Can you find a kind feeling?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 24, 2011 14:32:12 August 24, 2011 14:32:12

This is Ashton Kutcher arriving at Letterman presumably to promote his new starring role on Two and a Half Men. When Ashton obscures his looks, and he’s a very good looking man, there are very few kind things I can find to say about him. Look at him. He looks like a smug douche. With his try to be cheeky bowtie and his try to be I just grabbed these wrinkled pants pants and his I’m so much smarter and techier than you expression. Full Story

Weird stripe, faces that don’t move, hot Brit host

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 24, 2011 13:25:00 August 24, 2011 13:25:00

This is, so far, what the US version of The X Factor is for me. The judges and the host are featured on the cover of The Hollywood Reporter. First thing I fixated on was that weird blonde stripe that seems to be running up Simon Cowell’s head. Is it bad lighting? Why didn’t they fix it? This is making me crazy. Full Story

Touch me once and you know it’s true

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 24, 2011 12:33:00 August 24, 2011 12:33:00

Crazy For You was playing on the radio while I waited in line for my soup today. Vision Quest! Can we just flash back to Vision Quest for a minute because 1. I loved Matthew Modine so much and 2. He played an 18 year old which... Have you watched Vision Quest lately? In what world was he an 18 year old? To be fair though, after 25 years, that’s actually no different re: casting in Hollywood today. Full Story

How do they kiss and make out?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 24, 2011 11:50:13 August 24, 2011 11:50:13

Jacek doesn’t like being totally totally clean shaven on his face. And I, too, prefer him with a one day stubble...aesthetically that is. He looks hot with a little shadow. But, at the risk of sharing too much, when we make out, anywhere below the chin, it scratches, it’s uncomfortable, or it tickles, like on the inside of the leg. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 24, 2011 10:56:13 August 24, 2011 10:56:13

The best description of a creepy dog person which, as it turns out, is me (Dlisted)

This is totally a lame dick Memory Loss Eric move (The Superficial)

Really digging Ryan Reynold’s high school hair (Wonderwall)

Oh look. Avril thinks it’s still 2002 (Hollywood Tuna)

How many of the same shirts and pants do they rotate for Brad Pitt on this movie? (Pop Sugar)

The Silver Fox giggles like a Justin Bieber fan (Just Jared)

How Cate Blanchett wears a hoodie (Cele|bitchy)

Florence Welch... love it (Buzznet)

What is Pippa’s job? I mean I could google...but I’m not sure I believe she actually has one (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

OMG OMG OMG. I LOVE THIS SO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!! (Towleroad)

Jon Hamm is on the list

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 24, 2011 10:03:00 August 24, 2011 10:03:00

The TIFF list. The Toronto International Film Festival released its “expected” list earlier this week. It’s one of the most stacked line-ups they’ve had in years. And Jon Hamm is on it. Also: Alia Shawkat (Maeby Funke!), Abbie Cornish, Adam Brody, Adam Scott, Albert Brooks, Alexander Skarsgard, Alison Pill, Allison Janney, Alexis Bledel, Analeigh Tipton (that really annoying girl from Crazy, Stupid, Love), André Wilms, Andrea Riseborough, Anton Yelchin, Antonio Banderas, Ben Foster, Bennett Miller, Bill Nighy, Blake Lively, Brad Pitt, Bryce Dallas Howard, Carey Mulligan. Full Story

On the Smiths

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 24, 2011 09:13:24 August 24, 2011 09:13:24

It was In Touch. Let’s repeat. It was IN TOUCH. And now Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith are considering suing In Touch. But still...because of the bullsh-t of In Touch, everyone is now scrutinising ever goddamn word and verb tense in the joint statement that Will and Jada released and the statement that Jada released about having an affair with Marc Anthony. Full Story

On August 20th...

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 24, 2011 08:19:24 August 24, 2011 08:19:24

As far as I’m concerned, nothing extraordinary or newsworthy happened in the world of entertainment. However, that day, the centrepiece of the Wedding of the Year, Catherine Cambridge went for a walk on the beach at Llanddwyn Island with her sister Pippa Middleton. These were my thoughts as I browsed through the photos: I wonder if she curls her hair every day. Full Story

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Anne Hathaway after the weekend

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 24, 2011 07:54:25 August 24, 2011 07:54:25

Perspective can be really corny. Or, maybe it’s the way someone who says they gained some perspective communicates to you how they arrived at the gaining of that perspective. You know, when that girl describes how she went to plant trees somewhere in BC and came back home to Vancouver/Toronto/whatever urban city and decided to get rid of her TV because being with nature “gave me perspective”? That kind of perspective, to me anyway, is not only corny but also really punch-me-in-the-face annoying. Full Story

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Gatsby goes Day-Glo?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 24, 2011 07:20:37 August 24, 2011 07:20:37

Written by Sarah Baz Luhrmann’s production of The Great Gatsby is going into production this week, in Luhrmann’s native Australia. The Great Gatsby, on the short list of Great American Novels, is being filmed down under. Full Story

Cam’s pregnant arms

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 24, 2011 06:38:35 August 24, 2011 06:38:35

I’ve realised that for many people the word “pregnant” is a beacon. Was that the only word you saw just now? And did you click a little quicker and faster because of it? I guess this is why Pregnancy has become so Trendy. I guess this is why they think this movie might make a lot of money. Full Story

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