Thursday, May 17, 2012

Dear Gossips,

Moonrise Kingdom opened Cannes last night. Photos of the cast on the carpet at the Palais including Bruce Willis, Tilda Swinton, Bill Murray, and Edward Norton, who looked sooooooo great and so fresh and not truculent at all, are attached.  Read Full Intro

Battleship vs The Avengers Week 3

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 17, 2012 20:44:05 May 17, 2012 20:44:05
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Wenn, Doug Meszler/Splash

Taylor Kitsch was in New York this week for a last push to promote Battleship. After this he pretty much goes right into press for Savages. Battleship opens on Friday. Can it challenge The Avengers? The Avengers made over $100 million on its SECOND weekend. That’s crazy. I’m no box office scientist. I have no idea how much it’ll go down on its third weekend. Full Story

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My Mom Is Emma Thompson

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 17, 2012 19:57:23 May 17, 2012 19:57:23
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WENN

Emma Thompson showed up at the London premiere of MIB3 with her daughter Gaia. SO cute, right? Both in white. And with the same hair! You know how at some point or another our parents always end up embarrassing us? Look at Emma being Emma, with all those facial expressions, probably shouting out hilarious responses to the photographers. Full Story

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Will & Harry talk to Katie about their Granny

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 17, 2012 18:52:58 May 17, 2012 18:52:58
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WPA Pool/Getty

ABC has secured the US rights to broadcast the Concert For The Queen on June 5 in celebration of Her Majesty’s Diamond Jubilee. As part of the deal, I guess the network was also able to negotiate exclusive interviews with Princes William and Harry to air on May 29th as part of a 2 hour special hosted by Katie Couric called The Real Queen: By Her Own Royal Family. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 17, 2012 18:25:24 May 17, 2012 18:25:24

Sasha finds Gwyneth’s raincoat and black & white dresses in LifeStyle 
 
I don’t get it. So is Justin Bieber for or against drawing dicks? (The Superficial)
     
Not kidding - at first I thought this was Jeremy Piven, then John Travolta (Dlisted)
 
Did you watch Lindsay Lohan on Glee? I guess it was waste of time? (Celeb|itchy)

I still really like this side part braid (Hollywood Tuna)
 
Do I have to give up my girl card if I say this does nothing for me? (Pop Sugar)
 
Russell Brand is all class about Katy Perry (Just Jared)
 
What do you think of the seams on Katherine Heigl’s jeans? (Popoholic)
 
LOVE this dress with horses on it. Crazy? (Trendmill)

Um, Lea Michele and Cory Monteith kissing at the hockey game (Pink Is The New Blog)
 
This dress probably looks great on the hanger but... something’s offputting about it on the body (Go Fug Yourself)
 
 

Michael Fassbender is not Tom Cruise

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 17, 2012 18:14:48 May 17, 2012 18:14:48

The Tom Cruise Playboy article is insightful in its lack of insight. Michael Fassbender just doesn’t have that level of control yet. He’s not a machine. Michael Fassbender, rather, right now at least, seems to be all instinct and impulse. When he’s interviewed then, it’s more than just a fluff piece. Full Story

Tom Cruise is not John Travolta

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 17, 2012 18:03:17 May 17, 2012 18:03:17

Rock Of Ages opens in less than a month. We’re about to get a lot of the GMD. Tom Cruise as a badass rock star. Tom Cruise bare-chested, wearing eyeliner, and SINGING. Two magazine profiles have been released as advance promotion for the film. I’m sure by now that you’ve seen these shots of Tom fully Stacee Jaxxed in a spread for W Magazine looking really uncomfortable on the cover being groped by two models. Full Story

Beyonce & Jay-Z: scheduled avoidance?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 17, 2012 16:34:12 May 17, 2012 16:34:12
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Wenn, Fame/Flynet

Here’s Jay-Z last night in London at the UK premiere of Men In Black 3. Jay and Kanye West kick off 5 nights of Watch The Throne at the O2 on Friday. Currently there is no sign of Beyonce there. B plays 4 shows in Atlantic City next weekend for Memorial Day, her first performances since the birth of the B. Full Story

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Sienna Miller Drinks Champagne

Maria Posted by Maria at May 17, 2012 16:21:53 May 17, 2012 16:21:53
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Fame/Flynet

Sienna Miller, who is competing for the cutest pregnancy ever title against Drew Barrymore, was on vacation in Italy and snapped having a glass of champagne. Not a major story, but I was on Baby Center, which is a huge resource website for pregnancy and infants, because my son is teething and I needed some info (namely, when does this hell end). Full Story

JLo’s next career moves

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 17, 2012 14:29:14 May 17, 2012 14:29:14
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Fame/Flynet

Forbes has just put Jennifer Lopez on top of their Celebrity 100 List, calling her the most powerful celebrity in the business with $52 million earned last year along with total pop culture domination. I don’t dispute it. American Idol is the best decision she’s ever made. The way she managed her career after that decision, with the music and the marketing and the branding, straight up, it was a clinic. Full Story

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Lea & Cory: Summer Of Love?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 17, 2012 14:03:28 May 17, 2012 14:03:28
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Bauer-Griffin

Lea Michele and Cory Monteith attended the Fox Upfront presentation the other day in New York to represent Glee. They’ll both be back for Season 4...as ratings have steadily declined over the year. Some are saying that next year could be the last? Must be why Kate Hudson and Sarah Jessica Parker have signed on to guest star. Full Story

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