GOOP Week

April 15, 2011 07:23:42 Posted at April 15, 2011 07:23:42
Lainey Posted by Lainey

She has been everywhere this week. All up in your face with her cooking and cookbook and her famous friends. But Gwyneth had to slum it with the regular people yesterday at a book signing at Barnes & Noble in New York, grudgingly engaging the public as she aims to take her recipes to the bestseller list. Full Story

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April 15, 2011 – Smutty Shout-Outs

April 15, 2011 07:08:03 Posted at April 15, 2011 07:08:03
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Happy Birthday Angie Jolie! Sarah told me all that you and NotBrad have been doing for your parents. You’re incredible. And you deserve a trip to the Bahamas, although, you know, I do wish you a LOT of alone time when you’re there. Can I just tell you how amazing it is, your name? Your real name? I know it’s a pain in the ass to have to block calls and place orders but you could also seriously mess with people, like Brangelunatics, or get a better seat at a restaurant? Do tell me more of these stories. Full Story

Thursday, April 14, 2011

Dear Gossips,

I was in a used bookstore in London last summer and came upon a copy of the screenplay for Notting Hill. I LOVE Notting Hill. Sometimes it gets funnier and funnier to me. Really Hugh Grant at his best. Anyway, the book (which offers some pretty great insight about how screenplays become films) included an introduction from screenwriter Richard Curtis and a delightfully bitchy and hilarious afterward by Hugh Grant himself.  Read Full Intro

When Adele became Sasha

April 14, 2011 14:35:38 Posted at April 14, 2011 14:35:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Love it so much that Adele is on the cover of the new Rolling Stone. But then they decided to mess with her face. I mean… there’s some contouring happening, right? Tina Fey had a great answer for this in Bossypants. I don’t have it with me this minute so I can’t excerpt it for you here but she was basically like, whatever, I pose for them, and then they go off and do whatever it is that they do, and everybody knows it anyway, it’s like we’re all experts at identifying photoshop and nobody actually believes I look like that so it just makes the magazine look stupid. Full Story

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Groceries for her man

April 14, 2011 12:15:00 Posted at April 14, 2011 12:15:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Scarlett Johansson was photographed at the grocery yesterday picking up a few things to take back home. Home, of course, as we learned yesterday is at Sean Penn’s in Malibu. Wicked leather jacket, non? Wouldn’t it be great if Ryan Reynolds hooked up with Robin Wright? Highly unlikely but with an ego like Sean’s, and given how he reacted to Robin’s ex Greg Shapiro at the Oscars a couple of years ago – click here Full Story

Manscaping, Vegan Bags, and Summer Shorts

April 14, 2011 11:55:23 Posted at April 14, 2011 11:55:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Written by Sasha After a random hook-up the other night, I was told post-coital - "I love that you're hairy!" I took it as an insult. I'm lazy, winter's almost over, and I haven't had a chance to "manscape" yet slash it's one of my least favourite things to do and I'm a low maintenance gay. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

April 14, 2011 10:52:48 Posted at April 14, 2011 10:52:48
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jennifer Lawrence in GQ: pervy or just the right amount of sexy? (The Superficial)

Reese Witherspoon and Robert Pattinson don’t look like they have much chemistry in their trailer. And this kills the quiver even more (Dlisted)

Glee will soon tell us that Friday comes before Saturday (Popeater)

Oh look, Kate Bosworth doesn’t have to cover her nipples anymore from those horrible, horrible paps (Hollywood Tuna)

Courteney Cox gives a MUCH better interview than Jennifer Aniston (Pop Sugar)

She can walk right into Balenciaga and pick and choose. But for some reason Salma Hayek is making a movie with Kevin James??? (Just Jared)

Anne Hathaway’s legs on Ellen (Popoholic)

That looks like a really complicated dress to put on (Celebuzz)

Amanda Seyfried explains what it’s like to be a movie actress (The Blemish)

I thought upper class girls were supposed to have taste (Go Fug Yourself)

 

Porny and the First Lady

April 14, 2011 09:46:15 Posted at April 14, 2011 09:46:15
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jessica Simpson was in Denver last night performing for military families at Coors Field. The First Lady Michelle Obama invited Porny to join the event, one of many that Mrs Obama and Dr Jill Biden are hosting across the country saluting US service personnel. How much do you love that Jessica’s the supposed Hollywood celebrity and both the First Lady and Dr Biden are better dressed than she is? In fairness to Porny though, what she chose for this occasion is appropriate and proportionate. Full Story

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You’re No Tami Taylor

April 14, 2011 08:56:17 Posted at April 14, 2011 08:56:17
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Written by Duana There comes a time in every TV program’s life where, despite your crossing your fingers, they do the thing that you wish they hadn’t. They betray you in a way that is painful, and hurts, because you keep hoping they’re tricking you, and going to a place that you weren’t fully sure you knew of. Full Story

No wife, no running & more from G’s dinner!

April 14, 2011 08:01:00 Posted at April 14, 2011 08:01:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Chris Martin was the surprise guests at a benefit held at a pub in London last night. Just 48 hours earlier, he was in New York running from paparazzi after his wife Gwyneth Paltrow hosted a dinner party for her famous friends featuring a few recipes from her upcoming cookbook. SO MUCH MORE on that dinner party later. Full Story

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The Brange backstage

April 14, 2011 07:37:31 Posted at April 14, 2011 07:37:31
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Last night was date night for the Brange in LA as they attended the opening night performance of God of Carnage. Culture! Brad, as you can see, is still working his greaser gangster vibe. Angelina on the other hand, well, she looks like sh-t. Clammy in the face, dark circles under the eyes, not helped by the smudged eyeliner, almost like she has the flu. Full Story

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