected to John Mayer. And besides, Porny wants to look like GOOP. Gwyneth’s body is aspirational? That’s actually a business plan. Full Story

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Jim & Mickey make music

February 18, 2011 09:31:50 Posted at February 18, 2011 09:31:50
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I just found out that Jim Sturgess is on Twitter - It’s mostly in service of his music. Apparently he and his longtime girlfriend Mickey O’Brien (keyboardist for La Roux) are working on some music together. Full Story