The Guest List is all that matters

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 15, 2011 15:51:28 December 15, 2011 15:51:28
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This should be the motto of the Golden Globes. And if you’re here for the Gossip, that certainly works in your favour. Big ups to Kristen Wiig. Love that Bridesmaids was recognised instead of The Hangover. Love that Wiig was included among Best Actresses Comedy although, um, you can tell they were kinda stretching, non? When there are 10 total lead acting spots to fill, there’s a lot of love to go around. Full Story

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December 15, 2011 - Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 15, 2011 15:29:49 December 15, 2011 15:29:49

Lora! Good luck today at/during the c-section, OMG! You’ll be great, the baby will be great; it’ll be so easy, I can feel it. And I am holding you to your promise while you recover - a newborn and a laptop in your arms! To Marina from your sister Monika who says Ryan Gosling is “a little too perfect” for her taste but that he suits you just fine. Full Story

Wednesday, December 14, 2011

Dear Gossips,

Today it was the SAGs. Tomorrow it’s the Golden Globes. The Globes don’t mean much, no. But they will tell us who’ll be getting drunk on live television. As for what happened at the Screen Actors Guild Award nominations... The Help happened, that’s what.  Read Full Intro

Best of 2011: Hot Harry cuddles the dog

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 14, 2011 23:27:03 December 14, 2011 23:27:03
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Hot Harry is so hot to me that sometimes, when he’s being extra hot, like over and above his standard hot, I let out a gross pervy groan. I am not proud of this. But it is true. And it’s what I just did when reviewing these photos of Prince Harry at Ascot in May. Mostly because he’s being so f-cking cute with the dog. Full Story

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Best of 2011: Tall Is Not Cute

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 14, 2011 22:25:33 December 14, 2011 22:25:33
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One of the articles that elicited the most response all year - Duana’s piece, inspired by Blake Lively, on how Tall Is Not Cute. We heard from A LOT of tall girls that week. An overwhelming majority fist pumping in agreement. If you missed it, I’ve reprinted it below. (Also I just had to revisit the part where Duana addresses Sasha’s height. Full Story

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Worst of 2011: Melissa Leo’s Oscar ads

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 14, 2011 22:15:50 December 14, 2011 22:15:50
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I interviewed Melissa Leo like 2 hours after she was nominated for Best Supporting Actress Oscar. She was really, really lovely. We were at Sundance. She said she was on her way that afternoon back to LA to start getting styled. And then a couple of weeks later her Oscar ads came out ... Sarah, at the time, compared them to a “foot wound”. Full Story

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Prison Bride, Dork Prince, and Giant Santa

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 14, 2011 21:36:20 December 14, 2011 21:36:20
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You know when someone super nerdy stands next to something super nerdy the nerdy-ness of the two combined more than doubles? This is why Comic-Con is so awesome. When thousands of them are nerd herding there together, their individual nerd components bump together and, like heating matter in a flask, it expands to explosive levels. Full Story

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Cash Only

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 14, 2011 20:58:05 December 14, 2011 20:58:05

SO easy. Who was paid $15,000 in cash this week in exchange for frolicking around in her bikini on the beach? That’s a lot of cash money for you and me, true. But for them? It’s change. It’s really, really not much. In that world, it’s almost nothing. Consider that Tori Spelling supposedly charges at least 4 times that for a photo op with her kids and you get a sense of how low this piece of sh-t is scraping these days. Full Story

HAS HE RUINED EVERYTHING???

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 14, 2011 20:21:45 December 14, 2011 20:21:45
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Sarah just messaged me about this video...It’s the best sh-t EVER.Family sh-t!What’s the most, most, MOST important thing in Jessica Biel’s life? What is her top priority? Easy.To remain Justin Timberlake’s bonafide. It’s what matters. The only. So much so that she can swallow all the infidelity and humiliation, so long as he publicly and demonstrably loves her. Full Story

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