March 9, 2012 -- Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 9, 2012 14:54:37 March 9, 2012 14:54:37

Dani! Happy 28th Birthday! And thanks for remembering about the Squawking Chicken. First time in London? OMG. I feel like unemployed and unattached might be the only first way to do London. Go say hi to Ffiona for me. And to M.A. who’s letting Dani crash - enjoy Jude Law by request! Goddamn he was pretty. Full Story

Thursday, March 8, 2012

Dear Gossips,

Today is International Women’s Day. And I’m now the Team Captain for Mimi’s Walkers. Will you join? Starting today, I’ll be walking 8,000 steps a day for 8 days - which don’t have to be consecutive and are entirely arbitrary - to simulate and raise awareness for what a woman in the developing world experiences every day.  Read Full Intro


Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 8, 2012 22:43:48 March 8, 2012 22:43:48
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Here's Julianne Moore at the premiere of Game Change last night. I don't love how the black top is cutting her off. Game Change airs on Saturday on HBO and HBO Canada. I screened it last week. You need to watch it. Not because it's the best movie. But because it's riveting. Jacek and I were transfixed. Full Story

How GOOP is loving consciously

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 8, 2012 21:02:31 March 8, 2012 21:02:31
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Gwyneth Paltrow opens this week’s GOOP by declaring that “I have never been much of a self-help person”. Really?Because it feels like there’s a LOT of self-help on her site…Maybe I can’t read.Gwyneth has recently read Conscious Loving. It was recommended to her by “basically the wisest person I have ever met”, so take your pick because she’s met EVERYONE, and she now, as a result of the Conscious Loving, knows how to take responsibility for “the difficulties” in her relationships. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 8, 2012 20:52:17 March 8, 2012 20:52:17

Hayley’s stretching and Sasha’s finding beach wedding dresses and floral blazers in LifeStyle

What Reese Witherspoon’s puffy coat means (The Superficial)

Yeah but what about the MK? (Dlisted)

Stacy Keibler just signed her exit contract (Celeb|itchy)

Minka Kelly spends pilot season in yoga pants (Hollywood Tuna)

Brad Pitt’s back on his bike (Pop Sugar)

Natalie Portman brings her baby to dinner (Just Jared)

A Community girl gets some love (Popoholic)

Rumer Willis has her mother’s figure (Evil Beet)

Madonna’s gang bang (Towleroad)

Agree, agree, agree, agree (Go Fug Yourself)

The Porny Name Pool!

Duana Posted by Duana at March 8, 2012 19:54:25 March 8, 2012 19:54:25

(Lainey: please see Duana’s article and then details on our pool below that. This is a throwdown!) I know the fear of all mothers these days is judgment.  Everyone worries they’re going to get judged for what they do or don’t feed their kid, who takes care of them, and whether or not they have foot-discovery skills by five minutes old. Full Story

A Freeman of London

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 8, 2012 18:33:17 March 8, 2012 18:33:17
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Look at him holding that plaque, SO cute. I am currently in studio and I don't have access to google what exactly that means (know-it-alls, I'm expecting you), but I think it's safe to assume he's being honoured. And so he should be. Some men were made for good tailoring, non?Ps - will be home from studio soon. Full Story

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Cam the muse

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 8, 2012 17:29:27 March 8, 2012 17:29:27

Cameron Diaz is apparently the new muse for Tag Heuer. Here she is yesterday in Basel, Switzerland promoting the brand. P. Diddy who Cam has been f-cking recently was over in Paris earlier this week, not too far away, but they say he was suspiciously paying a lot of attention to Cassie which, of course, is more than enough to send Cam into a jealous rage, because she really is that girl. Full Story

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And how was your night?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 8, 2012 16:54:13 March 8, 2012 16:54:13

This is 66 year old Goldie Hawn leaving a London member’s club last night after a party for her foundation. The time? Well after 4am. Please.My finger is on your lips, keeping them shut. Because I will not hear it. I don’t give a sh-t if you think she’s too old.Why? Too old for why? For this much fun?I am 30 years younger than she is and I don’t think I’ve looked like I’ve had this much fun in years. Full Story

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A much better interview

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 8, 2012 16:40:03 March 8, 2012 16:40:03

Taylor Kitsch was in Toronto yesterday promoting John Carter. He made the rounds at 299 Queen West which is where etalk is based, where Sasha goes to work every day. TK was scheduled to be interviewed by our show in addition to MuchMusic and several other outlets.Sasha and her husband have recently started watching Friday Night Lights. Full Story

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Hot Harry shoots & flies

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 8, 2012 15:43:45 March 8, 2012 15:43:45
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Harry has been a total rock star in Jamaica. Yesterday he put on his army clothes and spent some time with the Jamaican defence force, firing a few rounds at an outdoor range. As you can see from the video below, he’s very accurate. I really like the part where he wipes the sweat off his head with the red towel. Full Story