SAG Just Miss: Jennifer Lawrence

January 31, 2011 07:16:08 Posted at January 31, 2011 07:16:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey

What an eyesore. And I don’t just mean the colour. It’s the colour and the details. The black details. That black belt. And those black shoes, made clunkier by contrast… it was all a little amateur. Which, frankly, I find rather endearing. She is the middle class girl in the movie who gets invited to the country club for the first time and doesn’t get it quite right. Full Story

SAG Jinx: Justin Timberlake

January 31, 2011 07:07:00 Posted at January 31, 2011 07:07:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Click here for a refresher on what I wrote last week. When JT doesn’t show up, The Social Network cleans up. When he does show up, like at the Producers Guild, TSN gets no love. Justin attended the SAGs last night. Guess what happened? The Social Network was trumped by The King’s Speech. Full Story

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SAG Black Swans: Natalie Portman & Mila Kunis

January 31, 2011 06:47:48 Posted at January 31, 2011 06:47:48
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Natalie Portman did nothing annoying last night. Ok maybe her clapping. But even I can concede that that’s really, really stretching. She looked lovely, her womb did not inform her acceptance speech, and I have to say I quite enjoyed the attitude she was throwing at Giuliana Rancic during the pre-show when she was asked about dumbass sounding baby names. Full Story

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Worst SAG Headband: Kate Mara

January 31, 2011 06:32:00 Posted at January 31, 2011 06:32:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Also known as the sister of Lisbeth Salander, Rooney Mara. Kate is dating Max Minghella who starred with Rooney in The Social Network. They also, Kate and Max, worked together on an upcoming film called Ten Year. Kate is so periphery I normally wouldn’t include her in this kind of wrap-up but her dress and her headgear were so jarring when I was browsing through photos, I couldn’t not show you, just in case you missed her. Full Story

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Worst SAG Breasts: Naya Rivera

January 31, 2011 06:20:00 Posted at January 31, 2011 06:20:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

One of the Glee nominated clips they used during the telecast was Jane Lynch’s Sue Sylvester telling Naya Rivera’s Santana that she wasn’t down with “plastics”. Too bad they didn’t cut to Naya’s face right after. It’s particularly egregious on someone so young and beautiful, who clearly didn’t need to mess with nature, who, in doing so, looks increasingly freakish and distended. Full Story

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Screen Actors Guild Awards 2011

January 31, 2011 06:05:00 Posted at January 31, 2011 06:05:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Something really bothers me when I hear it, no matter who it is who says it, even actors I love. I hate whey they say “my cast”. And “my crew”. Like, who the f-ck are you? Is it so hard to make reference to “our cast”, “our crew”? Maybe for them it’s not a problem. Full Story

Friday, January 28, 2011

Dear Gossips,

Am actually not sure why they bother with the official medical reason thing when it comes to Charlie Sheen. Something about a “hernia”? Said hernia was sustained during a boozy cokey party with porn stars. Please. The answer to any question about Charlie Sheen should be “for being Charlie Sheen”.  Read Full Intro

Tender loving Hugh

January 28, 2011 12:36:37 Posted at January 28, 2011 12:36:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Grant??? Pity this woman. She fell into that trap. This is Hugh yesterday in London leaving a tapas bar after spending two and a half hours with this lovely lady. He seems tender with her, non? Touching her head, holding out his arm to her…and in his hand a book – Only Love Is Real: A Story of Soulmates Reunited by Dr Brian Weiss. Full Story

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Charlie Hunnam doesn’t photograph well

January 28, 2011 12:18:55 Posted at January 28, 2011 12:18:55
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Stop yelling at me over email and Twitter. I’ve finally gotten around to writing this. Sorry it took a few days. So if you don’t watch Sons of Anarchy and you didn’t watch Undeclared, you’re skeptical right now, I get it. Charlie Hunnam isn’t one of those guys who does it up on a carpet like all vain and sh-t. Full Story

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Dividing Paris

January 28, 2011 11:29:01 Posted at January 28, 2011 11:29:01
Lainey Posted by Lainey

You can choose to believe that celebrities are civilised people, that they don’t draw lines in the sand and/or speak/fight through intermediaries. Sure. If that’s the case you also must not believe that celebrities lie. And you probably do believe that they have healthy self-esteem. Take 5 steps back and start at Jennifer Aniston. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

January 28, 2011 10:52:34 Posted at January 28, 2011 10:52:34
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Are there people who don’t love to laugh? How is this an attribute? (Dlisted)

Just like loving laughing, I don’t understand how this actually came out of someone’s mouth for serious. (The Superficial)

Oh hell, look out. Lea Michele major Super Moment (Popeater)

A Kardashian and her nails. Whatever. Remind me to tell you about how long my polish lasted. (Hollywood Tuna)

No, no, this doesn’t help Johnny Depp’s case either. (Pop Sugar)

VERY low cut Lea Michele (Just Jared)

Jude Law is giving RDJ the silent treatment (Cele|bitchy)

Hayden Christensen’s fuller figure to go with his fuller face (Celebuzz)

That man with Selma Blair is really, really tall (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Jennifer Aniston is totally interested. Why didn’t Chelsea pass him off to her? (Pink Is The New Blog)