Monday, August 22, 2011

Dear Gossips,

A Kardashian was married this weekend. And my favourite part about the wedding was how it would have affected Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton. Because they used to be best friends. And now Ebola is the afterthought while the other is reportedly earning $1.  Read Full Intro

Eminem & Rihanna at V Fest

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 22, 2011 14:15:24 August 22, 2011 14:15:24

Eminem performed at V Fest the other day. Rumour has it he was paid 2 million pounds for it. (Source) And Rihanna, who joined him on stage, apparently a million pounds. They performed Love The Way You Lie. The video is below. Eminem has said, post recovery, that he cannot tour because he doesn’t know how to tour sober. Full Story

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Tom Cruise Jr is the only way

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 22, 2011 12:47:23 August 22, 2011 12:47:23

I just asked Sasha if she thinks Taylor Lautner will ever have another look. You know, other than short hair, a black henley, a bomber, and skinny jeans with combatty boots. Her answer: maybe he can try a necklace one day? It’s a big risk. Like, can you picture him any other way? Other than the way he is today in Australia promoting Abduction? This is just one of the reasons he is Tom Cruise Jr. Full Story

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Blake gives us Taylor

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 22, 2011 11:47:07 August 22, 2011 11:47:07

Blake Lively can be polarising. Some of you can’t deal. Others are all over it. Here’s something that we don’t have to fight over: Blake is working on Oliver Stone’s The Savages with Aaron Johnson and Taylor Kitsch as the two leads. Blake brings paps. And when she’s not available to shoot, they’ll shoot everyone else. Full Story

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This is beneath Mimi

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 22, 2011 11:32:35 August 22, 2011 11:32:35

Or is it? I am sitting beside Sasha this week in Toronto at work. Sasha and our other friend Dean and I love Mimi together like extra a lot. I mean, she’s kind of our life force. So I just turned to Sasha after seeing these shots of Mimi’s husband Nick Cannon in New York the other day trying to, um, BREAK THE WORLD RECORD FOR HUGS, and, understandably disgusted, to say: This is VILE and GROSS and beneath our Mimi. Full Story

Not “in a relationship”, loving my bf, ignored

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 22, 2011 11:09:00 August 22, 2011 11:09:00

Written by Sasha I have been with my bf for 5 years now and have lived with him for a year. My issue is this. He is in a band (I was with him long before this band thing came along so no I’m no star f*cker) he has a habit of adding ‘fans’ to his fb page but then deleting them (the females) from his news feed so I don’t see if I am on his page. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 22, 2011 10:56:08 August 22, 2011 10:56:08

David Beckham hikes up and bulges out (Dlisted)

Dina Lohan watching Lindsay Lohan drinking...? No doubt. (The Superficial)

Amy Winehouse + Tony Bennett (Pink Is The New Blog)

Why am I spending so much time looking at how Megan Fox’s legs are positioned? (Hollywood Tuna)

Johnny and Vanessa happy and kissing! (Pop Sugar)

JLo’s SHOES (Just Jared)

Bitch, you LOVE all the talk about your weight (Cele|bitchy)

Kate Winslet looks great, but I’m not feeling the shot of her in that camel dress (Socialite Life

Why are we so self conscious when gross sh-t like this happens every day? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Will Smith always looks 25 (I'm Not Obsessed)

Don’t question

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 22, 2011 10:21:44 August 22, 2011 10:21:44

Just... enjoy. I am not exactly sure WHY the Hoff was performing in London at G-A-Y the other night. I just know that this is a gift. And that sometimes you don’t question gifts, you just accept them, enjoy them in your own personal way, and then resume facing the hardships of life. Please also note that David Hasselhoff wears his pants better than Jessica Simpson’s golddigging Kevin Federline Eric Johnson. Full Story

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The Red Cape

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 22, 2011 10:05:08 August 22, 2011 10:05:08

You know who that red cape belongs to without looking at the captions? This is of course the red Superman cape, as seen on Henry Cavill, in Illinois on Friday shooting the movie. I am nowhere near a Superman super geek but, um, I’ve seen all the Christopher Reeve movies and I remember a farm house being the Kent House. Full Story

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Of course she wore white

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 22, 2011 08:58:19 August 22, 2011 08:58:19

That Kardashian who was married this weekend asked all her guests to wear white or black. Most people would opt for black. It’s easier to find, coordinate, and, well, it speaks to choice - I CHOOSE to NOT wear the colour of the bride. It’s one thing if it’s an all-white wedding, like my cousin Cat, who basically ordered us all to wear white. Full Story

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Nike & Balenciaga

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 22, 2011 08:03:05 August 22, 2011 08:03:05

Jodie Foster was photographed in Vancouver yesterday after a workout. She's in town shooting the Matt Damon movie Elysium, though I'm not sure they're keeping that title. As you can see, along with her athletic gear, Jodie's also carrying a Balenciaga. Not the bag brand that would have been on the top of my list for her. Full Story

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