This Hot Bitch Behaving Badly

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 23, 2011 08:48:00 August 23, 2011 08:48:00

Look at her. Look at This Hot Bitch stalking down the street in New York like she owns it, working her 53 years better than almost any 53 year old on the market. Sharon Stone is gorgeous. There’s help, yes, yes, of course. But even the best help doesn’t guarantee these results. That bone structure is all hers. Full Story

View All 17 Photos

George before work

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 23, 2011 07:40:15 August 23, 2011 07:40:15

This George Clooney is in Italy, at his Lake Como home, a few days ago getting some down time before he opens the Venice Film Festival in The Ides of March which is then coming to Toronto for TIFF. As he directed and stars in the movie, he will be pushing it heavy through the fall, hoping for yet another Oscar run. Full Story

View All 10 Photos

Mimi: X Factor and puppy posing

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 23, 2011 07:10:28 August 23, 2011 07:10:28

Let’s get the business sh-t out of the way first. Simon Cowell is finalising Mariah Carey’s deal with X Factor. She’s to be a mentor and work with competitors from his house. (Source) Great. Now here’s Mimi in a Twitter photo Full Story

Keeping up with the Damons

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 23, 2011 06:45:37 August 23, 2011 06:45:37

Matt Damon was married in 2005. His daughter Isabella was born 6 months later. Ben Affleck was married in 2005. His daughter Violet was born 6 months later. Matt Damon has 4 children. Ben Affleck is on his way to 3. So far both are fathers of girls only. I suppose it’s not uncommon for lifelong friends to follow similar paths. Full Story

August 23, 2011 - Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 23, 2011 06:36:24 August 23, 2011 06:36:24

Want to hang out with influential digital women and meet brands? You could WIN a ticket to the ShesConnected Conference. Check out the 2nd Annual ShesConnected Conference in Toronto on September 29 and 30th. You cannot purchase tickets to this event, you need to apply to attend. Full Story

Monday, August 22, 2011

Dear Gossips,

A Kardashian was married this weekend. And my favourite part about the wedding was how it would have affected Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton. Because they used to be best friends. And now Ebola is the afterthought while the other is reportedly earning $1.  Read Full Intro

Eminem & Rihanna at V Fest

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 22, 2011 14:15:24 August 22, 2011 14:15:24

Eminem performed at V Fest the other day. Rumour has it he was paid 2 million pounds for it. (Source) And Rihanna, who joined him on stage, apparently a million pounds. They performed Love The Way You Lie. The video is below. Eminem has said, post recovery, that he cannot tour because he doesn’t know how to tour sober. Full Story

View All 15 Photos

Tom Cruise Jr is the only way

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 22, 2011 12:47:23 August 22, 2011 12:47:23

I just asked Sasha if she thinks Taylor Lautner will ever have another look. You know, other than short hair, a black henley, a bomber, and skinny jeans with combatty boots. Her answer: maybe he can try a necklace one day? It’s a big risk. Like, can you picture him any other way? Other than the way he is today in Australia promoting Abduction? This is just one of the reasons he is Tom Cruise Jr. Full Story

View All 9 Photos

Blake gives us Taylor

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 22, 2011 11:47:07 August 22, 2011 11:47:07

Blake Lively can be polarising. Some of you can’t deal. Others are all over it. Here’s something that we don’t have to fight over: Blake is working on Oliver Stone’s The Savages with Aaron Johnson and Taylor Kitsch as the two leads. Blake brings paps. And when she’s not available to shoot, they’ll shoot everyone else. Full Story

View All 12 Photos

This is beneath Mimi

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 22, 2011 11:32:35 August 22, 2011 11:32:35

Or is it? I am sitting beside Sasha this week in Toronto at work. Sasha and our other friend Dean and I love Mimi together like extra a lot. I mean, she’s kind of our life force. So I just turned to Sasha after seeing these shots of Mimi’s husband Nick Cannon in New York the other day trying to, um, BREAK THE WORLD RECORD FOR HUGS, and, understandably disgusted, to say: This is VILE and GROSS and beneath our Mimi. Full Story