February 3, 2011 – Smutty Shout-Outs

February 3, 2011 08:05:00 Posted at February 3, 2011 08:05:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

For Dennis who makes great steaks and who gave me Fiona, the dearest of friends. I signed the petition! Please click here to help preserve the mountain. And Happy 30th Birthday Leigh-Ellen! I love 80s themed parties. Forget about the splotches, focus on the 55 POUNDS that aren’t there anymore – yay you! As for your cleaning situation – can you just clean the bathroom, like the toilet bowl and the sink, where people see, and nothing else? I mean, tell them it’s the Chinese thing. Full Story

Wednesday, February 2, 2011

Dear Gossips,

It’s New Year’s Eve! Tonight I’m going to bed in brand new red pyjamas and sleeping on fresh clean sheets, after several loads of laundry and mad cleaning this afternoon. And you? There were a lot of questions following the open yesterday, especially from those in Australia who are so far ahead.  Read Full Intro

Go to film school with I WENT TO FILM SCHOOL

February 2, 2011 15:28:35 Posted at February 2, 2011 15:28:35
Lainey Posted by Lainey

And you can see him on Broadway too. My friends are always rolling their eyes when I go off about my schedule. I can be insufferably martyr-y about having two jobs, sometimes three, and not sleeping much. As such, I can “oh yeah?” just about anyone when it comes to busy-ness. But not James Franco. Full Story

Kate Hudson’s crush on the GMD

February 2, 2011 13:09:05 Posted at February 2, 2011 13:09:05
Lainey Posted by Lainey

My favourite video of the day. It’s full of double entendres and such. Kate Hudson was in London last week promoting her movie A Little Bit of Heaven. She appeared on the Graham Norton Show (a little overdressed, right?) as part of her media tour. Norton asked her about her crush on the GMD. She’s cute about it, and his pee pee too, and, well, that Norton’s a sly motherf-cker. Full Story

Halle’s replacement

February 2, 2011 12:39:23 Posted at February 2, 2011 12:39:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Halle Berry had to drop out of New Year’s Eve so she could devote all her energy to taking down her baby father. Her replacement is Katherine Heigl. It’s amazing to me that Heigl wasn’t involved in this from the beginning, that she wasn’t in Valentine’s Day either. How is it that she also wasn’t in She’s Just Not That Into You? Or was she? Even if she wasn’t, it feels like she was. Full Story

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Year-end Tiger dramas

February 2, 2011 12:05:53 Posted at February 2, 2011 12:05:53
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The Squawking Chicken called it all along that the Year of the Open Mouth Tiger would bring the drama. It’s come in the form of natural disasters, international conflict, digital warfare, economic crises, and much, much more. My mother, who is of the Tiger sign, had a rough one herself. She forgot to get a blessing from the contrarian temple even though she had advance notice that the year would try her. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

February 2, 2011 11:35:00 Posted at February 2, 2011 11:35:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

My friend Lorella came up with the best analogy today: Anderson Cooper is the Julia Roberts of reporters. He puts himself in every story. Agree or disagree? (Dlisted)

When Sh-t meets Diarrhoea – but which is which? (The Superficial)

Leighton Meester has arrived: she’s earned a Kanye West fly-by (Popeater)

Mila Kunis really is so f-cking cute (Hollywood Tuna)

She’s a total Why Is, for sure. But Rachel Bilson really does have such a pretty face (Pop Sugar)

Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman namechecks her forehead! (Just Jared)

How to blow and interview a politician by Naomi Campbell (Cele|bitchy)

Joseph Gordon-Levitt is Christopher Nolan’s new pet pupil (Celebuzz)

Is that dirt on her stomach, or an actual shirt? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

How many times did you see Avatar? This is how much James Cameron made off you. (ICYDK)

Guard your belongings

February 2, 2011 10:20:11 Posted at February 2, 2011 10:20:11
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Wonder if this is the Burberry suit for Tom Hardy that I was referring to yesterday. He presented at the Visual Effects Society Awards last night honouring Christopher Nolan and Inception. If I were him I’d keep it out of the reach of Lindsay Lohan, because if there was a way to steal it, that bitch probably would. Full Story

Jen: no babies, Mexican or otherwise

February 2, 2011 09:12:00 Posted at February 2, 2011 09:12:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Apparently this is only a surprise for people who read and actually believe Star Magazine. Every other month, someone tries to make us think that Jennifer Aniston wants babies. Maybe she encourages that a little, but mostly it’s because the MiniVan Majority really, really wants that for her. They want for her what they have for themselves. Full Story

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Mimi Cribs: LA Edition

February 2, 2011 08:41:00 Posted at February 2, 2011 08:41:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Before she’d do the bare minimum you know? Like walk five steps to her bodyguard before he picked her up and carried her up the stairs. This by the way is a true story. And well BEFORE she got pregnant. Back in November, Mimi probably made them carry her couch, with her on it, into the Home Shopping Network studios, with 18 costume and hair changes, to sell her rainbows and Hello Kitties. Full Story

GOOPy at the Grammys!

February 2, 2011 08:02:00 Posted at February 2, 2011 08:02:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Can’t wait to liveblog the Grammys! Especially now…because Gwyneth Paltrow is confirmed to be performing with Cee-Lo! Apparently they’ll be joined by the Jim Henson Company Puppets. Sounds like Forget You is probably a good bet. Imagine that. Full Story