Kristen Stewart’s great start to Cannes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 23, 2012 16:36:02 May 23, 2012 16:36:02
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YES.That Marchesa she wore at the London premiere of Snow White And The Huntsman was horsesh-t. Click here if you need a reminder and want to shudder. But I wondered at the time if she was saving her load for her first splash at Cannes. Check out Stewart at the On The Road photo call today in Balenciaga pants. Full Story

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If Gwyneth ranked her friends

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 23, 2012 16:08:33 May 23, 2012 16:08:33
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Gwyneth couldn’t hold Cameron Diaz’s hand last night for too long because she had to hang out with former President Bill Clinton at the Clinton Foundation Millennium Network in London. She wore a f-cking AMAZING white brocade-ish (can we call it that? or is it more like lace overlay?) situation over white tuxedo pants. Full Story

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The First SMUT Vancouver

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 23, 2012 15:35:47 May 23, 2012 15:35:47

Hi Vancouver!We’ve been doing the SMUT Soiree with The Society for six years now (soon to be seven) in Toronto. This year, for the first time, it’s happening in Vancouver too!The inaugural SMUT Soiree West Coast edition takes place on Thursday, June 7th. There will be dish and there will be dirt, and we’d love for you to join us. Full Story

A Porn-less Pitt Carpet

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 23, 2012 14:53:22 May 23, 2012 14:53:22
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As we all know by now, the Jolie wasn’t with Brad Pitt at the Killing Them Softly premiere last night. We’ll get to that in a minute. Without Angelina, Brad stayed close to his team, preferring to pose with them in a group instead of alone. Not that he blended in...He was definitely the leader. They moved when he moved. Full Story

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Please don’t come here

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 23, 2012 14:02:58 May 23, 2012 14:02:58

Cameron Diaz looked great last night in London at the premiere and after party for What To Expect When You’re Expecting which...I mean I guess they think they can make back some money overseas? At what point, as a studio, do you just eat it and cut off all further marketing expenditures because you know your movie is that sh-t?Anyway, I love her pantsuit. Full Story

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Diddykins thinks he’s Brad Pitt

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 23, 2012 13:44:00 May 23, 2012 13:44:00

I have not bothered to learn the reason P Diddy is here in Cannes. All I know is that he thinks he’s still the sh-t. As evidenced by his behaviour last night on the carpet at the Killing Them Softly premiere. The festival assigns staff to manage the arrivals. Those who are expected to pose for photographers are gathered at the base of runway, facing the steps, to wait for instruction on when to proceed. Full Story

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May 23, 2012 - Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 23, 2012 13:29:23 May 23, 2012 13:29:23

Lenna! Good luck defending your master’s thesis. Jen is so proud of you as you make your way to the University of Georgia next week to join the PhD program in Sociology. By request, here are Norman Reedus, Liev Schreiber, and RDJ. LOVE your fantasy selections. And for Rebecca who’s having a sh-t go of it - Nell’s supporting you as a friend does: on the phone and with hits of Stacey Farber, Emily Blunt, Anna Paquin, and Alexander Skarsgard. Full Story

Tuesday, May 22, 2012

Dear Gossips,

Tristan Ludlow came to Cannes. With a little bit of Miami Vice. Welcome back to those of you returning from long weekend in Canada. It was gossip as usual here on the blog yesterday. Please scroll down to get caught up. As for the status of my Summer Crush  Read Full Intro

Apple, Moses, and Uncle Jay

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 22, 2012 20:46:18 May 22, 2012 20:46:18

Gwyneth Paltrow took her kids to Watch The Throne in London the other night. She was joined by her children Apple and Moses. Because he’s their “Uncle Jay”. Which is what she posted on her WhoSay from the show: WhoSayPhotoEmbed.create({vanityRoot: "", clientName: "Gwyneth Paltrow", vanityLink: "http://www. Full Story

Famous Skanks and Old Rich Men

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 22, 2012 19:49:30 May 22, 2012 19:49:30

I know you don't care about Tara Reid. But this article is about more than Tara Reid. This is the flavour of Cannes. Of a certain society.  Tara Reid is here with Fawaz Gruosi. He's the top dude at the Di Grisogono jewellery group. Like, they're girlfriend/boyfriend now. He's supposedly in his 60s. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 22, 2012 18:45:22 May 22, 2012 18:45:22

I’m sorry I’m taking so long with the Tom Hardy post. The schedule has been busy the last couple of days and I need to collect my thoughts and it’s the kind of article that requires a good block of time to properly write it. Not that I want to build it up or anything. I don’t. It’s not that important. Just know that the beard does not bother me. Especially when he’s moving around in really great jeans. Also re: Hardy and Jessica Chastain in Lawless - they might be my Ryan and Rachel in The Notebook. So there’s that. I really need to kill this crush.
Heads up Vancouver - SMUT is coming on June 7th. Save the date now, and I’ll post the details for you tomorrow.

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