Why weren’t you at the Xenu party?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 9, 2011 08:56:54 August 9, 2011 08:56:54

Saturday night in Hollywood, there was a big Scientology party attended by some of Xenu’s most ardent disciples including John Travolta and wife Kelly Preston, Priscilla Presley, Juliette Lewis, Jenna Elfman, and Jason Lee, who looked hotter than he has in a long time. You can see the photos here Full Story

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One Day in 10 days

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 9, 2011 08:17:15 August 9, 2011 08:17:15

I was about write, “Why didn’t they premiere this in London”, and then I realised that would be a really bad idea right now. As a brief break from London burning though, have a look at this photo of Ealing and the #riotcleanup. Last night over in New York, Anne Hathaway’s really small waist showed up in an Alexander McQueen dress alongside Jim Sturgess for the premiere of One Day. Full Story

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Spons’d Tingles: Summer Blonde Crush - Carey

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 9, 2011 08:04:00 August 9, 2011 08:04:00

If you’re a regular reader of the site, you know that we’ve teamed up with Schwarzkopf Professional © in the past to bring great prizes and a lot of swag. We’re doing it again, this time to promote their BLONDME line while I share my blonde crushes of the summer-to-date. And giving away plenty of product of course. Full Story

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Aziz, Jesse, red dots, and c-nts

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 9, 2011 07:31:00 August 9, 2011 07:31:00

Aziz Ansari and Jesse Eisenberg attended the LA premiere of 30 Minutes or Less last night. It opens on Friday. I’ve attached the second red band trailer below. I won’t lie. I really, really want to see this movie and laugh my sh-t out. A lot. I really, really wish I hadn’t seen the part in the trailer below when Aziz slaps Jesse in the ear. Full Story

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August 9, 2011 - Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 9, 2011 06:53:16 August 9, 2011 06:53:16

Katie! Happy Belated 8-8-11 Birthday! You don’t have to beg… but next year tell me earlier! Birthday Wishes to B from V and have fun next year at Comic-Con together where, I’m told, you’re hoping to party with Chris Evans? I am hoping for this too. For you, I mean. And when it happens, ask him how he could have possibly dated Shelfy Jessica Biel. Full Story

Monday, August 8, 2011

Dear Gossips,

Only managed to fit in the last half an hour or so of the Teen Choice Awards because I was too caught up watching Steve Williams telling Tiger Woods to suck it from at least 12 different angles. Was it the classiest move ever? Please.  Read Full Intro

Ron, Cedric, Draco - Accio 2005!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 8, 2011 13:31:22 August 8, 2011 13:31:22

A reader called Tina just sent me a photo of a little Harry Potter reunion that happened at the Teen Choice Awards last night. I opened the message to find Rupert Grint, Robert Pattinson, and Tom Felton gathered backstage. Cute, right? (Lorella - check the slope.) Anyway, then I started wondering when a picture like this last happened. Full Story

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Peaches’s Boyfriend: I want his everything

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 8, 2011 12:44:00 August 8, 2011 12:44:00

I have a thing for Peaches Geldof. I know this will amount to nothing, and that no matter how hard she tries to make herself happen, she probably won’t happen, but that doesn’t change the fact that though no one else cares about her, I do. Peaches is all skinny and sickly blonde now and she may be engaged to her boyfriend Thomas Cohen, a musician, of course, who is reportedly sick in love with her and very, very jealous and possessive, and they apparently can’t stand to be apart. Full Story

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Porcelain to Porcine

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 8, 2011 12:08:33 August 8, 2011 12:08:33

There is no art to saying someone looks like a pig. It’s not clever and it’s not original. There is, then, no intent here to snark on Nicole Kidman. The reason I’m saying she looks like a pig is because, well, she actually looks like a pig. She wasn’t, of course, born looking like a pig. Full Story

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Facebook love, Facebook work, Facebook fights

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 8, 2011 11:47:26 August 8, 2011 11:47:26

Written by Sasha Dear Sasha,I recently struck up a Facebook situation with a dude called Z. Even though we'd never met, I accepted Z's friend request. Before long, Z became regular fixture on my Facebook; 'liking' my updates, dropping witty comments, etc in a non-skeevy way. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 8, 2011 11:33:44 August 8, 2011 11:33:44

It’s been a lot more than 7 hours and 15 days (Dlisted)

Sometimes a one piece is so much sexier than a bikini (The Superficial)

Colin Farrell shouts out his son (Celebedge)

I wonder if I’d like Avril’s shoes more if someone else were wearing them (Hollywood Tuna)

Ryan Gosling, a blonde boyfriend (Pop Sugar)

Taylor & Taylor together again! (Just Jared)

What was up with all the Glee this weekend? (Cele|bitchy)

Gaga goes to Britney (Socialite Life)

What’s worse? A pilot drinking in flight or getting blown? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Apparently some f-cking idiot is paying each of these twats a million to attend a party (I'm Not Obsessed)