Judged by Robo

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 10, 2011 14:33:21 August 10, 2011 14:33:21

Katie Holmes will appear on So You Think You Can Dance tomorrow as a guest judge along with Kenny Ortega. Kenny Ortega choreographed Dirty Dancing, among many, many other projects. Katie Holmes... She takes dance lessons. They featured her on the show once and people really, really complained Full Story

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Totally an Audrey move

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 10, 2011 12:59:17 August 10, 2011 12:59:17

I can’t believe Jennifer Love Hewitt is only 32. She seems... not that young. Desperation can age you. I don’t watch The Bachelor or any of its iterations. Never. So I don’t know who these people are. Apparently JLH does. And she’s been throwing herself at one of them. Some guy called Ben. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 10, 2011 12:21:53 August 10, 2011 12:21:53

Picture Him On Top Of You (Dlisted)

HOW MANY TIMES WILL IT TAKE BEFORE BUMPWATCH IS OUTLAWED FOREVER??? (The Superficial)

I can’t decide if I think Jesse Eisenberg’s comment is really honest or really pretentious and annoying (Cele|bitchy)

This bomb ass body has had something like 15 kids. Ok, maybe just like 3. But you know, the same. (Hollywood Tuna)

Ryan Gosling and a naked lady with paint all over... I cannot look at this too long. I cannot look at this too long. (Pop Sugar)

Why am I just realising how beige Dianna Agron is? (Just Jared)

Viola Davis might be bringing home an Oscar AND a baby in the same year (WonderWall)

So they’re making a movie about The Hills people. As other great scripts continue to eat sh-t and dust. (Amy Grindhouse)

Hate what they did here to Leighton Meester’s hair (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

I love the way Kate Moss flops around with her nipples all over the place and feels nothing (ONTD)

Andrew on a bike, Emma on the carpet

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 10, 2011 11:02:14 August 10, 2011 11:02:14

Andrew Garfield was photographed on his scooter the other day. The agency says he was "leaving Emma Stone's hotel and heading to a studio". I love him a lot right now. I love him so much I rewatched Never Let Me Go on the plane the other day on the way back from Toronto. I liked the way he tried to cover his face, writhing around underneath Keira Knightley when she was riding him. Full Story

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The acclaimed Jude Law

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 10, 2011 10:07:57 August 10, 2011 10:07:57

Jude Law is currently in London performing in the West End in a production of Anna Christie at the Donmar Warehouse. The reviews have unanimously positive. The Daily Telegraph says he delivers “humour, tenderness and sudden moments of intense physical and emotional violence”; The Guardian says it’s the best work of Jude’s career and that this is the role that “releases Law from the tyranny of always being seen as the good-looking lead man and allows him to become a character actor”; and the Evening Standard agrees with this assessment, noting that Jude “exudes a visceral toughness that may just shape an entirely new career path for him”. Full Story

Please say hi to me

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 10, 2011 09:33:54 August 10, 2011 09:33:54

These pictures made me laugh. Shia Labeouf and Joe Jonas walked past each other at Cafe Med yesterday in West Hollywood. Let’s Photo Assumption the Middle Vagina Virgin’s face: Please know me. Please say hi to me. Please look up. Please let’s bro-shake. Should I walk back in the other direction? How can I run around the back and come across him all over again without seeming obvious? Should I try it? Please let me be his friend. Full Story

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Are you f-cking Lindsay LOHAN...

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 10, 2011 08:48:01 August 10, 2011 08:48:01

Guy Berryman??? Or is she following you around begging you for it? You just gasped, right? Here’s the quick background. Last week some dumbass UK tabloid, I think it was The Sun, published a story about LOHAN losing her sh-t because she wasn’t allowed backstage at Coldplay. Gossip Cop Full Story

She learns for him, will not leave him

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 10, 2011 08:38:14 August 10, 2011 08:38:14

So much speculation and it’s been going on for years that she will finally leave him because he simply won’t, ever, change. But do you know the lengths she went through to get him, and keep him? Did you know she enrolled in classes at university, not because she was interested for herself, but because she wanted to be able to talk to him about. Full Story

Jen vs Sandy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 10, 2011 07:51:11 August 10, 2011 07:51:11

It’s tabloid Wednesday. And this week, Us Weekly is using Jennifer Aniston + babies to take on a beaming Sandra Bullock on the cover of PEOPLE. Not-so-single-anymore lady wants children vs single lady happiness... it’s kind of hilarious. Sandra Bullock’s husband humiliated her just as she was adopting her son. Full Story

Tuesday, August 9, 2011

Dear Gossips,

I think I might be seeing Adele tonight. I mean, I have tickets, and there’s no reason I won’t be there. But I say “I think I might” because, as previously noted, I don’t have much Yoon Fun  Read Full Intro

Should I liveblog this?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 9, 2011 14:00:20 August 9, 2011 14:00:20

We might have to liveblog this. Duana? Sarah? Sasha? Hallmark is airing a movie of the week about Will and Kate. A trailer for it was released a few days ago. I just got to it now. Actually, that was half an hour ago. I’ve since watched it at least 5 times. Each time it gets worse. And funnier. Full Story