Who’s the idiot keeping her waiting?

April 19, 2011 07:22:34 Posted at April 19, 2011 07:22:34
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Oh I would not want to be the ass picking up Sofia Vergara yesterday in New York. Judging from her face, he’s late. And she looks annoyed. And so f-cking sexy. Look at that little pout. I want her. Sofia is, presumably, in NYC to do a little more work on New Year’s Eve. Before that she’ll be in theatres, or at least her voice will be, this summer in The Smurfs. Full Story

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April 19, 2011 – Smutty Shout-Outs

April 19, 2011 07:09:14 Posted at April 19, 2011 07:09:14
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Vancouver! It’s Jeans Day next Thursday! Support BC Children’s Hospital in your denim, encourage everyone at work, and help raise money for the Excellence in Child Health Fund which addresses the Hospital’s most urgent needs including research into childhood illnesses, replacing equipment, and public education initiatives. Full Story

Monday, April 18, 2011

Dear Gossips,

The last time Nicolas Cage made headlines for being drunk and disorderly in public, he was in Romania.

“I’ll die in the name of honour!”

Remember that? Click here for a refresher. Unfortunately, there is no audio from the camera footage of his New Orleans arrest this weekend. Otherwise, I’m sure we would have been treated to another classic. As you may have heard, Cage taunted the cops into arresting him (“Why don’t you just arrest me?”) and I imagine the follow-up line to that was probably something in the spirit of:

“But if they can’t defuse that bomb, that’s on the NOPD, brother. That’s on you. You are a gambling with our future!”

Real life is a movie too, didn’t you know?

Duana, my tv coach, always says you have to watch at least 2 episodes to get the flavour of a new show. So give it one more week for Game of Thrones. Or maybe I don’t have to tell you that, maybe you saw the premiere last night and are in for the ride already. I powered through the first 6 episodes on media screeners this weekend. SO GOOD. It’s worth your investment.

Yours in gossip,


PS. Did you enter the Reveal the Dirt contest yet? $100 in Biore© product plus movies passes. Click here for the details and the first clue. All you have to do is tell me who went up and down on each other a few years ago, as both are curiously in the midst of pregnancy speculation at the same time. Easy, right? Also there’s another chance to win on Wednesday with one of my favourites from the gossip hall of fame. That one, however, won’t be so obvious. Study up!

Cory’s moves

April 18, 2011 14:47:56 Posted at April 18, 2011 14:47:56
Lainey Posted by Lainey

You know who isn’t young, famous, and mean? He’s young and famous, yes. But the mean part, it’s not Cory Monteith. Cory was at Coachella too (Memo to Cory – but you’re checking your iphone for Canucks updates every few minutes during games, right?) and working some moves on a pretty girl…who seems like a good match, at least in height. Full Story

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Inside 3 months

April 18, 2011 13:44:03 Posted at April 18, 2011 13:44:03
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Friday was exactly 3 months. Friday was also the day that the DVD for Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 1 was released. And Harry Potter also covered the current issue of Entertainment Weekly. I am an Entertainment Weekly subscriber. Sometimes I worry that my magazines will get stolen depending on the cover stories. Full Story


April 18, 2011 12:46:00 Posted at April 18, 2011 12:46:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Hunger Games casting update! A release was just sent out. They’ve announced the tributes from District 11. Which means Rue! Her name is Amandla Stenberg. And Thresh, also from 11, is Dayo Okeniyi. Both newcomers. There’s now actually a Facebook page for casting confirmations. Looks like they may be going in reverse chronological order of districts. Full Story

Young, famous, mean

April 18, 2011 12:29:00 Posted at April 18, 2011 12:29:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Remember when Lea Michele meangirled Hailee Steinfeld who then went on to get nominated for almost every major award and Lea had to swallow back her own sh-t and be nice to her at the shows? Blind, deaf, and dumb Glee fans were all like – no way, Lea could never be a bitch, she’s so nice and grateful on Twitter! Guess what? They’re young, they’re famous, and they can be mean. Full Story

Work toilets, sh-tty dads, & waiting for the ring

April 18, 2011 12:00:54 Posted at April 18, 2011 12:00:54
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Written by Sasha Dear Sasha, I work in an office with three dudes. I don't work with them, they're just around, running their company. Today, when i went to the bathroom, I went to turn on the tap to mask any sounds, like I usually do - and there was no water. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

April 18, 2011 11:29:18 Posted at April 18, 2011 11:29:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I was not in Vegas this weekend but he saw me everywhere (Dlisted)

America hates Miley? (The Superficial)

Hilarious. But it would be better if he went back to Film School and James Franco was his prof. (Popeater)

Pure muscle. Damn! (Hollywood Tuna)

Scarlett Johansson’s boyfriend goes paddle boarding (Pop Sugar)

Anne Hathaway’s purple sweat pants (Just Jared)

I can’t imagine Cate Blanchett on an elliptical machine (Cele|bitchy

OH MY GAWD ROBERT PATTINSON IS KISSING KRISTEN STEWART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Socialite Life)

Demi Moore’s youngest lights up at Coachella (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Fergie: this looks way more comfortable than leather pants (I'm Not Obsessed)

Shaki & her sunshine

April 18, 2011 09:58:00 Posted at April 18, 2011 09:58:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Shakira just confirmed last month on Twitter that she’s dating Spanish footballer Gerard Pique. She called him her “sunshine” in Spanish. This weekend they could barely contain it during lunch in Barcelona. Sunshine is 10 years younger than Shaki and looks totally, totally, totally in love. Full Story

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Vampire Diaries Last Dance

April 18, 2011 08:55:00 Posted at April 18, 2011 08:55:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Written by Duana Oh, you guys. I am so excited. What I’ve heard, but not seen, is that the VD deliciousness gets an extra special swirl when these guys are high school kids – like, going to sock hops and hanging out in the cafeteria – while vamping out and worrying whether good ol’ Tyler is going to come home and cause problems. Full Story

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