Thursday, December 15, 2011

Dear Gossips,

Well, there was no glaring “The Tourist” moment when the Golden Globe nominations were announced this morning. But that doesn’t mean the Hollywood Foreign Press Association, like I said yesterday, didn’t prioritise the Brange. I wonder if that’s tops the agenda of their selection committee: how can we guarantee Brange’s attendance? Sort the categories accordingly.  Read Full Intro

Worst of 2011: Gross Rebounds

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 15, 2011 22:44:04 December 15, 2011 22:44:04
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WENN

Happened way too often this year: single women emerging after serious relationships only to rebound into the arms of gross dudes. Like, over and over and over again.  Elizabeth Hurley & that vile Shane Warne - why are his lips always gooey? I admire those of you who tend to look for the best in every person/story/situation. Full Story

The Most Coveted Photo at the Golden Globes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 15, 2011 21:35:40 December 15, 2011 21:35:40

Girl sh-t is the best sh-t, remember? Oh yeah! Madonna also directed a movie this year! And, yes, the Hollywood Foreign Press, as they did with Angelina Jolie, found a way to include Madonna on their Golden Globe Guest List by giving W.E. two music nominations which, hilariously, is kinda like reminding Justin Timberlake he’s a musician and not an actor. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 15, 2011 19:30:45 December 15, 2011 19:30:45

Sasha finds Clothes for Chemo and SJP’s cords in LifeStyle

How long before Lindsay Lohan is thin-jealous of her sister…if not already? (The Superficial)

The title of this article and then the article itself made me laugh so hard (Dlisted)

Is TinTin gay? (Towleroad)

Who is this person? The paps keep shooting her this week and I have NO idea (Hollywood Tuna)

Grey Brad goes for dinner while accumulating nominations (Pop Sugar)

JLO wins the dumbest title ever (Just Jared)

Really surprised this girl hasn’t been linked to Leo yet (Popoholic)

The Notebook on Broadway (Celebuzz)

Matt Damon Santa is SUPER cute (Hollywood PQ)

“Aloof’s” takes all the nice clothes and lets her sister shop at Guess (Go Fug Yourself)

The GMD’s big pressure week

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 15, 2011 18:15:21 December 15, 2011 18:15:21
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PPNY/GSNY/Splash

Tom Cruise is back in New York, seen here today with Katie Holmes and Little Sci, pushing through some last minute photo opportunities before Mission: Impossible Ghost Protocol (God that colon is so f-cking annoying) opens (in limited) tomorrow. See how skilled his security is? They do a great job of avoiding getting in the shot. Full Story

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Hot Harry Island-Hopping

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 15, 2011 17:23:23 December 15, 2011 17:23:23
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Bauer, Splash

Her Majesty’s Diamond Jubilee is next year and she plans to spend it at home, visiting her people across the kingdom, sending out her royals in her stead to represent her in the lands of the commonwealth. (I wanted that to sound like it came off a scroll. Did it?) Prince Charles is off to Canada, Papua New Guinea, Australia, and New Zealand. Full Story

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“Aloof” has a nomination

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 15, 2011 16:29:06 December 15, 2011 16:29:06
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WENN

Click here if you missed yesterday’s article about why the self-described “aloof” Rooney Mara is so f-cking annoying. You know what that says about a person? The person who calls herself “aloof”? The person who calls herself “aloof” spends a lot of time contemplating her own perceived “aloofness”. Full Story

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It’s hard out there for a female director

Sarah Posted by Sarah at December 15, 2011 16:20:53 December 15, 2011 16:20:53
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Wenn, Jason Kempin/Getty

A couple months ago, Marvel Studios announced that Patty Jenkins, director of Monster, would be in charge of Thor 2, which was very exciting as it was only the second time a woman would be in charge of a superhero tent pole project (Lexi Alexander was the first to do so with Punisher: War Zone—this would’ve been the first time a woman was in charge of a superhero movie with the potential to actually be good). Full Story

The Guest List is all that matters

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 15, 2011 15:51:28 December 15, 2011 15:51:28
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Kevin Winter/Getty

This should be the motto of the Golden Globes. And if you’re here for the Gossip, that certainly works in your favour. Big ups to Kristen Wiig. Love that Bridesmaids was recognised instead of The Hangover. Love that Wiig was included among Best Actresses Comedy although, um, you can tell they were kinda stretching, non? When there are 10 total lead acting spots to fill, there’s a lot of love to go around. Full Story

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