Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 26, 2011 20:22:56 September 26, 2011 20:22:56

Birthday essentials?

An afternoon nap, my friend Fiona’s special dip (one day I will make her share the recipe because it is life-changing and she only makes one batch a year for me), flowers from my dad, a hilarious dance move that Jacek only pulls out on very special occasions, and Hot Harry on a Horse leaving a bar, scamp that he is, trying to squeeze out every last drop of fun before having to go army training next month.

He’s right. Anne Hathaway’s Catwoman is BORING (Dlisted)

Oh look. There’s white powder on Lindsay Lohan’s dress. Must be Monday. (The Superficial)

Love the booties. Don’t care for the wearer (Cele|bitchy)

Naomi Watts found a lovely, classy way to talk about the deceased (Celebedge)

What would Blake Lively have done with this dress? (Hollywood Tuna)

Kiki wears Emma Stone’s old pink pouch (Pop Sugar)

They taught their sister to do the Prune! (Just Jared)

I guess Anna Wintour didn’t get invited to any bunga bunga parties (Socialite Life)

Did Ashley Greene always have those...or are they newly purchased? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Chicken Fried’s Russian weave (I'm Not Obsessed)

Who are you rooting for?

Duana Posted by Duana at September 26, 2011 19:53:55 September 26, 2011 19:53:55

Sons of Anarchy Season 4 Episode 3 recap As I watched Sons this week, in all its basketball-y, ant-ridden glory, I had a question. Actually, several. Today’s more about questions than answers, and I wanted to know - who, exactly, thinks they’re smarter than whom? It’s not that I don’t think Clay is sincere, for example, when he says Tara’s news made him happy. Full Story

JLo at the club

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 26, 2011 19:41:36 September 26, 2011 19:41:36
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Mr O /Splash, Kevin Mazur /Wireimage

Jennifer Lopez was in Vegas this weekend for the iHeartRadio music festival. She also made an appearance at Pure Nightclub. Translation: they threw a LOT of money at her to show up. Why do I find these pictures of JLo, dancing and grinding up on the Strip, really, really cringe-y? Is this unfair? It’s what you’d expect of a Kardashian. Full Story

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TV vs Movies: Mindy Kaling edition

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 26, 2011 17:59:26 September 26, 2011 17:59:26
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David Livingston /John Shearer /Gettyimages.com

It’s an ongoing discussion we’ve examined on my site and it could be a very interesting liveblog debate between Duana who loves television and Sarah from Cinesnark who also loves television but who supports the notion that the television star is still a second class citizen compared to the Movie Star, even though there is SO MUCH MORE QUALITY on television these days. Full Story

The Hybrid

Duana Posted by Duana at September 26, 2011 17:55:04 September 26, 2011 17:55:04

The Vampire Diaries Season 3 Episode 2 recap Previously on the Vampire Diaries, I laughed hysterically at all of your emails about the season premiere. Thank you for reminding me that it was Stefan’s room Damon trashed, I never found out what made Caroline’s purse burn her, and finally, THANK YOU to the person who told me on twitter that SIMON CAMDEN is playing the tortured werewolf! Who knew? Damon’s ripping down Stefan articles, and he criticizes Elena for ‘not staying away’ from him. Full Story

The model with yellow teeth

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 26, 2011 17:43:20 September 26, 2011 17:43:20
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INF, Bauergriffinonline.com, Wenn.com, Splashnewsonline.com

Lindsay Lohan went to Milan. She met a designer there. He’s called Philipp Plein. And all of a sudden, five minutes later, she’s the new face of the label, if you can call it a label, and is now, already, shooting the ad campaign. Ummm... You know who used to model for Philipp Plein? As in last year? Yeah. Full Story

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September 26, 2011 - Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 26, 2011 17:35:38 September 26, 2011 17:35:38

For Shauna who is off to the State Attorney General’s Office from Andrea who will miss you but is sending you off properly with a hit of Tim Riggins -- good luck at the new job!  Full Story

Friday, September 23, 2011

Dear Gossips,

Am very interested to see what will happen this weekend at the box office re: Taylor Lautner and his new movie Abduction. For a while there they were throwing everything at that kid. Multiple offers, multiple millions, a lot of hype without much to back it up.  Read Full Intro

Four Films in a year

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 23, 2011 16:22:33 September 23, 2011 16:22:33

Do you know that by the end of this year, Daniel Craig will have released four films? There’s the bust that was Cowboys & Aliens, Dream House which opens next week, Tintin, and then of course The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo. That matches Michael Fassbender. I just wanted to say his name. Michael Fassbender. Full Story

Do you miss Mad Men?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 23, 2011 12:13:09 September 23, 2011 12:13:09

Jon Hamm was photographed yesterday on the set of Mad Men. Nothing to complain about here. Why complain about Don Draper. If they weren’t so bitchy last year, Don Draper would be on tv every week right now. But, as you know, drama happened and they took a while to work it out and that pushed back production which is why Mad Men will not air until at least January. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 23, 2011 11:23:16 September 23, 2011 11:23:16

Lindsay Lohan might actually be more ebola-y than Paris Hilton (Dlisted)

True love is matching polos (The Superficial)

Robert Pattinson buys furniture (Pop Sugar)

Vintage Kanye West. Awesome. (Evil Beet Gossip)

Dude, for a second there I thought this was Catherine Zeta-Jones (Hollywood Tuna)

Really love Zoe Saldana’s dress (Just Jared)

Um, classy ...or cockblocky? (Cele|bitchy)

Taylor Lautner gets set up on morning tv (Celebuzz)

Does Cheryl Cole want Stacy Keibler’s job? What’s with the hair? (Go Fug Yourself)

Glee Gay Club (Towleroad)