Robo Scarecrow

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 4, 2011 19:00:38 October 4, 2011 19:00:38
Photos:
FameFlynet

Scarecrow is what I thought of when I saw Katie Holmes in these jeans. Gumby Scarecrow? Scarecrow Gumby? Whatever it is, it’s f-cking the worst. And here’s my answer to that one person, there’s always one, who will argue that she just wanted to be comfortable so don’t judge her for her weird ass coveralls. Full Story

View All 8 Photos

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 4, 2011 18:35:07 October 4, 2011 18:35:07

She’s a minor, her abs are airbrushed, and her husband is 50. Yay the world. (The Superficial)

Word to the Mother Cher (Dlisted)

I love this Kristen Stewart photo shoot (Amy Grindhouse)

Megan Fox looks really great in those yoga pants that almost no one looks great in (Hollywood Tuna)

The Brange shoot each other with paint (Pop Sugar)

George Clooney for ONE (Just Jared)

This is her version of submitting a resumé (Popoholic)

Britney’s boo boo joins her on stage (Celebuzz)

Mimi poses with her pups again (Pink Is The New Blog)

Kirsten Dunst. YES. (Go Fug Yourself)

Reeve Carney's Starter Girlfriend

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 4, 2011 17:37:11 October 4, 2011 17:37:11
Photos:
Splash and Bruce Glikas/Getty

Reeve Carney is Broadway's Spider-Man. He will also play Jeff Buckley. He's beautiful. He could be something special. And the other day he was photographed on the subway in New York seemingly getting cute and holding hands with... Ashley Greene. Does Reeve know?That Ashley Greene, a third tier Twilight person, could be making him a successor to Joe Jonas? I mean. Full Story

Sit DOWN Johnny Depp

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 4, 2011 17:20:47 October 4, 2011 17:20:47

Johnny Depp is promoting The Rum Diary. He sat down for an interview with Vanity Fair. It’s terrible. Maybe his worst. First there’s the rape comment. When he’s posing for a photo. When it’s a photo shoot. When the camera is capturing a “sex symbol”, he compared the experience to being violated: “Well, you just feel like you’re being raped somehow. Full Story

Blake stopped DOing that

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 4, 2011 16:30:07 October 4, 2011 16:30:07
Photos:
Wenn and Bauer

Us Weekly is reporting that Blake and Leo are done. Confirmed by the reps. And they’re still friends. Is it because she pushed too hard to join him during awards season? Or is it because she saw an opening with Ryan Reynolds, with whom she had dinner on Saturday in Boston - click here Full Story

Made ’Maid

Sarah Posted by Sarah at October 4, 2011 15:44:23 October 4, 2011 15:44:23
Photos:
WENN

Melissa McCarthy, coming off a surprise Emmy win—surprising only because that show she’s on blows chunks, not because she isn’t a talented actress/comedienne—hosted SNL over the weekend. Did you see it? It wasn’t horrible. But it wasn’t great. It was a long way from great. Sketches tend to drag too long on SNL these days (that “Arlene” sketch was INTERMINABLE and I can’t even talk about the Lulu Diamonds bit), and much of McCarthy’s innate comic ability was crushed under the weight of too-long scenes and bits ground into the dirt by repetition. Full Story

He lights up her life

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 4, 2011 15:33:19 October 4, 2011 15:33:19
Photos:
WENN

I could totally picture her singing that to him...Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick attended The Friends In Deed benefit in New York last night at the American Museum of Natural History. As you can see, Matthew seemed unusually happy; his smile actually looks almost un-forced, and, as such, she is beaming beside him. Full Story

View All 10 Photos

October 4, 2011 - Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 4, 2011 15:24:06 October 4, 2011 15:24:06

Happy Birthday Nicki from Christine who says you make her Hello Kitty since she gets so gushy about how awesome you are. By request - here’s Strombo. And for Sandi C who’s having a rough go - Erin says that Taylor Kitsch and Buffy might help? Hope things get better. Big hug.  Full Story

Monday, October 3, 2011

Dear Gossips,

Many of you made the call last week that Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher would announce a separation at 5pm on Friday, the same media f-ck move Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt pulled when they confirmed their split. As of this writing, Mr & Mrs Kutcher have yet to officially address the speculation about trouble in their marriage.  Read Full Intro