Justin & Jessica together for the Fourth

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 5, 2011 06:49:00 July 5, 2011 06:49:00

Here we go... Justin Timberlake was the best thing to ever happen to Jessica Biel. The second best thing to ever happen to Jessica Biel would be if Justin broke up with her, messed around with some other honeys, like Olivia Wilde and Mila Kunis and Ashley Olsen, and came BACK to her because she’s the best sh-t. Full Story

July 5, 2011 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 5, 2011 06:36:05 July 5, 2011 06:36:05

Happy Birthday Michelle in Summerland, BC from your sister Leslie who requested for you some classic smut – a photo of Liz and Dick. With pleasure! And also some Jon Hamm for the quiver. To Emily – I’m sorry to hear about your mother. But you have to remember she’s stronger than you think. Full Story

Monday, July 4, 2011

Dear Gossips,

It was all newlyweds and babies this weekend. And a massive box office for Transformers 3. I noted last week that I’d rather see that than Larry Crowne which debuted in 4th place. And I guess it’s one thing to see a movie about superheroes and/or robots and get blinded by the special effects and not ask about the story, but it’s entirely another to sit through two hours of Michael Bay’s camera molesting and stereotyping for the hoo-rah audience, prone to shotgun reactions and high fiving when children are killed, so long as they belong to the bad guys.  Read Full Intro

Independence Beckham?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 4, 2011 13:47:15 July 4, 2011 13:47:15

The internets are abuzz about Victoria Beckham giving birth today. July 4th is the Beckham wedding anniversary. They’ve hinted that they want to make the day extra extra special. And since she’s having a c-section they can pretty much choose when and where. So rumour has it, it will be today in LA. Full Story

Gossip Status Update: on Leo & Blake

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 4, 2011 13:03:50 July 4, 2011 13:03:50

Many of you have been writing wondering what’s up between the two since there have been no photos. And since there are no photos, some are speculating that the two are done. They are not done. Blake has been living at Leo’s in LA. She’s there even when he’s not, when he’s out of town, like right now for Ryan Kavanaugh’s wedding. Full Story

A Royal Hug!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 4, 2011 12:15:00 July 4, 2011 12:15:00

They’re hugging!!! Did you watch the Royal Dragon Boat Race? Prince William and Catherine competed against each other in a dragon boat race in PEI today after Will landed a rescue helicopter. As they were racing, they were kinda trash-talking each other. Not like civilian style, of course, but in the classiest way possible. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 4, 2011 11:29:17 July 4, 2011 11:29:17

A child star does something responsible? Well, he wasn’t raised in Hollywood. (Dlisted)

Ghetto Tits is a thief (The Superficial)

Put your boner down. As IF she would actually tell all the ugly. She’s a Kennedy remember? (Popeater)

Ashley Tisdales SUPER CUTE bikini (Hollywood Tuna)

The Middleton girls have the most boring style (Pop Sugar)

Oh look. An excuse to take his shirt off. And what is UP with that hair??? (Just Jared)

Sick. Gross. Ew. Him. WHY??? (Cele|bitchy)

Brad grins at his boys (Socialite Life)

Ginger looks fit in a bikini (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Devon Aoki had a baby and she still looks like she’s 12 (I'm Not Obsessed)

Olivia adds to the circle

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 4, 2011 10:50:36 July 4, 2011 10:50:36

Ryan Gosling, Justin Timberlake, Jake Gyllenhaal, Bradley Cooper... now Chris Pine – word is Olivia Wilde was spotted enjoying a flirty dinner the other night in Hollywood. Page Six reports that the two looked “cozy” which... I’ve a feeling now that Olivia Wilde could go out with Neil Patrick Harris and someone would say they were “cozy”. Full Story

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Do you have a right to be mad?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 4, 2011 10:01:52 July 4, 2011 10:01:52

Alexander Skarsgard hit up a gas station the other day. The paps were shooting him. So he got angry and yelled. Really, dude? Because you’re dating Kate Bosworth. Not sure if you’ve heard but Kate Bosworth makes that sh-t happen every day. And it’s no accident that he started getting shot a lot more often when they became a thing. Full Story

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What advice did your dad give you about tits?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 4, 2011 09:19:00 July 4, 2011 09:19:00

It’s only Monday morning but these are easily, easily the best photos of the week, maybe even of my whole life. The GMD celebrated his 49th birthday yesterday in Miami wearing his favourite hat. He was joined by wife Katie, who threw him a surprise party, and two of his three children, Little Sci Suri, and son Connor who, as I’ve noted before, bears resemblance to his father, and yes know-it-alls, I am aware that he is adopted (!!!) but can a bitch say there’s a resemblance without suggesting they’re biologically connected? Fack! Anyway, Connor decided to go for a swim. Full Story

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The Cambridges in Canada

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 4, 2011 08:32:57 July 4, 2011 08:32:57

It was such a full schedule, I can barely keep track of all their activities since I last wrote about them on Friday. Have decided then to cover the Royal Tour in Canada by Kate’s outfits. The last outfit posted was the white dress with the maple leaf red hat. After that they attended a Canada Day fireworks show and concert (in purple), they planted a tree (in grey) close to where Charles and Diana planted one many years before (and Will displayed some restrained emotion while reading the plaque), they visited with sick children at Sainte-Justine University Hospital in Montreal (still in grey), they also attended a cooking class and wore chef’s smocks, then it was off to Quebec City (in blue) where they spent time with at-risk youth, and somewhere in there they found time for a rowboat ride and a few hours of romantic quiet time on a lake. Full Story

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