Double Date at Glastonbury

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 27, 2011 10:03:52 June 27, 2011 10:03:52

Both U2 and Coldplay headlined at Glastonbury this weekend on Saturday. Then Beyonce closed the weekend. I hear she laid down a crazy performance. Anyway, as you know, B and Jay-Z are super tight with Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin. So, naturally, they were together all weekend. B and Jay were with G in VIP during Coldplay’s performance. Full Story

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Rachel rides Rocket & Biel doesn’t pull the card

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 27, 2011 08:51:12 June 27, 2011 08:51:12

You have heard me go on and on about Rachel McAdams’s anti-celebrity ways: she does not live permanently in LA, she maintains a rather ordinary-ish existence in Toronto, she rides her bike, she takes transit, she doesn’t whore herself out at every premiere and party, she doesn’t hit up gifting suites every week, she doesn’t call the paps outside her gym. Full Story

Beefy Tom Hardy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 27, 2011 08:20:00 June 27, 2011 08:20:00

Tom Hardy and Joel Edgerton are in Paris today to promote their movie Warrior. As you can see, Tom is... kinda beefy right now. He’s been working on The Dark Knight Rises. He will be the villain. Needless to say, at least without any makeup on, his villain looks like Bronson without the moustache. Full Story

This is not happening

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 27, 2011 08:00:11 June 27, 2011 08:00:11

I know we all wanted it to after the wedding just because, in the basest, basest terms, you could totally picture Hot Harry on a Horse getting down with Pippa Middleton’s tight, taught, perky ass in that white silk bridesmaid gown, right? Come on now. At the root of it all is always Sex. And we wanted Pippa and Harry to have sex. Full Story

Four Hours with Prince

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 27, 2011 07:25:11 June 27, 2011 07:25:11

I wish. Those of you who saw his show on Saturday night though – I’m so jealous! Prince was in Montreal this weekend for the Jazz Festival. He laid down a FOUR HOUR show at The Metropolis on Saturday night. FOUR HOURS. I’m told every minute was pure f-cking gold. Now THAT is an artist, right? Music for music lovers, right? And it was a small venue too. Full Story

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Daniel Craig married Rachel Weisz

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 27, 2011 07:01:48 June 27, 2011 07:01:48

It happened last Wednesday in New York. It was a secret wedding with only 6 guests – their children and two friends. The Daily Mail reported it first. We need to Encyclopaedia Brown this sh-t. Obviously. First, let’s re-examine the timeline: Daniel and Rachel work together on a movie called The Dream House in Toronto. Full Story

Will & Kate coordinate

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 27, 2011 06:42:18 June 27, 2011 06:42:18

Prince William and Catherine stepped out on Saturday to honour the Irish Guard at a medal parade in Windsor on Saturday. His uniform, I’m sure, is all official and proper. But as you can see, she chose to match him on the occasion in a military McQueen, so beautifully cut, so well fit, so perfectly selected; it’s making me very excited for their Canadian tour, to see her wardrobe, some of which will be recycled, (because she wants us to know she’s not extravagant that way) and to watch her every day, how she’ll be styled, how she will style herself, how she will try to be stylish and accessible at the same time. Full Story

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June 27, 2011 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 27, 2011 06:19:56 June 27, 2011 06:19:56

Natalie! Happy Birthday! We’re sorry we didn’t see you with Candace and friends at SMUT last week as you’re in Kingston dropping some science on our asses because you’re way, way smarter. Hopefully next year? I’ve been asked to attach for you some “dirty bearded celebs” and am told that even Adrien Brody will do. Full Story

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Friday, June 24, 2011

Dear Gossips,

Bad Teacher is getting better reviews than Cars 2. Does this surprise you? I want to see it this weekend. I want to laugh. During the movie and at Justin Timberlake. When you act like you’re acting, this is not acting. Here’s what Lindsay Lohan’s probation officer has to say about her  Read Full Intro

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 24, 2011 13:33:00 June 24, 2011 13:33:00

Owen Wilson did look very single when he was in Vancouver (Dlisted)

Showgirls 2011 (The Superficial)

I really don’t think it’s the cooking that keeps Leo interested in Blake (Cele|bitchy

Hurley looks good in jeans (Hollywood Tuna)

Pippa spends the night with her boyfriend (Pop Sugar)

Becks is passing it on to his boys (Just Jared)

Heidi’s mommy romper (Go Fug Yourself)

Drunk fools are about to lose their job (Pink Is The New Blog)

Amanda Seyfried in a flower jumper (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Kelly Kapowski returns the favour (I'm Not Obsessed)

You really have bad taste

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 24, 2011 12:49:16 June 24, 2011 12:49:16

Liz Hurley is serious about Shane Warne. You may have forgotten about Shane Warne. He’s GROSS. Like, properly VILE. Shane is an Aussie cricket legend, was married, is a chronic cheater, and was supposedly still with his wife when he and Hurley hooked up. And, for a laugh, or a vomit, click here Full Story

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