Douchebag or dork suit

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 12, 2011 07:26:37 August 12, 2011 07:26:37

Who tops your Five List? Imagine that person, imagine that person the hottest you’ve ever seen him/her, the way he/she appears in your personal movies, the ones you’ve scripted in your own head, with dialogue. Now imagine that person wearing what Bradley Cooper is wearing in these photos. Full Story

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August 12, 2011 - Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 12, 2011 07:03:16 August 12, 2011 07:03:16

Congratulations and Happy Wedding Day to Emily from Leigh-Ellen in the UK tomorrow in Kingston, ON! Leigh-Ellen is so disappointed she won’t be there. Look how cute all of you are! Vote for Rachel who is vying to win one term of tuition in the bursary contest at the Academy of Design in Toronto! Click here Full Story

Thursday, August 11, 2011

Dear Gossips,

It’s official. Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2 has become the biggest film of the year domestically and internationally. Warner Bros made the announcement, or gloated, about it the other day as the final installment of the series crossed the billion dollar mark in less than a month, taking over third on the list of top-grossing movies of all time and surpassing Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King in the process.  Read Full Intro

How to choose a party

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 11, 2011 13:59:56 August 11, 2011 13:59:56

Chris Evans showed up at the opening of the New Balance Experience store last night in New York. Chris’s Captain America was very well received, both critically and commercially. This is a good time. He’s getting invited to a lot of good parties. He’s probably getting invited to everything. Full Story

I’ve been staring at her side breast...

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 11, 2011 13:21:33 August 11, 2011 13:21:33

For at least 15 minutes. So long I have to stop, it’s giving me a headache. And I don’t feel at all pervy about it either. I don’t think you wear a dress like this, or design it to begin with, without wanting people to wonder about that delicate sheer and how it’s covering up the side breast. Full Story

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Cashmere throws, beach bags, rose gold

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 11, 2011 12:35:00 August 11, 2011 12:35:00

Written by Sasha Dear Sasha, I have a friend I met while traveling and she lives in Germany. I haven’t seen her in 9 years but we stay in touch on email and through cards and gifts. She recently let me know that she hadn’t written in ages because she had a stroke and she had been tired. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 11, 2011 11:49:33 August 11, 2011 11:49:33

Breasts in Hollywood must be perkier, I swear (The Superficial)

Gwyneth Paltrow’s very expensive, very exclusive, very better than you taste (Dlisted)

Emma Stone’s bright pink shoes (Pop Sugar)

Ricky Martin on life inside the closet (Towleroad)

I want Blake’s stripy dress (Hollywood Tuna)

The Jolie hops on a helicopter (Just Jared)

What possible storyline could this serve??? (Popoholic)

Bieber is bright pink too (Celebuzz)

Hilary Duff is not dead and what is the point of a death hoax? (Buzznet)

Jennifer Love Hewitt’s dress is sh-t and she’s super desperate but somehow she got a regular tv series out of that prostitution MOW she did last year (Go Fug Yourself)

Marketing The Help

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 11, 2011 11:10:19 August 11, 2011 11:10:19

Box office projections for The Help this weekend look strong. They say it’ll do at least $25 million and may even get to $30 million and beyond. It could be a great start to Viola Davis’s Oscar campaign. I love her. And that would be great for her. It’s just... As I’ve noted, The Help was not my favourite book. Full Story

A pillow and a hat box

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 11, 2011 09:59:58 August 11, 2011 09:59:58

That is a hat box, right? Jason Momoa arrived at LAX yesterday, in one hand a pillow, in the other a hatbox which...to me this is amazing. That he wanted to wear a hat so badly on his flight but didn’t want to get it crushed during the flight so he went to the trouble to carry a hat box. I’ve flown with a hat before. Full Story

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What Is Happening???

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 11, 2011 08:47:06 August 11, 2011 08:47:06

So f-cking random... Many of you in Ontario have been emailing me about this for a couple of weeks now after having heard the advertisements on the radio. Sean Penn, two time Oscar winner, will be speaking/performing at the Fallsview Casino Resort on August 25 and 26 in Niagara Falls...what the f-ck??? When did Sean Penn become Danny Bonaduce? Or some other television actor from the 70s hustling on the slot route for a few grand and a place to sleep? Or Jessica Simpson! She’s performed there too! Here’s the official event description: An award-winning powerhouse performer, Sean Penn is an actor, writer, producer and director. Full Story

Marc will be grovelling

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 11, 2011 08:16:37 August 11, 2011 08:16:37

TMZ posted photos yesterday purportedly of Marc Anthony with Jennifer Lopez in Long Island. As you know, she was the one who pushed forward with the break and the announcement. He was trying to hold on. And he still wants to hold on, supposedly in touch repeatedly, at times soft and pleading, at other times hostile, accusatory, and borderline abusive. Full Story