Chris Martin was the surprise guests at a benefit held at a pub in London last night. Just 48 hours earlier, he was in New York running from paparazzi after his wife Gwyneth Paltrow hosted a dinner party for her famous friends featuring a few recipes from her upcoming cookbook. SO MUCH MORE on that dinner party later. Full Story
Last night was date night for the Brange in LA as they attended the opening night performance of God of Carnage. Culture! Brad, as you can see, is still working his greaser gangster vibe. Angelina on the other hand, well, she looks like sh-t. Clammy in the face, dark circles under the eyes, not helped by the smudged eyeliner, almost like she has the flu. Full Story
There was a ridiculously funny story that appeared in Page Six today about Lindsay Lohan and the sh-t she’s peddling right now. As you know, Lohan is supposed to play Victoria Gotti in the Gotti biopic. The only reason she’s getting that job is because her family and the Gottis are tight. Full Story
To my friend Lisa S! Happy Birthday! And maybe it be the best, best day, even though a Becks sighting isn’t likely since last night he played where I am in Toronto. Actually… he might be on a plane back to you now! Miss you, hope to hang out some more this summer. And for Maria from Ivan – congratulations on the awesome new job that you’ll always associate with the new Britney Spears video. Full Story
Remember when Ricky Gervais was vilified for how he hosted the Golden Globes and everyone got all sensitive and sanctimonious because, like, celebrities can’t take a goddamn joke? Then James Franco came along and bungled the Oscars and, well, it sort of put everything in perspective, non?
Anyway, Ricky went on Letterman the other day and they addressed some of his jokes, and the pussy ass reaction he received from the Hollywood people. Click here to see. Oh and by the way, he’s working with Johnny Depp now. So, you know, I think a lot of them pretended to be more offended than they actually were. That’s how it works over there. You can’t openly say you hate your co-star, but you’re not exactly sad when someone else calls them out on their hypocrisies. This, too, is what the internet is for.
Am back in Toronto now. Blogging all day, regular schedule. And no more burning of the ass. Benefits of quick-recovering Asian skin! That is, as mentioned too many times already, until we’re 60 at which point it all goes to sh-t. You’ve seen this right? Click here. So f-cking true.
Yours in gossip,
I do love an alone lunch or dinner once in a while. Bring a book, you don’t have to worry about talking to anyone, take your time with your food. order whatever you want, as much as you want, even if you’re only one person. Get indignant when the server raises his eyebrows – you can’t possibly eat that much. Full Story
Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck went to check out a school the other day. Sightings of them together don’t happen too often. And less often is public affection. The two seemed in great spirits. Ben even had a big loving smile for his wife. All’s good then in the land of bland? But those pants, they are killing me. Full Story
Laura just emailed me: I’m having…A really hard time understanding the Scarjo/Penn thing. Usually I can rationalize these odd pairings some way, but this one is beyond me. What is it she’s looking for? An older man? He doesn’t have his sh-t together - he’s NEVER had his sh-t together. Full Story
JLo’s best career move keeps paying off (Dlisted)
How Hayden Panettiere has sex with a giant (The Superficial)
Fine, Anderson Cooper. But isn’t the word “ridicuList” kinda ridiculous? (Popeater)
Totally diggin’ this entire Halle Berry outfit (Hollywood Tuna)
Nicole Richie takes her daughter to Disneyland (Pop Sugar)
Chris & Chris and a big hammer (Just Jared)
Kate Middleton: a princess refuses a tiara? (Cele|bitchy)
Gaga hates Hollywood, or so she says (Celebuzz)
I forgot to mention how much Lindsay LOHAN overkills the bronzer blush (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)
I fail to see how Camille Belle is Shine On “remarkable” (Moe Jackson)