Spider-Man has a nice ass

February 4, 2011 07:59:59 Posted at February 4, 2011 07:59:59
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I mean, it was a given that Andrew Garfield would be working on his body to play Spider-Man. And when the promo shot was released, it was encouraging the work he’d put into it so far. But you don’t really appreciate the full effect until you see the full body encased in tightness. Particularly the ass. Full Story

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How much would LiLo pay…

February 4, 2011 07:36:53 Posted at February 4, 2011 07:36:53
Lainey Posted by Lainey

To be the dude in between Leonardo DiCaprio and Tom Hardy courtside at the Laker game last night? What would she thief in exchange for it? Leo and Tom had a little Inception reunion while watching Los Angeles lose a close one at the buzzer to the San Antonio Spurs. It was a better effort than they’ve put up lately…but for a while now they haven’t been able to bring their best against the better teams in the league, not even with Leo’s golden touch? Maybe Leo’s golden touch doesn’t work until the playoffs. Full Story

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February 4, 2011 – Smutty Shout-Outs

February 4, 2011 07:20:15 Posted at February 4, 2011 07:20:15
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Lianne! I’m not quitting. Not any time soon. Not as long as you’re gossiping too! Happy Birthday tomorrow! Please find your boy crazy crushes attached…although I have to say – Kris LeTang, sure, but I can’t get down with that hair. Happy Birthday Shannon T with love from Joanna! Congratulations on buying your first home and have a great time on Saturday night! It’s a perfect way to kick off a New Year! Happy “Re-Birthday” Deirdre W McC from Ottawa! Michelle told me about what happened 10 years ago and what you’ve accomplished since. Full Story

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Thursday, February 3, 2011

Dear Gossips,

Gung Hay Fat Choy! Happy New Year!

I had to squeeze in a last minute red manicure yesterday after my ma the Squawking Chicken yelled at me for even suggesting doing it on New Year’s Day.

So…the Year of the Rabbit begins tomorrow or, more specifically, at 11pm on Thursday February 3rd. What can we expect? The Squawking Chicken says it’ll be a lot calmer than the Tiger. Rabbits don’t generally run around fighting and sh-t. But, um, and I’m not going to sugarcoat this for you, if you belong to the sign of the Rabbit, there are some challenges ahead. You’ll have to be extra cautious. Take close care of your health. And, in particular, don’t let anyone try to convince you to do something you don’t want to do this year. Rabbits are vulnerable this year to coercion, you could be talked into something undesirable before you even have a chance to stop and reflect. So be mindful of your decisions, because the wrong decision could have disastrous consequences. Be wary of people coming with advice and a thousand opinions. And check your mouth too –what you say this year, and who you say it to, could bounce back and f-ck you up. Keep your gossip limited to the Hollywood kind, stay away from that sh-t in your real life. Small incidents in a year when your luck is running smoothly stay small incidents. Small incidents in a not so great year (for your Sign, in this case the Rabbit) have a way of escalating into huge dramas. Keep your guard up.

But DON’T PANIC. Every sign, everyone is due for a low year in the cycle. It’s unavoidable. Some years you go for it, you’re aggressive, and some years you huddle, you conserve, you keep your head down and wait it out. Rabbits – this would be the year you play it conservative. That’s all it is. It’s a year of regrouping, of being patient. Chinese astrology, and not the kind you find on websites, is often routed in character development. Luck or lack of luck is a series of tests, it’s how the universe determines whether or not you’re worthy of the good ride. Oftentimes, it’s how you play your low years that determines how high your high years will be. Jacek is a Rabbit too. So we know this won’t be the best year of his life. More importantly though, it doesn’t have to be the worst, so long as you’re smart about the choices you make. And if you’re smart about those choices, when a high year rolls around, the bonuses are plenty. By the way, dogs are protective of rabbits, so there’s that.

Anyway, just like last year, the Squawking Chicken has prepared some protective charms for giveaways. And this year it’s for the Rabbits. It’s especially fortuitous because she’s been in Asia for the winter. She spent weeks collecting these “luck pockets”, and she’s also getting them blessed while she’s over there at the temple. There are 20 available to those born in: 1927, 1939, 1951, 1963, 1975, 1987, and 1999. All Rabbits. If you would like to enter, please email inquiries@laineygossip.com with RABBIT as the title by February 17th. We will randomly select from the entries. Ma is back on February 18 and we’ll send them out to you then. What does the “pocket” do? I’ve included a message from someone who received a Tiger charm last year. Check the Shout Outs section.

Wishing you and yours a healthy, happy, and prosperous Year of the Rabbit!

Yours in gossip,


Photos from ChinaFotoPress/Gettyimages.com

Kate Moss engaged?

February 3, 2011 14:25:21 Posted at February 3, 2011 14:25:21
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The source of this report is the UK Sun which can totally be sketch. On occasion though, especially re: British names, they can score, and very accurately too. According to the publication, Jamie Hince, Kate Moss’s longtime boyfriend, proposed to her in bed on Tuesday night. Full Story

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Menstruation parties

February 3, 2011 13:58:37 Posted at February 3, 2011 13:58:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jennifer Aniston was on Oprah yesterday. She’s on Ellen today. She was photographed arriving at a photo shoot yesterday for Smart Water. Jen of course is on heavy promotion right now for Just Go With It. And at the same time she’s also pimping the US release of her fragrance, now available online at Sephora and in store in March. Full Story

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Flip Flops, Wedding Wear & 40+ Online Shopping

February 3, 2011 13:25:08 Posted at February 3, 2011 13:25:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Written by Sasha Hi Sasha, I’m not totally into weddings myself, but my best friend is getting married in April and I'm her dutiful maid of honour. I'm actually beginning to understand the necessity of tulle in life. Full Story

TV LiveBlog - February 3, 2011

February 3, 2011 11:59:45 Posted at February 3, 2011 11:59:45
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Welcome to the first TV LiveBlog of the year with Duana. And just in time too. It’s February Sweeps! Skins? Yes, we’ll get to the US Skins. And Shameless, I guess. And more, including Duana trying to force feed Kristen Bell onto us again. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

February 3, 2011 11:21:14 Posted at February 3, 2011 11:21:14
Lainey Posted by Lainey

But that’s why Vanessa Paradis is a badass. She doesn’t always have to look airbrushed and perfect. (The Superficial)

MK plays Photo Assumption with Reese Witherspoon and her fiancé. Conclusion: someone misses Jakey??? (Dlisted)

Anderson Cooper: still in the thick of the story, and still the story himself. (Popeater)

Rachel Bilson’s wardrobe is made for being photographed (Hollywood Tuna)

The Italian Queen makes Cavalli look like Cavalli but not as well as Sofia Vergara (Pop Sugar)

Two Olsens of a different combination (Just Jared)

Leighton, late night, legs (Popoholic)

Chemistry Try: Robert Pattinson & Reese Witherspoon (Celebuzz)

The TV Kate Middleton (SheKnows)

Minda Kaling makes a boring colour not boring (Go Fug Yourself)

More Exes in Paris & Celebrity Books

February 3, 2011 10:51:23 Posted at February 3, 2011 10:51:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Last week, Kate Hudson, Alex Rodriguez, and Cameron Diaz were in Paris at the same time. Click here for a refresher. This week it’s Hilary Duff, Joel Madden, and his wife Nicole Richie. Joel and Nicole were married just two months ago. Honeymoon? They hit up Colette – oh God I love Colette but real people cannot afford Colette – and then went for a romantic walk around Montmartre. Full Story

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